Bart Taste in Simpson

two dollar fifty slurpee of any size, so I dared to dream

The Amazing Diggy-MO' Circus

Tim Horton's Iced Capp is about to cost more than a White Baby on the Barbary Slave Trade

I am wise beyond my nose

Today will henceforth be known as Cookie Blair's Emancipation Day

working on my American Dad themed Digimon team, this my Roger, who you got?

my special move is the Light Ray Tuah

I pulled my opps' undies over their heads

Barack Odharma

The peace of having peed one's pants without the stress of having to pee one's pants; that's the peace I want to give to you, to the whole world if I could.

Everything requires a reaction

just beam attack my shit man it doesn't matter

Being able to handstand and pee 10 feet in the air and catch it all in my mouth is one of my charm points~

I felt like Super Baby with the million dollar shoes

I'll be real once I'm on the TV, but for now, I exist for the only person that matters, YOU, the reader at home.

I ain't even gonna play about it I've been naughty all year I'm surprised Santa didn't drop an un-shielded cesium rod down my shit man I didn't do anything good for anybody and I'm looking forward to doing it all again next year, twice-fold.

Oh my God, it's still in its original Walmart anti-theft device...

I'm a different animal, but the same beast.

to the tune of New Order's Leave Me Alone: In a thousand houses in Springfield I see a thousand yellow families

'gurt world

when I say I just got the new iphone I mean I understood it

that cold cheeseburger was once a warm milkburger

Aura Buddy Funbine

is there a better way for trimming your toenails than teeth?

we're like two beans in a pod

I laughed, I lived, I danced, as someone who was me in all the ways that it matters, and who wasn't me in all the ways that it doesn't; when I came to, it felt as though every sense organ I had was placed four or five inches taller on my body than they were prior

She was a SERIAL RIDDLER; who BRAGGED about PERPLEXING PEOPLE!

it's possible I may have never had a lucid thought in my life and maybe I'll wake up and be a butterfly, but more likely a water droplet bouncing off a stone

I've been doing this for longer than you've been peeing without your parents' supervision

I gotta take your game seriously and you're telling me you're playing bug beans? 🐛🫘?

Discord Thinking Monkey Application is the Opiate of The Masses

I'm beaucoup bouncy

If you laugh, you insert cheesy bread

Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy has not contacted me for quite some time now.

You know it's my favourite thing, when the highest calling of a putz's life is to become a shmuck, I see it every day, I see it all the time. It's like the heroes journey for normal people. Or Kishōtenketsu, where the twist is I almost thought you weren't a complete fuckin' -Oh! Nevermind!

not to pick at parables, but two sisters would not have done the same.

Lebron Kar Wai

Catch the show if you've missed it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OxY... archive.org/details/skyl...

Skyline 2025 has come to a close, some time this week I'll post a peak behind the curtain, pulleys and levers for your enjoyment.

thank you Skylive 2025 for pre viewing Nazca Abridge. Watch it here yes: www.bitview.net/watch?v=lQd8...

We've just kicked off our third and final day with Yung Shiro 白 and my draws already browned

Skylive '25 is starting in about 40 minutes, drop by this weekend and say hello, stay as long as you like; even if we insist you stay forever.

Alien Asbestos gave me Marsothelioma

maybe I can still switch tracks, something Maritime IT, play pong on the sonar screen; they were gonna do me like those navy boys anyhow, say "he never married," at least this way some part of me will get to touch the water, even if in smithereens;

I went to the burger establishment and ordered love and peace for the whole world and one by one everyone behind the counter took off their clothes and climbed into the deep fryer

Truthankhamun, The Factual Mummy: "I only care for pure. Calcified. Truth." Me: "Wow! That's so awesome Truthankhamun! The Factual Mummy!" Truthankhamun is a detective and mummy who solves mysteries both ossified and freshly preserved and he's my friend. He's often busy with work, but that's ok.

Diggin In Your Butt With The One That Brought You