Dang, I thought we were trending towards asphalt jokes or permeable surface talking points.

I wish I could participate in this because it seems fun, but I’m tired and can barely keep up with it as it is.

Super excited about the future would be never having to think about his undue influence on all of us, ever again.

My passion is having the superpower of adding paper to the printer.

If we all have plastic brain spoons and plastic everything else, what was the plastic content of Holyfield’s ear? Should we be taking nutritional advice from a guy who eats non-organic ears? I can’t shake this feeling.

Office sweatshirt. Office heater. Office shivers.

I was not as productive as I should have been this weekend, but I am not a machine.

They used ai and said “make Pegasus a beer commercial” right?

Where did they put ears on the food pyramid?

Where’s the Toyota commercial for the guy who thinks “I just want mulch and some 2x4s a few times a year”?

The color of Gatorade guarded more closely than every other national secret.

They act like tenure is getting to eat birthday cake everyday for the rest of your life, and never having to shop, bake, or wash dishes. When instead it’s a pause, a chance to think, breathe, and plan after 10-15 un/underpaid years ’in school’ when your only goal is to help other people.

AAUP President Todd Wolfson issued the following statement in response to Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt's Executive Order issued today immediately eliminating academic tenure at the state’s public regional universities and community colleges.

I turned on the Olympics for a morale boost. It’s was people from around the world exhibiting talent, appreciation, and happiness.

The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.

Today I learned that my mom not only follows, but reads, my Instagram stories.

Baron Pierre de Coubertin rolling over in his grave.

This is a much better version of what I said at a thing where I was asked to say stuff like this, but then never asked to say stuff again.

How do we pretend Olympics when now?

My friend’s album turned 5 today, and I want to give it to somebody on @bandcamp.com Friday, say hi.

Didn’t The Sims run on like 4Mb RAM and stimulate actual human emotion and creativity for a lot less waste?

The monsters have never been under your bed or in your closet. They’ve been on the ballot.

Our medals will be made from platinum, rose gold, and fool’s gold.

How is this surprising? Cheap probably means small. And maybe people want small.

Instead of debates we should just watch candidates grocery shop. Or try to. oklahomawatch.org/2026/02/05/g...

Why wear my seatbelt if I’m not driving? podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...

I once thought “yeah, when the price comes down.” Now I cringe in the parking lot when I see one.

The fact that people (involved) are capable of ‘joking’ about stuff like this.

It should not be my problem to dispose of shiny, non-recyclable, genetically-addresses, non-returnable junk mail.

What a week (Wednesday’s version)

I try to generally be careful with what insult words I use about other people ut am I allowed to refer to myself as a fumbling buffoon?

Added two new pieces of office art from the great @minouette.bsky.social!

I love when you count me out.

My passion is saving attachments to OneDrive so that I can open them.

In a world of crimes, it feels shameful to be annoyed at the little stuff. Student email from WeBWorK. I click on link. Blocked from WW. Go to D2L to authenticate to WW then either find the student/assignment combination within WW or go back to email and re-click. Eventually I help and reply.

Hey, check out Drew’s Math Values thread. PS. It’s a good one.

The things I do for my students, like automatically hide the dock so they get more screen space.

Does anyone other than advertisers? www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

I just learned I can use “option + 0” to me a degree symbol. Drunk with power. AMA.

We should work on getting more humans to agree on this first. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Classic chicken move.

I know he’s a polarizing figure, but this seems pretty gross. Also weird that this text is in an image on the site.

that I keep typing .wmd when I mean .qmd. is clearly a telling mistake

Maybe it’s because we’re all old now, but I really like this new Atmosphere album. atmosphere.bandcamp.com/album/jestures

Ganache is just chocolate-flavored butter. Whoa.

Instagram doesn’t deserve this, but you do.

I’ve been to field trips at the morgue for college classes. This whole Epstein thing feels that way. Looking, staring, joking (?), … There’s not enough Vicks under the nose for some of this. I’m so sick of looking at the same pictures over and over and can’t imagine how horrible this is for some.

The thing about this is that when ‘normal people’ do it, things pretty much get better for everyone. When billionaire gold card people do it though?

This is who runs this account.

I am seeking suggestions for online/remote video production classes for beginners - my partner and I want to up our game.