A year from now they’re going to revise 2026 down by a million jobs while also saying “however This months jobs growth was really strong!”.

Ok. So there are some people who say “you can’t say he’s queer just because of his voice. 1) this is actually more reliable than you want admit 2) there is way more to how gay this man is.

Is rep Jason smith openly gay or….?

You mean the woman who was married to the guy who tried to cure cancer by eating oranges kind of ended up sucking?!

Some of the most gullible and cucked people on earth are space nerds.

Yes. Her and Sinema are sort of like opposite sides of the crazy lady spectrum. Both would absolutely have an inappropriate relationship with staff but a different kind

Old boy needs to understand that the goal of this is to hit Elons performance tranches and not to “run the company well”

Truly huffing their own farts. Buddy, there’s not even a market for the digital version of the Free Press.

This doesn’t surprise me at all. Structurally I think prediction markets are basically destined to be this way for a few reasons. 1) winner takes all structure + fees guarantees that net-net every bet is losing money collectively for the participants. This is mostly true for sports bets too

Enough with the fucking Disney adults

If some maga chud assassinated merrick garland if probably vote to acquit. What an utter failure that dude was

I apologize to my Armenian friends who I gave a weird look to when they brought out their baroque racisms about Turkey

They should introduce a feature to the Bluesky app on iOS where it scrolls smoothly instead of jumping around

I’m sorry. This guys gets a chit to keep The mask.

People let their love of WWE cloud the fact that this Smashing Machine movie is just ok. Come on man, this thing aaa never gonna win no best picture Oscar

I’m not forgiving Ye until he writes an entire album about sucking his cousin bone dry called either Patriot Mocha, “Can you add me to your signal group chat?”, or “what’s his name?”

This sounds outrageous to me tbh. 1.5pp because of some snow?

We talk a lot about how the medias brain has been cooked by Twitter. But what about like The VP? Who is this messaging even for lol?!

My valentine action figure display.

Enough with trailers for trailers

We’re a shitshow, but I’m sorry Britain is the one country who really can’t throw stones

Uh, clearly these were mines for the third shaker with unknown spice

I don’t know who’s supposed to be right here because everyone in this article is fucking retarded. Katherine Tai talking about her “scars”. Bitch, did you get those at Sidwell Friends, Yale, or Harvard? Please explain.

I posted on the old place during Trump 1 about how Sinema was a freak and people didn’t understand her game. Looks like I was right

Schumer is not literally as bad as Trump but he’s definitely one of his strongest soldiers

There’s no way this is real Right lol?

Interesting facts about Scott Adams: - he actually hated lasagna. That’s the joke! - he also never got any pussy, which is why he wrote a comic about cats specifically

Man this chart sucks. Basically a lost half decade of wage gain because of Covid after a pretty anemic showing from 2010-2019

These are some fucking weird kettlebell swings. More like a swinging squat

“Jonathan Ross is weird.” -Tim Walz

Jonathan ross.

The field of research with the most falsified unrepeatable results is grabbing onto the bullshit machine with both hands.

Yeah I’m sure they’ll knock it out of the park lol

President Peepaw

This is why I only make terrible poasts. Gotta keep the sword sharp

This is a man who discovered a hammer and now thinks everything is a nail.

iOS 26 sucks so bad. What genius came up with this interface where you click into a search box and then you can’t click anything?

Oh the audio is even more unhinged lol

Snapchat ads are getting more and more unhinged. Today I got one that said “my butthole has no hair” and had like a real doll sort of situation with a cartoon drawing of a butthole where it’s butthole would be

Dungeon Crawler Carl or Superpowereds series of books for sure.

Need to find another Jewish rapper so we can be Manny Schevits and Schmendrick Lamar.

There is a caucus of people that exist that are obsessed with finding a reason to remain single while also complaining loudly about it

When Kara swisher is accusing you of hagiography.😮‍💨

Review complete

“He had tits like this”

, there is an even funnier possibility Where you are a E-5 living in base housing with your family. You get a one time supplemental BAH that gets immediately confiscated by the private company that provides your substandard hovel

We’re talking about Japanese 7-11 though, and we know how much better that is

I haven’t been on x in like a year but threads has got to be close to as bad. Every time I accidentally open that app it’s like all rage bait obvious AI profiles and influencers posting thirst traps