This is how Christmas makes me feel. It makes me feel just like Dead Dave.

I had finally gotten my stuff today, and it's fuckin awesome! Got cool bags with it, and some stickers, I'll use em for something eventually. Everything I got is really high-quality, and I bet I'm gonna have a blast!

I just had the luckiest shit happen to me while trying to perfect Roserade's dex entry. Not just one... but TWO SHINY BUIZELS!? Oh my goodness, I have been so lucky!

Haven't posted something in a month, yeesh. So lately, I've been cleaning my room up and drawing Zoobles on the side. Nothing really much, but the funniest thing of all is that I bought a fkn Zooble dick as a reward for cleaning up. (as well as 10 mini dicks.) I'm really bad in the winter...

I was playing a roblox game for the fuck of it and started laughing my ass off. Why does the Zooble room have a fkn cuck chair? LMAO!

Decided to draw how I feel. For explanation I was having a good day, then experienced two things that were total buzzkills. The fur I bought wasn't right, then the other thing made me feel like giving up art. I did have fun drawing this, though, it helped get my frustrations out.

Today was an amazing day at work, I got to adopt a spider that was at the hut. I fkn love wolfies <3 Also got new funny stories to tell others about, because I accidentally traumatized some old guy, almost had a panic attack, and even had to dig shit out of a toilet lmao.

⚠️Censored artworks in picture!⚠️ I'm definitely not gonna really be uploading art to here anytime soon... I'm drawing more mature things. No acts shown, just some simple stuff. I'm proud of how these are turning out, I'm finally getting better at art after so long.

Yesterday I bought my Zooble to work in their harness. Forgot to take it off of them, so I just acted normal to try to not have anybody notice. Nobody said anything, but my coworkers probably think I'm a weirdo now... (if they didn't already see me as one.)

I was scheduled to work today, but didn't because pizza hut is temporarily closed. Sucks I won't be getting those hours, but I spent time making Zooble in WPlace. It took me like all day too, LOL. Bazooble next mayhaps?

Driving in my lego right after some beer, hey that bump looks of Bazooble's rear. D-U-I how 'bout you die, I'll drive one-hundred miles an hour. Been a while since I posted any art, other than on my secret reddit account. Only one guy here would be able to find it.

I took them to work again and sat with them on my break. Got my usual for break, and free breadsticks that I stole from the garbage bin. They were thrown out for sitting too long, so I just tore them up and stuck them in my pocket to eat. I actually eat trash, better eaten than wasted, though...

Took my Zooble to my work place today. I kept them safe in a pillowcase until my break came along. Chatted to them as I ate my personal pan pizza, watched the dumb sports channel that was on the TV, even gave them a smooch before my break ended. Got weird looks, but I'm honestly too happy to care.

I like to shine my UV flashlight at things to check if they glow under it. Zooble reacts under it, so now I know that I'd be able to easily find them if I somehow ever lost them. The yellow eye, the pink, the blue chest piece, and the red claw all react to the light.

Antennae'd beast. I had gotten this creature like two days ago, but I just finished making their harness. They're adorable, soft, and super cuddly.

I 3ndwd 7p drinking a shot ton of vodke and luke cried for t3n minut3s. I'm honetly pethice. Im typing this while still drunk, pl3ase forgive my ugly ass. I haven't cried in motnths, fuck....

Gotta answer this before I go to work or I'll forget. I enjoyed it, my favorite part was probably Zooble saying they want the ability to have sex, think it's known as to why. Also only took one screenshot, it's of Zooble's ass, I forgot did that... also drank last night, so I was late to watch.

Just gonna post my dumb Zooble doodles, since I don't think more will be made for a while. On paper, and on my work folder. I got really fucking stupid with doing these. It's what keeps me entertained. Got two closing shifts this week, then I work almost full time next week [39.5], with breaks 37.

Finally got paid for my job, 400 some dollars. Paid off my rides to work already. I will be buying a Zooble, then the rest of the mons go toward rent! I do feel it's acceptable to get myself the toy, even if rent is quite behind. It'll be as a celebration that I'm working now, then no more buying.

So, while I was at work I found some lantern flies and had nothing to store them in. I found this cigarette box in the trash and stole it, very unaware of the foot, since I was too focused on shoving bugs in it. When my coworker said abput the foot I check, started laughing my ass off. Total keep.

Random bullshit since I never seem to sleep at night when I have WORK in the morning! Anyways, Jax says "KILL GANGLE" with his muder plans on de wall.

