Note: Don't expect much; she's not hyperactive or anything even close.

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LuMun: The new account is done, and a post has been made for each girl. Go nuts.

LuMun: Profile is ready for play. Enjoy hiring kinky maids that may or may not ruin your life and drain your balls.

LuMun: Yeaaaah, nope. I don't have the energy to make Classified Documents for them. Too much effort.

LuMun: It's up, albeit empty for now. I'm putting a bit of effort into 'profiles' for the four gals. Found a good template on dA.

TIL that you can HOLD DOWN ON YOUR PROFILE IMAGE IN THE BOTTOM CORNER TO QUICKLY SWAP ACCOUNTS!?

LuMun: Should I make the account I talked about before work?

LuMun: I'm home.

LuMun: I'll do it when I get home. Le'na and Lu'C follow MGE Shoggoth lore, which means~ Slime Sex + Corruption. You have been warned. 💚

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LuMun: Tempted to make any account just for my Meiishroom Drawn Muses. Le'na, Lu'C, Alison, and Masako. Two milfs, two brats. Two Eldritch, two supernatural.

❤️&🔁 to see if Elijah would fight your muse and how likely he thinks he could win a fight with your muse! #MVRP #FANTASYRP #BG3RP #DNDRP #OpenRP #SFWRP #Bandwagon #BandwagonRP

Not just could; she does. 💚

It is, but Le'na is made to give others what they desire.

Yawn~ Ugh, she has to work tonight. Three hours until the suffering begins.

“You're a lovely monster, though.”

“Call it a racial buff; I can't lie about my feelings.”

“If you think you're invincible, think again. Use me for free shitty advertisements again, and I'll personally find a way to kill you, at least once.”

“I'm a Faun, dear? Daughter of Pan? Direct descendant, at that. We aren't known for being subtle.”

“Ugh...I'm bored again.”

“Man, those two are really hot together-”

She's a very, very hungry doe, and goat just happens to be a favorite dish~

You know I'll monopolize all your Muses.

“Nope, I just love teasing. If I really cared about guaranteeing it, I'd keep up the act.”

Hey, she's not complaining - Even she has the desire to watch the rancher squirm.

I'll break IN your Satyr.

“That's why it works, hun~! No-one expects lil' ol' me~”

Faun/Satyrisms (mannerisms) are a Spectrum: Gretta: Subby mess begging for it- Juniper: Absolutely bratting it up-

“Hello~! I was teasing someone else, but I saw you, so~”

“Pfft, all you [Very Important People] say the same thing, before I've got you begging me to finish milking you dry~”

Prancing over~

“Right up until I have you bound and ensnared, trapped like the prey you think I am~”

LuMun: Gasp! She's only good for Holidays~? /j

LuMun: Gee, it's almost like it was planned~

LuMun: She. Gets. Cuter. And she does taste good- ...if the god is interested in finding out what it'd be like to taste the very Cosmic Thread of Flora itself. Spoiler Warning: It's an Herbal Delight.

LuMun: Actually, Juniper's boss music would be incredibly calm, until it's not.

LuMun: Because Small Faun that secretly a faux-sub is enjoyable. Look at her; she could do no harm.

*stares at in 4'10"*

“Awe~”

“I think you have a screw loose, y' big ol' lizard~!”

“Y-You wouldn't do that! Besides, you're too tall~!”

“Awe~ Aren't you just the sweetest damned thing~?” Pun fully intended, Juniper was paying close attention to Loona's reactions; wondering what sort of face she'd make as the roots below her began crawling up her limbs, slowly enveloping her in a sort of shrubbery shibari; getting it nice and -

“N-nuh uh...”

;-; LuMun: Finish your pins so I can write the headcanons, you buttmumches-

“Oh, you mean that place with those stuffy birds~? They constantly try to force their [Very Important Person] down people's throats~ I prefer to think of this as the Garden of Eden; Paradise for Mortals like us~”