"You mean to tell me that alternate reality me has been able to make a sentient AI daughter with the ability to go to and from cyberspace on a whim AND is strong enough to control powerful alien technology? Next you're going to tell me Sonic is racing with a famous pop star."

"This is your daily reminder that I am superior to you in every way and that you'll always be beneath me."

"Are you a flea infested creature with various diseases that needs to be put down? Also don't speak back to me unless I tell you to. I can smell your breath from a mile away."

"Shut up loser."

Who are all you people?!

"Were you always this ugly?"

"Do I tell them I have the Master Emerald now or later?"

warrior Traction seems to have slowed to a halt on here. May just end up switching muses if I can't figure out what to do with Eggman.

"I wouldn't be surprised if Sonic drowned or ate a bad chili dog. Knuckles probably walked into traffic, and the fox? Maybe he is in college or something."

"I may as well just say my plan out loud. I haven't seen Sonic and his friends at all. Maybe they all just died."

"The brainrot has gotten worse..."

"Thank you Poppybot for the support. Now on todays schedule we have the usual rant about how I hate Sonic and I will be playing a game called Dark Souls."

He's starting up one of his live streams again. "Welcome back my followers of the Eggman Empire! I have a great stream for you today without any annoying furballs to interrupt it."

"What is great about the PC is that you can add so many quality of life improvements through mods. I have quite the amazing Chao Garden."

"Consoles today are glorified boxes of garbage. Have you seen how overpriced the PlayStation 5 Pro is? Stick with a PC."

"Maybe Sonic just ate one too many chili dogs and died. It's not as fun if that idiot isn't trying to stop me, it almost feels empty. Maybe all I had to do was wait and now world domination is right around the corner."

Everyone has been so distracted that it's made things easy for Ivo. Almost too easy. Maybe this was just luck being on his side for once. It's already too late for them and they don't even realize it.

What if your headquarters mysteriously burned to the ground?

He's now looking to ram the Egg Mobile right into Mario to try and hit him out of the air. Sometimes you just have to do things yourself! "Will you hold still? I just want to talk!" That was sort of a lie. He did want to talk, but also wanted to beat him up.

"I'll have you know I am at the top of the leaderboard in Fortnite Festival."

"How strange." A feather was enough to give him the power of flight? Though it was not quite like Super Sonic's flight. Following behind with his drones by his side. "I don't know what you just did, but let's see if Super Plumber is capable of surviving ariel combat!" ↓

« 𝙃𝘼 .ᐟ YOU’RE 𝓛UCKY 𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪’𝑺 AT THE TOP OF MY 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𓂃 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 .ᐟ

‌‍​⁠ 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐑𝐒 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓

"Perhaps only in YOUR universe, but outside of it? Seven exist and whoever has all seven wields ultimate power. I've used the Master Emerald before. It was magnificent, but I never capitalized on the potential. I won't make the same mistake twice. You'll see what it can really do."

"Not only do I get to show off my superior racing skills, but you get to hand me the Chaos Emeralds personally. Prepare to be humiliated, Sonic!" Eggman has joined the race! #𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑰𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑺 𝑿 #𝓜𝑶𝑩𝑰𝑼𝑺

"Four? Oh this is hilarious, you didn't hear? There are SEVEN emeralds. Not only that, there is one that carries more power than even those, infinite power. The Master Emerald."

"Tell me, how many Chaos Emeralds do you currently have in your possession?"

"They will keep bothering you until you say it."

"Finally someone said it."

"The fact you want it to look like the real Sonic is actually very clever, though also insanity at its finest. I have yet to send my copy of Sonic out into the field, but when I do I can promise that it will not disappoint."

"Do tell how this creation of yours will be superior to those of the rest of us. You don't need to give every detail, just something that might impress me."

As his research continued more progress was made for his machines. His army as being built on schedule, some steps were ahead of schedule actually. While a couple important pieces remained it wasn't too concerning for Robotnik. As far as he knew, no one knew the smallest detail of his plans.

june. posting it again for good measure

warrior I just had a funny idea for a goofy side plot. All of you should roast Eggman in his stream chat like what Caseoh's viewers do to him. I think that would lead to some really funny shenanigans.

"I get enough exercise. I bet the Robotnik you know can't dance like I can."

"At last. Some peace and quiet."

"No thanks, nearly pulled something trying to keep up with another you."

"We will also have to gather powerful items that our enemies might use against us. I am almost in possession of the Master Emerald. You will need to find something just as powerful to match."

"There will be no betrayal here. We both want the same thing, to rule the world. What we need to do first is build up our forces stronger than they've ever seen. It has to be done discreetly or else they will grow suspicious."

"Because unlike you, I am close to getting my hands on something so powerful that there would be no hope for any who stand against us. Of course I'm not going to do all the work and just hand you the world, that'd be ridiculous."

"A plan to get rid of our enemies for good. You could even have the Mushroom Kingdom under your feet if you don't mess it up."

"I'm sure if I wanted to go to Stupid Town I would arrive here at your castle that never has a princess in it. Now we could throw verbal jabs at each other all day or we can discuss business."

"Wherever it is I need you to bring it through walls so that Sonic and his stupid friends don't take it back from you. They can't stop you if they can't get to you."

I hope you lose all of them.

"Same thing. Aliens and they both live with Sonic to my knowledge. Is the Knuckles from your universe a complete idiot too?"