Anything you can do, I can do better. I can do anything better than you. You've experienced 406 years without challenge or fortification and it's made you soft like putty. Meanwhile you have savagely forge us into diamonds, the hardest naturally occurring material on Earth.

I have a theory (backed by black feminist thought): Black women are mirrors. We reflect what’s already in people — their values, wounds, contradictions, and harm. And many people hate being seen.

The Nigga Chronicles

I want to be in love so bad but a lot of men just suck. I can’t find the non-sucky ones 😭😭😭😭

Yeah angry Jasmine been locked up way too long. Cause the way i want to rage at everyone is crazy. This is why you shouldn’t suppress your emotions kids.

Bitch don’t ever ask me how much I need if you aint gon send it. 🤬🤬🤬

He’s one of the lucky ones getting to $100k. Highest I ever got was $52k.

Capitalism and Ozempic

And this is why I’m sticking beside Chatgpt. Cause it just helped me ask a man to pay for something for the first time in my life. A new era is loading up yall lol

Im trying to figure out how already small people is getting ozempic but I cant get shit!

Double booked myself for tonight and both niggas flaked. 😩😩 Why is dating so hellish. I need to be in the passenger seat of somebody son hellcat.

10 hours is too long to be around all these ppl. I need a new job.

I was expecting her to roast us, but all she did was validate our experiences. 😭

A girl gotta eat either way.

I made up with my best eater. 👏👏👏🥳🥳🥳

Reversing your lung damage.

Beyoncé steady sending these text messages. Bitch we is broke for real for real.

I need some damn tints. I’m tired of people seeing me perform live for my imaginary fans lol

I’m so irritated, nobody is acting right. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Trying to read your MRI results without a doctor:

I wish I was in my 20s in the 70s.

Let me see what this Long Island Cutwater talmbout

Why am I sitting in the parking lot at work on Thanksgiving? 🤬

Me tomorrow performing the Thanksgiving day halftime show for my family.

I don’t think there’s enough women doing this honestly.

Guess I’m getting my day off started early.

Dreaming about my plate. #thanksgiving

I done cracked the code.

I deserve both money and happiness 😭

Time to be mean again.

I guess it wasn’t in the cards for me to 💦 yesterday. Can’t stand u niggas and I’m finna hurt yo feelings. Cause this is unacceptable in the year of our lord 2025.

It’s fun to be mean to (some🙄) men for two reasons: 1. They deserve it. 2. They are the worst.

My birthday is in one month! So excited.

Ain’t nobody bigger than the program baby. Please do yourself a favor and fall in line.

POV: You’re on a dating app.

Do the knowledge

And did 😍😍

Gotta make this nigga remember the time. 😋

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, The Polar Express, Home Alone, It’s a Wonderful Life, Frosty the Snowman, Klaus, Jingle All the Way

How Elon bout to be a trillionaire and America is in trillion $ debt 🤔

Wake and bake with a cold brew is changing my life.

I hate when my lil yea yea act up.

I need to be folded 😩

What Jhene say? I’m not a hoe, I just know what I want lol.