BREAKING: Lindsey Graham says he just had a wonderful, productive 20 minute conversation with his good friend Mitch McConnell.

It’s nice to see Mitch getting a proper goodbye.

Trump will probably escape responsibility for this Epstein shit. He always does. But I hope I live long enough to wake up one morning, sip my coffee, enjoy the sunlight streaming through my kitchen window, and ponder that at that very moment… Trump is burning in hell.

🚨BREAKING:🚨 COMMANDERS AGREE TO NAME NEW STADIUM AFTER TRUMP’S LEGACY.

BREAKING: Jesus Has A Special Message for Republicans After Tonight’s Elections

Hey Donald. Here’s an AI video for you. It’s called Day 876,459 in hell.

I am truly sorry that a man- even a man with horrible opinions- was savagely murdered today. And what I just said is more than that man said when Melissa Hortman was killed.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Major Body of Water Renamed After Trump Legacy

BREAKING: White House is getting things in place.

Appeal to all journalists… Ask Trump in EVERY interview: 1- What is the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration? 2- Why do states get 2 senators but different numbers of reps? 3- Name 3 of the 10 in the bill of rights? Tell me that motherfucker would get one of them right!

How I woke up this morning.

Hang in there, friends. Just a few more Bacon Quarter Pounders with Cheese…

The media has failed us, but one of their most unappreciated failures is to expose how FUCKING STUPID TRUMP is. No way this guy could pass a basic civics test. I want some reporter to ask him something like, "why do states get 2 senators but a varied number of reps." No way bruh could answer.

What Donald's parade is really about.

Good morning.

Yes! 👇🏻🤣🤣

PSA- I pastored evangelicals for 30 years. “Christian” MAGA cannot be reasoned with. Trump is “God’s man,” and every time you show them evidence of his evil, they patronizingly dismiss you as lost and stupid. I’m done reasoning with them. They have to be defeated and forever shamed. Period.