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Fixed a boiler, you can hire me for only £1,500 per visit (I turned 2 valves)

I have just been followed by the most obvious ChatGPT ran account I've ever seen with a profile picture from thispersondoesnotexist.

@sweetmooberry.bsky.social crab if you wanna.

Chess grandmasters tremble at the almighty Pyramid of Doom!™

I would also like a 1998 - 2003 iMac.

I still want a Commodore.

Yo

I just want a Commodore.

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The mysterious and strict YouTube algorithm sure loves recommending me reuploaded songs and clip compilations despite the fact that I select the "Don't recommend channel" button every time.

Balloon.

I'm the Ash Ketchum of bugs in my bedroom.

ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

chicken jerkey

I can see you.

bluesky is down the hall and to the left

New way of getting likes Vegan

Anyone in May 2025?

How about we just stop using generative AI in places where it serves no purpose.

The next person I see saying the Kola Superdeep Borehole dug to hell gets blended.

Not it!

Bull oo skuh I

Surely I'll think of a funny post soon!

You wanna go into Settings > Privacy > The Orb > Turn Off "Eye Of Possession" and "Maddening Flesh" Theres still no way to opt out of the "The Masters Whispers" but I think if people complain enough, the minions are gonna have to comply 👍

promoted again

Crazy that headphone manufacturers put buttons on their product and expect me to use them.

sobbing

microsoft

Turns out cleaning your computer means the fans arent louder than the YouTube video you're watching even when the volume is super low.

Edge is doing a 50 years of Microsoft thing, and manages to make the company look so much worse now than it did decades ago. The "Then" sections shows innovation and the "Now" section is just copying Google and AI stuff no one likes.

Nigel Farage is begging me to vote for him with physical mail.

FOOL

It is March 31st

Somehow in the past few months I have deleted all of the software for my camera, its just gone.

we're getting there

Wireless headphones are so cool becuase theres like no wire.

This is a sad day.

I'm on the verge of thinking of a very funny joke

Firefox is perfect until I want to use extensions and having 3 uses 70% of my CPU.

Why does my System 32 get corrupted pretty much weekly???

Why do they call it dusting when you dust in the brush dust out dust clean the dust?

Who up brushin they teeth?

Gotta post something funny before the bots unfollow me.

So we're lying now

You people just dont understand true comedy.

Well done scientists.

When I plug in my headphones I get to listen to the soothing hums of the electricity coursing through my phone.

Bluesky needs useless stats, I want to like farm, I need to increase my scroll length and usage time.