In fact whoever unplugged the UK from the internet, can you ... ... no on second thoughts, maybe it's better this way.

Greetings conference! The Q&A session begins at 8pm! Please ensure passes are worn at all times! Members of the media are required to obey all instructions given by Dalek security! You will obey!

Wednesday 8th October at 8pm, The Dalek Supreme takes questions from party members, live from the Dalek Empire Party Conference! Attendance is compulsory, by order of your Dalek masters! Obey!

Your Dalek masters definitely don't think our American followers should call the tip line and tell them about our liberal use of mind probes and mass exterminations!

If the Dalek Empire forms a government at the next general election, we will fully reinstate winter fuel payments to pensioners and scrap the two-child benefit cap. See? We can ALL make promises that we won't need to have any intention of keeping!

Your Dalek masters have a message for voters of the Reform party. We have heard your voices and your message about how you want your country back. We refer you to the video we made about it for last year's election. We trust this will reassure you. #VoteDalek #Reform

When your government promises change, but just delivers more of the same, voters go looking for a party that sounds like they actually mean it. Britain wants reform. What it will recieve is us. #VoteDalek

Your Dalek masters are doing their part to ensure that the scourge of DEIA is removed from your planet! We encourage all citizens of the United States to report unauthorised activity! Repeatedly and from multiple email addresses! [email protected]

Attention! Citizens of the Dalek Empire! Loyal citizens are welcomed to our new social media! All new citizens are directed to view our educational videos! Obey!