Hopefully in a decade we’re all going to look back and cringe at all the narcissism (myself included). But until then, please like, subscribe and dont forget to buy my naked mastering engineer calendar. Margaritas up!

The Dow is below 50k again. Can we talk about PDF files and their victims again? Or is it too soon?

Today, Pam Bondi essentially said that no one cares about PDF files and their victims as long as billionaires are making money. I think she & her boss are sorely mistaken but I’m sure the Epstein class agreed.

51% of all internet traffic is now bots. Remember that the next time you argue with "somebody" in the comments.

Wait until the people who are upset about the half time show find out about the Trump Epstein files.

Who would have guessed (besides non cult members) that QAnon would end up being team Epstein? Truth is stranger than fiction.

Bad Bunny! That was fun. Proud to be an American!

This world would suck so hard right now without tunes. Keep that in mind peeps. We need you now more than ever.

Military service members were told to watch the Melania movie, I’m guessing to boost the streaming numbers? Wow. You know you’re really popular when it’s an order -on tax payers dime no less.

One of these things is not like the other… Release the Trump-Epstein files

In fairness to Trump, it must really drive him ‘bananas’ that Obama isn't in the Trump-Epstein files.

Never mind, every body. Now he says he’s the one that posted it and didn’t make a mistake. Glad he cleared that up. “You can kiss the midterms goodbye.” -Mick Mulvaney, Trumps former White House chief of Staff

Oh good, he deleted it. For a minute there I thought he was racist.

Bad Bunny is as American as apple pie.

Speaking of grifting — because someone leaked his tax returns, Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion AND negotiating his own settlement, because he IS the federal government. Guess who’s going to be paying for that?

Anyone who still thinks this administration is doing any kind of good for anyone but themselves is delusional. The Trump family has made roughly 4 billion in their first year back -and it’s all on your dime.

Fascists talk about suspending elections.

Fuck ICE. Put me on a list, mofos. You’re gonna have a pretty big list.

So what some of you are saying is, it’s ok for the feds to knock you to the ground when you’re filming them, take your holstered, licensed, permitted firearm, shoot you 10 times and let you bleed out. Which amendment is that again? I need to brush up on my constitution.

The Washington Post published a clear video of federal agents removing Alex Pretti's handgun moments before he was fatally shot. There's nothing in the video to suggest Pretti even reached for his weapon. wapo.st/49Zqv1L

Pretti Good Reason for a National Strike

Fucking enraged. Remember peeps, exercising your constitutional rights is not an insurrection.

When ICE operates outside the rule of law, it ceases to be American. Assaulting, detaining, or killing unarmed citizens for merely observing (much less protest)—and entering homes without judicial warrants—this is police-state behavior. Read the Constitution. Act accordingly.

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

If you don’t stand up for our constitutional rights as an elected official, it doesn’t much matter what party you belong to; you’re the enemy of the people.

Nearly 60% of us think our president has failed his first year back. Judging by the first few weeks of January, that number will only climb. The 25th amendment is right around the corner. Brace yourself for continued overuse of the word ‘unprecedented.’

So basically what some of you are saying is that it’s ok to suspend our civil liberties, shoot citizens in the face and horribly abuse & kill undocumented folks for what amounts to a civil infraction on par with a broken tail light? Sounds legit.

I have 2 Grammys. You have zero Grammys. I give you one Grammy. Now how many Grammys do you have? Still zero. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Real strength is the ability to hear opposing views and take criticism head-on. Fascism isn’t power, it’s fear dressed up as authority. These guys aren't ramping things up because they're feeling confident. They know their grip on power is slipping and now is when they're the most dangerous.

It's been 24 days since the justice department was legally compelled to release all of the Epstein Files. They've only released 1% Must be pretty bad. Just kidding! I'm sure it's great (MAGA!) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epstein...

Can we all agree to call ICE the Gestapo now or is that still offensive to someone?

Which side am I on? I’m on the side that doesn’t treat people as less than human just because they wanted a better life somewhere else, or because they look or sound different than me. It’s not that hard, folks. Engage your humanity.

The FAFO crowd always cry the hardest when they find out.

The U.S. added just 50,000 jobs in December. Excluding the COVID year of 2020, 2025 was the WORST year for job growth since 2009. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Historically, everyone knows that the locals LOVE having an imperial power overrule their will and extract their resources. That's always worked out well. Now he's babbling on about attacking our allies and taking Greenland. Release the Trump-Epstein files and enact the 25th Amendment.

If Maduro was in the Trump Epstein files, he’d be safe.

Happy new year, People. Be good to each other and yourselves.

The AI video Taco Tits posted of himself wearing a crown and dumping shit on America tracks.

Death watch 2025. America could really use a Jet 2 Holiday right about now.

I still think caring about other people who aren’t like me is cool.

Ice is the first federal law enforcement agency to lose a food fight. Some heroes throw sandwiches.

What was the first album or song you ever bought, and in what format? I’ll go first—mine was Run-DMC’s King of Rock on vinyl. My brother had to make me a tape because I didn’t even own a turntable yet.

People bitchin’ about California, just remember who’s paying your tab. We pay 83 billion more to the federal gov than we get back. You’re welcome.

Gutting science and research will def not make America great again.

Don’t miss Nurse. I hear they’re pretty good #setlist

A steady diet of fear and hatred are just junk food for the soul.

Frankly, PBS is about the only thing worth watching on broadcast tv these days. What a shame that we’re pissing away this country’s crown jewels on paranoia & settling scores. When the smoke clears, no one will be better off for it.

Music matters, folks. Look at all the love people have from all walks of life for a weirdo like Ozzy. And I mean “weirdo” with the utmost reverance. The dude created a genre of catchy tunes that withstood 6 decades.

The ‘greed is good’ gang are in a firing squad death spiral. The future belongs to those who have integrity and care deeply about the world and each other. Team work is how we got here and it’s the only way out.

The only creative advice I have is this: stay curious, have fun, and pursue your vision with dogged determination. No one gets anywhere by doubting themselves or giving up—and you definitely won’t get far by listening to what everyone else thinks you should do.