this is straight from original bible…

bruno 🧢 so i either get points or i stop this united winning form. win win 😇

tbh i didn’t even know he was still with us 😭

NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT JINX PLAYERS

“always was always will be” #invasionday #changethedate

if u love yourself someone is gonna love u too because we are basically monkeys and monkey see monkey do or smth like that

NOTE TO SELF: NEVER EVER BENCH DORGU AGAIN

sonia imposter out 😡 #cfcw #wsl

foden and haaland both benched. i would know about it if i didn’t have a life outside of #fpl 😏

FFS got the news after deadline that Haaland has NOT travelled to Wolverhampton today 🤦🏻‍♀️

i have four citeh players against my own kind 😬😬

captain haaland… #UCLFantasy

37 points this gw…15 from a player i decided to bench in my infinite wisdom 🙄

#fpl query: so i’ve already used my FT & don’t have any transfers left. heard the news that guehi is signed by city & now i have 4 city players. would i need to take a -4 and transfer him out or can i just bench one if the city players? would they cancel my team if i don’t comply 🤔

2018 - Russia 2022 - Qatar 2026 - America FIFA on a hattrick to be hosted by non democracies who dgaf about human rights FIFA’s motto: money > morals

salah vs mane about time the debate gets settled go mo go 🫶 #afcon

if only we waited a week we could get him as manager ah well maybe in six months or so

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if a person dies during their exam does that mean they……passed 🤔

now that twitter is set to be banned in many countries, we might see an influx of accounts so add #BlueArmy to your display name so peoples can differentiate OGs from posers

yes i’m a mature adult yes i laughed at this 😂😂

life update: did a strike in bowling 😌 gotta channel that vibe into my #fpl team somehow 😅

might be lame but the time when feed on any app wasn’t infinite. when you could “catch up” to all tweets/reels and not doomscroll wasting time

ngl but i sometimes miss those twitter “world” cups that were mostly voted by middle aged brit men who also voted for brexit 😐

dear fpl gods fuck you 😒😒

unable to see my league in fpl challenge. it’s broken 😭😭 on the plus side, all evidences of my failures are wiped out 🤞🤞

RIP…one of the very few who still treated movies as an art form 😢

what’s up bsky fam i had only 1 ft and i used it on minteh—>rogers this is how team looks like any advices, i don’t mind taking 1-2 hits if it’s gonna yield points in long run

amorim after leeds draw: “i’m the manager not the coach” board 24hrs later: “bet you’re neither now mate bye” 🤣🤣

36 points this gw also i learnt this week what defcon means i’m not a serious person lmfao 🤣

enzoooooooo 💙💙💙💙💙

fuck neto…joao felix would have scored that with his eyes closed 😌 #DeluluIsSolulu

looking at the line up it seems manchester united’s new year resolution is to keep a CS anyhow bloody 8 defenders 😱

‘Home Alone’ is one of the best movies of all time…not just the best christmas or kid’s movie

in retrospect it was a bad day to bet against wolves…it was there day (or night)

who's your favorite super-hero (without saying batman or spider-man)

rice > sake

#fpl team for #gw20 i have decided to keep minteh in XU because i kept the fucker for this very fixture. he better start and score a hattrick 😡

in 2026 world leaders have realised they can bomb another countries without any repercussions whatsoever. back to 1914 we go 😒

just to be clear i don’t have anything against him as a manager i just don’t like him and he dissed fans in the pressers. he never felt like a true blue just an employee working for moolah 💰 and im pretty sure he’s just trying to get a good severance pay so he can go join manchester city

not very active here but thanks everyone who interacted with me over past one year 🫶😇

maresca to leave chelsea. i’m already loving this new year 2026 😇

everything went wrong. 15 points for arsenal guys vs 4 for united guys 😐

customary new year meme hope you all had a good 2025 and wishing you all an amazing 2026 🫶

5 goals in 15 minutes, meanwhile my team 😒

#fpl team for #gw19 swapping my arsenal players (rice, timber) for united ones (cunha, dorgu). what can go wrong? amirite 🤣 good luck fam 😇

anyone has news on these two?

gw18 update: survived man united trap called cunha

so as new year is right around the corner, i’m making tbr list for 2026. so please let me know your suggestions. idm any genres even non fiction if writing is interesting.

#fpl team for gw18 good luck folks