I keep wondering what my Iranian friends think about Trump's warning today that a 'whole civilization will die' if the Iranian regime doesn't open the Strait. It no longer sounds like anyone in the admin ever cared about the Iranian people to begin with - & now they've become targets of both sides.

I’ve never threatened anyone with a war crime on Easter but I hear that’s the Christian thing to do these days. You guys are getting wild.

Turns out the art of the deal is neither.

All the folks I know that are great at something do it everyday, rain, sleet, or snow whether anybody cares or not -and they've been showing up and doing it their whole lives. So whatever you're doing, if you enjoy it, don't stop. You are already winning. Most people give up by lunch.

Let’s normalize having different opinions without being labeled an ‘enemy of the state.’

How’s that “lower prices on day one” thing going for everyone? I’ll start: shitty.

I don’t blame Trump for saying what he said about Mueller. I’m going to say the same thing about him when he ☠️

“The dumbest person you know is currently being told ‘you’re absolutely right’ by ChatGPT.” -fav truism floating around out there rn

At this point, what does being MAGA even mean? It's like 'opposites day' every 15 minutes.

I don’t think they anticipated significantly higher gas and grocery prices after Operation Epstein Fury -& it’s just getting going. I hope they’re prepared for the midterms.

I sleep well at night knowing that at least the oil companies are going to be ok.

If I were Hegseth, I’d be a little more worried about the killing children part and a little less worried about an unflattering camera angle.

I just want to know one thing from the state of the union; where is our f-ing money and release the Epstein files.

I’ve been watching the state of the union fall apart for over a year -along with everybody else. What’s one more night of lies?

It sucks that the worst dudes that everybody hated in high school are now running the show -only they’re still emotionally in high school.

Dexter would have worked his way through the Epstein list already.

According to the Taco Supreme Court, the Epstein Administration owes us all $1000 and an apology. I’m sure the PDF in Thief will get right on that right after he’s through handing 10 billion of your $ over to the Bored of Peace. There aren’t enough margaritas in the world for this.

I feel sorry for cheeseburgers at the White House today.

As a musician or songwriter, if you’re not familiar with what music AI programs like Suno can do, you’re woefully unprepared for what’s coming next. Words like “Unsettling” and “disruptive” are massive understatements. I begrudgingly encourage you to check it out.

Hopefully in a decade we’re all going to look back and cringe at all the narcissism (myself included). But until then, please like, subscribe and dont forget to buy my naked mastering engineer calendar. Margaritas up!

The Dow is below 50k again. Can we talk about PDF files and their victims again? Or is it too soon?

Today, Pam Bondi essentially said that no one cares about PDF files and their victims as long as billionaires are making money. I think she & her boss are sorely mistaken but I’m sure the Epstein class agreed.

51% of all internet traffic is now bots. Remember that the next time you argue with "somebody" in the comments.

Wait until the people who are upset about the half time show find out about the Trump Epstein files.

Who would have guessed (besides non cult members) that QAnon would end up being team Epstein? Truth is stranger than fiction.

Bad Bunny! That was fun. Proud to be an American!

This world would suck so hard right now without tunes. Keep that in mind peeps. We need you now more than ever.

Military service members were told to watch the Melania movie, I’m guessing to boost the streaming numbers? Wow. You know you’re really popular when it’s an order -on tax payers dime no less.

One of these things is not like the other… Release the Trump-Epstein files

In fairness to Trump, it must really drive him ‘bananas’ that Obama isn't in the Trump-Epstein files.

Never mind, every body. Now he says he’s the one that posted it and didn’t make a mistake. Glad he cleared that up. “You can kiss the midterms goodbye.” -Mick Mulvaney, Trumps former White House chief of Staff

Oh good, he deleted it. For a minute there I thought he was racist.

Bad Bunny is as American as apple pie.

Speaking of grifting — because someone leaked his tax returns, Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion AND negotiating his own settlement, because he IS the federal government. Guess who’s going to be paying for that?

Anyone who still thinks this administration is doing any kind of good for anyone but themselves is delusional. The Trump family has made roughly 4 billion in their first year back -and it’s all on your dime.

Fascists talk about suspending elections.

Fuck ICE. Put me on a list, mofos. You’re gonna have a pretty big list.

So what some of you are saying is, it’s ok for the feds to knock you to the ground when you’re filming them, take your holstered, licensed, permitted firearm, shoot you 10 times and let you bleed out. Which amendment is that again? I need to brush up on my constitution.

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

Pretti Good Reason for a National Strike

Fucking enraged. Remember peeps, exercising your constitutional rights is not an insurrection.

When ICE operates outside the rule of law, it ceases to be American. Assaulting, detaining, or killing unarmed citizens for merely observing (much less protest)—and entering homes without judicial warrants—this is police-state behavior. Read the Constitution. Act accordingly.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

If you don’t stand up for our constitutional rights as an elected official, it doesn’t much matter what party you belong to; you’re the enemy of the people.

Nearly 60% of us think our president has failed his first year back. Judging by the first few weeks of January, that number will only climb. The 25th amendment is right around the corner. Brace yourself for continued overuse of the word ‘unprecedented.’

So basically what some of you are saying is that it’s ok to suspend our civil liberties, shoot citizens in the face and horribly abuse & kill undocumented folks for what amounts to a civil infraction on par with a broken tail light? Sounds legit.

I have 2 Grammys. You have zero Grammys. I give you one Grammy. Now how many Grammys do you have? Still zero. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Real strength is the ability to hear opposing views and take criticism head-on. Fascism isn’t power, it’s fear dressed up as authority. These guys aren't ramping things up because they're feeling confident. They know their grip on power is slipping and now is when they're the most dangerous.

It's been 24 days since the justice department was legally compelled to release all of the Epstein Files. They've only released 1% Must be pretty bad. Just kidding! I'm sure it's great (MAGA!) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein...

Can we all agree to call ICE the Gestapo now or is that still offensive to someone?