Oh my, this set off so many alarm bells in my head when I saw it [ALT for info], but I'll answer it anyways. Answer: No, I am not. I was assigned female at birth, unfortunately. I honestly wish I was, though, it would have saved me so much trouble. I really don't wanna fight laws just to be me.

🎉Bazooble × Zooble art is done!🎉 I absolutely love these two fuckers! Anyways, the background is only how it is, because my first one was absolute trash. I'll include it in the comments as well as the time! This is now a repost, because my dumbass forgot to render an eyelid...😭

This was me yesterday after a bad day at work, LMAO. I was literally forced to help mow cemeteries once I got off of my shift, in uniform. It fucked with me a lot, even drugged myself to knock myself out cold. I feel a lot better now, I just hope my coworkers stop misgendering me so damn much.

I just got home from doing nightshift at the hut, got a free pizza for it. That means I got two free pizzas, yay!🎉🍕

Made a quick wallpaper for my work phone. The thing is a piece of shit, but I'm not taking my personal phone when the wallpaper is Zooble grasping onto a stripper pole... Not taking chances, man. [Dumb fact: but I now own 3 phones.]

Just did my first day of work at Pizza Hut, it was really nice. The coworkers were nice and helped me learn where things were. I got to prepare pizzas, go into the freezers, use the dishwasher, and all that stuff.

Hehehehe... Zooble ship art. Have an evil sneaky peeky, gonna try to finish it before I begin work.

I just saw the cutest dobsonfly come onto the porch. Got it to land on me for long enough to get these pictures. It is actually so small compared to the last one I saw!

Just went back to the place I applied at, they gave me a uniform and scheduled me to start training in two days, woohoo! 🎉🍕

I made a quick sketch of Zooble, it's not very good, but I'm gonna test something to see if it works.

TADC doodlez, yippee! I had a lot of fun getting to draw all the characters.

Hewwo fello hoomans, I need sum lampz... any help grately apreciated. I am not moth, u can trust me. -Hooman

Drew dumb shit again for funsies. Now this would quickly be able to prove to someone how awful my sketchbook drawings are.

Livin' the dream by eating with my most chill rat. He be on my chair while I eat on the floor like a peasant. Lmao.

⚠️suicide topics⚠️ Today my day was fucking crazy. My mum got in one of her depressed moods, and said she was gonna kill herself then went into the woods. I feel bad that I stalked her and called 911, but I'd rather that than to lose her. A neighbor was with me, but I know I'm gonna get all the hell.

Honestly didn't expect to see something again on my Strawpage. I thought it was really good, tons of moments made me laugh. Bubble saying "sex appeal" was one that REALLY caught me off-guard, also got a good giggle out of Bazooble stealing Zooble's eye. I'll probably draw them together sometime.

So I worked on this more, got the ring sewn. I am gonna have to sew more on it since my dumbass already tore a seam though. Still gotta make the other eye, after that I can do eyelids.

"Get Down" with Traumatized Astro and Twisted Tisha. Another piece of random junk from me, enjoy the torture!

"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN NOW!!!"🔥💥🔥

And here I start to make another one, that's gonna be even dumber. The style is actually very fun.

I am now trying to learn the Trollface Quest artstyle. I drew Toodles here, because I do not like her.

I just edited some random ass picture of a frog I had downloaded. I tried to make it look evil, I will send it to my friend at 3AM for no reason. Also edited an image of toodles at some point because I hate toodles. For the frog picture I just looked up "Fat frog images".

Bui bui bui! 🌊 My progress on the buizel head as of far, it's really coming together now! I am most proud of the zipper I had installed onto it, it works well. The fur is also UV reactive, I really enjoy that as well.

Yet another shitpost since I take so long to create. This is the kind of stuff I used to play back when I was little, it would keep me entertained for literal hours. Fart lift was always my favorite minigame, if you win the characters flail their arms in disgust as the dude just endlessly farts.

Sketch I made while watching some videos, facts about cornleaf are on it and stuffs. The sketch isn't very good, but it should help me get better at drawing. I didn't use a reference, so that may be why.

I finally got to play Dandy's Run World! I've been wanting to play this since it was so stupid looking, but it got banned. I am laughing so hard out of happiness since I found it up again. I did immediately die in the tutorial, but now I have a game installed to disappoint kids with!

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Right now I'm cooking up something epic on Ibis Paint 🔥🚽🧻

So I was sewing and then came up with an idea for an OC. I was thinking a murderous balloon dog who wears and is not afraid of sharp objects. I might actually make this guy into a character, if I do, there will be a reference sheet soon enough.