The notifications on here are a bit jacked arnt they?

Bastard bit my elbow

😉

I dunno I think my mom checking herself into the Fourseasons just so she can watch TV and order room service is quite camp.

Beach day

Sweaty 😰

Goats are just cunty sheep.

Hello 🙋🏼‍♂️

My great aunt just told me “you’ve got great pecs haven’t you Alex” This is why she’s my favourite family member.

🥹

Alice elm elegant interior decorating is everything to me.

I’ve had three iced coffees this morning and I feel like I could uproot a moderately sized hill with my bare hands.

Hi it’s not me talking to you on Grindr I don’t have the app 💕 please block this if ya see it he’s scamming nudes off people

Hangover workout

You look like you love Matalan

Gay man with a fat ass? That’s a fruit cake baby

Heavy metal lover

Another day 🫨

God chat GPT really is that girl

In the blue, we all sky

Bookmarks ya cowards!

If you’re ginger and do onlyfans, there’s a great marketing opportunity here

Checking my Apple Watch like I’m Ben 10

Think gay people’s accents are lovely

I’m really happy with my life and the people in it and it feel so good.

Uniform at work kinda bodied me?

God I get so awkward when someone asks me in public how much I work out? I dunno why I feel so embarrassed

Holiday ready 🥲

I know I’m late to the game but I’ve just watched the substance………. Wow

Masc for masc, fem for fem, nice for friend-zone

These masc for masc gays better be ugly for ugly gays too.

More of the BRAT bathroom

Outing someone is just wild? What gives you the right? I wanna see nothing but support for Khalid.

Gym before 8am to tell myself I’ve got my life together.

Hi blue sky boys

The twitter numbers are dropping offffff like im gaining followers but loosing them faster. Sad to see the down fall of that app

Hi blue sky boys

Gym before 8am to tell myself I’ve got my life together.

Nah at this point Deliveroo, I’m gunna need to ask you to starting driving tests and licenses for your cyclist I’ve almost been floored twice today.

Ahh hinge

Crushing on a boy whos already dating another guy? That’s a forbidden fruit.

One thing I’m loving about Bluesky is I’m actually seeing posts from accounts that I actually follow and want to see. Rather than just ads, engagement baiting and bigots

As someone diagnosed with #HIV back in 2011, when tests were only done in-clinic (and slow), can I just say how INCREDIBLE it is to see affordable 15-min HIV tests on supermarket shelves? We’ve come so far in just a few years - now to tackle #stigma and outdated perceptions! #HIVSky #IDSky

If it’s not at least 50% off it’s not a Black Friday sale.

So it’s a new day on Bluesky

Was a busy year!

God I hate choking so much, It’s so embarrassing to me like what am I doing? Just breathe you freak stop making a scene

Are you sure you wanna wake up next to this?

Gunna thirst trap my way back to all my mutuals

Good morning Bluesky.