I am truly sorry that a man- even a man with horrible opinions- was savagely murdered today. And what I just said is more than that man said when Melissa Hortman was killed.

🚨BREAKING🚨 Major Body of Water Renamed After Trump Legacy

BREAKING: White House is getting things in place.

Appeal to all journalists… Ask Trump in EVERY interview: 1- What is the difference between the Constitution and the Declaration? 2- Why do states get 2 senators but different numbers of reps? 3- Name 3 of the 10 in the bill of rights? Tell me that motherfucker would get one of them right!

How I woke up this morning.

Hang in there, friends. Just a few more Bacon Quarter Pounders with Cheese…

The media has failed us, but one of their most unappreciated failures is to expose how FUCKING STUPID TRUMP is. No way this guy could pass a basic civics test. I want some reporter to ask him something like, "why do states get 2 senators but a varied number of reps." No way bruh could answer.

What Donald's parade is really about.

Good morning.

Yes! 👇🏻🤣🤣

PSA- I pastored evangelicals for 30 years. “Christian” MAGA cannot be reasoned with. Trump is “God’s man,” and every time you show them evidence of his evil, they patronizingly dismiss you as lost and stupid. I’m done reasoning with them. They have to be defeated and forever shamed. Period.

SMALL DICK ENERGY Coming To A Theater Near You

An Important Easter Lesson

Easter Greeting to All Evangelicals. You’ve got a busy day tomorrow saying, “He is Risen.” As you praise your savior, remember to ponder just how much Jesus and Trump have in common. Oh wait…

On this Good Friday- a reminder. Most evangelicals will be moved to tears as they remember a humble man who gave his life for others. Yet- they VOTED FOR AND STILL DEFEND this piece of shit who mocked a man with a disability. Their Easter celebrations are tributes to their hypocrisy.

Trump is so interested in Greenland- I say we send him there!

Just a reminder. A few months ago Trump performed fellatio on a microphone. He’s a fucking psychopath. Let’s never forget it.