what a shitshow… man…

MY SWEET SMALL CHILD: dad would you could you please stop posting so emphatically ME:

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

cat

honestly hysterical how shit notepad and file explorer are in windows 11

hot honey feels like a prank by the food industry

she’s so cool

I do not want to create an account with a username and password to order ahead a sushi bowl online. I want to pay via ApplePay and if that’s not an option, I want to check out as a guest. We do not need to Become Financially Entwined for this sushi bowl transaction.

me near the end of a 10k

Once again reiterating: I will never vote for Gavin Newsom, in any election, primary or general.

i want to mention for anyone who doesn't know yet that the instructor in this case is trans

Booty had me like

strong pelvic floor, don’t have a good second half to this joke ceiling

lol youtu.be/vQ4ATsyD4hA?...

cooked a bird

remember folks thanksgiving is the one day that your dog is allowed to plug in all twenty of your toasters on the same circuit as a treat

happy thanksgiving folks!! 🦃

ruh roh

solstice can’t come soon enough

You, parched of swag: Is that a— Me, resplendent: —Saddam Hussein Yasser Arafat bromance watch? that’s right.

roth is so right these are profoundly friend shaped animals

“i found out u were coming so i hung up the picture of that guy u like 👉👈” DAWG

every regulation is written in blood

been having a late morning snickerdoodle and let me tell you folks, it’s nice

lordy

me, a year later: going back for more seasonal cold one

Again, if you get a little sour cream or salad dressing on your phone, that’s good for it. That’s sustenance for the phone

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

*explaining a patty melt to an american* imagine a burger

Every regulation written in blood

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

Daily red panda

damn you mean this guy might not have had our best interests at heart?

okay so the economy crashing isn’t all bad

Yeah :D

hell yeah this is sick

another dub for chili's grill and bar feed

new mountain goats good 👍

"I was wondering if maybe you could put directly in the newspaper that I'm mad?"

emotive butlerian jihad, more and more are saying it. the robot may not wear the skin of a man.

maybe it’s nice

a big hearty lol from me. lmao even.