I actually picture this differently: The pope flexes his right arm, biceps bulging: “the father” Flexes the left, disgusting veins running down his arm: “the son” And reaches down for a giant Gatling gun like Carl Weathers in Predator: “And the Holy Spirit”

I wonder if snuffaluffagus is circumcised.

I still hate Joe Biden for missing out on the last stimulus check because I made $80k. Would include student loans in that but he screwed that up anyway.

So many of your favorite all time tweets are just not funny.

“What is a bama?”

Closing the straight is fine but charging a fee is a step too far lol

Terrible take IMO. To do what? Attack other countries and make world oil prices spiral?

I hate I understood this

Bob Mueller in the end was kind of a clown.

www.jezebel.com/jeremy-oharr... Oh it was the Irish one that said it.

Simple, test it against another weight loss drug.

You know, the way Alex from Love Is Blind is would make a good wrestling gimmick

I guess the laborers must have better prostitutes or something now, so that’s good I guess

I think the broader problem is just that the DoD is overfunded. If they’re getting to the end of the year and are then in a mad rush to spend over 10% of the budget, we’ve given them too much.

This is such common sense. Try being one of the people that was completely excluded from stimulus because you make too much money, or excluded from expanded child tax credit, or student loans, etc. It’s also why people are willing to chip away at Medicaid. They don’t see any upside to them for it

Trump ain’t gonna defend Taiwan anyway…

The problem is that, as a political party the Democratic Party is feckless, rudderless, has no vision, and thus is ultimately ineffectual. It’s a party that views “the government should not be corrupt” as a governing philosophy instead of table stakes. Trump helps them not evolve sadly

Brent Crude sounds like a gay porn guy who gets arrested

At least it wasn’t mambo sauce

The only AI that is actually conscious is grok.

lol. Democrats actually have a chance at the senate… now, they will probably fumble this, but they’re being given the chance.

Brb, going to commission some I did that stickers

Chuckles Schumer is about to try to figure out just many incumbents he can get to lose their primary this year isn’t he?

It’s really quite remarkable how rizzless the administration is now. A lot of media and tech companies are going to start doing like lab acknowledgments and shit once they realize woke 2.0 is here

We’re getting there

I went to target Saturday, they had 3 self checks open out of 8. Watching the self checks were two Asset Protection enmployees in Yellow Vests and 1 red shirt Target employee helping customers. There were 8 unstaffed lanes,

They Call it “The curse Of Michigan J Frog”

Needs to give up bro. We’re not going back to the moon. If you want to go to the moon move to China.

How is #$TKO stock up on Middle East war? Probably going to have 3 wrestlemanias in Vegas in a row now lol

I feel like you have to be mentally disordered to believe that LLMs are “conscious”. I’ve never once felt like it was anything more than a fancy mimic. And that feels incredibly obvious to me in every conversation I’ve had with one.

Is Rubio going fake tan mode like Trump?

Found out today that Stephen hawking divorced like 3 women. Imagine his robot voice talking about how the pussy was trash so he had to leave

So… does anyone know how the new tariffs affect tariffs on ratified trade deals? I.e. usmca certified goods?

“Why is every Burger King I’ve ever been in filthy?”

A year from now they’re going to revise 2026 down by a million jobs while also saying “however This months jobs growth was really strong!”.

Ok. So there are some people who say “you can’t say he’s queer just because of his voice. 1) this is actually more reliable than you want admit 2) there is way more to how gay this man is.

Is rep Jason smith openly gay or….?

You mean the woman who was married to the guy who tried to cure cancer by eating oranges kind of ended up sucking?!

Some of the most gullible and cucked people on earth are space nerds.

Yes. Her and Sinema are sort of like opposite sides of the crazy lady spectrum. Both would absolutely have an inappropriate relationship with staff but a different kind

Old boy needs to understand that the goal of this is to hit Elons performance tranches and not to “run the company well”

Truly huffing their own farts. Buddy, there’s not even a market for the digital version of the Free Press.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. Structurally I think prediction markets are basically destined to be this way for a few reasons. 1) winner takes all structure + fees guarantees that net-net every bet is losing money collectively for the participants. This is mostly true for sports bets too

Enough with the fucking Disney adults

If some maga chud assassinated merrick garland if probably vote to acquit. What an utter failure that dude was

I apologize to my Armenian friends who I gave a weird look to when they brought out their baroque racisms about Turkey

They should introduce a feature to the Bluesky app on iOS where it scrolls smoothly instead of jumping around

I’m sorry. This guys gets a chit to keep The mask.

People let their love of WWE cloud the fact that this Smashing Machine movie is just ok. Come on man, this thing aaa never gonna win no best picture Oscar