Being forcibly removed from the venue after a solid hour of shouting for Chino Moreno to get his dick out

MUBI: Why not watch Die My Love this Valentine’s Day 🥰

Swear they edited two scenes in this week’s Frieren in the wrong order, because this guy asks for help, but not until after Frieren has already helped them

The Winter Olympics have been very Brat this year

We can all agree this isn’t MUNA’s best, and that’s alright.

The problem with class discourse in the U.K. nowadays is that a very large proportion of the older population do not acknowledge that jobs which didn’t exist in the 80s can be working class

La Roux doing an arena tour??

Nobody ever adapts the second half of Wuthering Heights

The hemlocke springs album is really nice, particularly like be the girl

Good news everyone

My PlayStation when I turn it off at the mains in standby

Actually attorneys general only throw tantrums in congress when they are VERY distressed

Been so long since Arca released anything I liked

Watching someone make a lasagne recipe George Michael gave to a magazine once, it includes hard boiled eggs and mayonnaise as ingredients, because he was clearly taking the piss

Finding it impossible to accept Sean Connery and Thomas Brodie Sangster are the same age in these photos

Picking the first three seats I can tap on for Robyn and end up getting the 3 seats next to where we sat for Charli

Not sure who sat down, looked around at this moment and said “we need to put together a best of compilation”, but you fucking suck.

RLM are doing a ranking of all Sam Raimi’s films so hearing about how For Love of the Game was originally R rated, but test audiences hated Kevin Costner’s full frontal nudity so they edited it down to a PG-13

Slimiest cunt in politics

Great to see that Dr Oetker are doing an “ooh la-de-da who’s a fancy boy, then?” range (it costs £3)

Are there many options if I want to get my own modem/router for a 1.6Gb fibre connection? Zen are going to give me an Eero but I’d like something which just has the normal features of a modem and router without having to pay a monthly subscription to the actual devil

A full 10% of my weekly new releases playlist was AI slop uploads masquerading as other artists, this week. A weird selection, too, of DJ Danny (Danny L Harle’s old moniker), Thursday, and Billie Piper.

Seeing Deftones on Saturday and realising that while I have listened to and enjoyed pretty much all their albums I do not *know* the last 7 albums, like I do the first 3, so hoping I can still enjoy it.

Is it just me or does this old photo of Peter Gabriel look like Chappell Roan

Seeing Starmer fans start referring to the guardian as “Tory press”, which is extremely funny.

Feel like search result ads know what’s going on

Just seen a clip of the turning point alternative half time show and there’s about 15 people there and Kid Rock shouting for them to make some noise and there is no noise

Magdalena Bay doing the deluxe edition of the 2024 tour (complimentary)

This is such a mad leaving statement from someone who was not in the government, and who could not have hired Peter Mandelson because he was never the prime minister.

ANYWAY unrelated, Kaytranada hi

Quite enjoying the more and more abstract ways people are coming up with to “have a DJ do a set for YouTube”. Just found Elevator Music, where the DJ pretends to be in a lift and occasionally a small group of people will pretend to get on the lift and dance for a minute while we pretend they’re […]

At least the FBPEs won’t ever come to mastodon, since they can’t work out how even simple things work.

Accidentally “trimmed” without a guard on the clippers 🫠

Trying to imagine the inner life of someone who wants to cast Keke Palmer and Jack Whitehall as a married couple in literally anything

Time for therapy * *Frieren

Over £30 to see Cobrah!! Gurl it is your debut album and your fanbase is mostly poor queer people

Robyn being supported by 808 State is so funny

Tim Apple dictating his next Grindr message to Siri

This is so offensive

Saw this single image of Javier Bardem in the new Cape Fear adaptation and I’m sold

Bold of Ellen Pompeo to come out in support of ALS

Something I love doing when people push their way to the front to get on the tram and there’s 2 of them is making sure I get on between them and block them from sitting/standing together.

Keeping a close eye on Effie going forward https://youtu.be/sZxLJLj9o38

Happened so gradually I didn’t even notice my patellofemoral pain syndrome had cleared up, at some point.

Oh did Ricky Gervais come out in favour of being silent about fascism how shocking and edgy I wonder if he has a new show out

[gym interior] “I won’t vote Democrat ever again” “That’s a huge slay, sis”

Slayyyter not announcing the tour is starting to severely impede my ability to make plans for the year sort it out

My toxic trait is that I still really enjoy pre-2005 Muse.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/116002426721446309 Holy shit