Anyone else craving KFC after game 2 of the World Series?

If you told me back in 1988 that a Ronald Reagan radio address would get the USA and Canada fired up in 2025 I would have waited for you to say “sike!”

Did you see these Dodgers fans crashing out because Schneider asked Ohtani to bring back the merch he stole? I mean… last season we were in last place, now we’re in the World Series, and apparently, we’re also the fashion police?

Funny how Doug Ford’s anti-tariff ad hits two completely different audiences: Some see it as standing up for Canadian jobs… others see a Premier begging like he’s on Shark Tank: Washington Edition. Personally, I think it’s powerful. But apparently, patriotism looks “humiliating” in Canada?

Been watching the NHL for almost 40 years and this is a first… I can’t name a single player on a team. Congrats, Utah Mammoth, you’ve achieved true hockey obscurity.

If I told you the Jays were going to the World Series in April you’d think I was drunk, delusional, or Ross Atkins’ burner account.

Vladdy DID NOT listen to me… so now it’s the Leafs curse vs the Mariners curse in a Final Boss battle for the ages…

I’m requesting the entire Maple Leafs organization be banned from the Rogers Centre tonight for Game 7. We don’t need those vibes anywhere near the stadium…

I need someone to time travel to 2005 Seattle, get a job as a security guard at T-Mobile Park, and politely tell 6-year-old Vladdy he can’t go on the field to see his dad… so that he grows up hating the Mariners and drops plakatas on them.

The Tigers really said, ‘What if Tarik Skubal was a furry but make it playoff intensity.’

In 2006, the Leafs traded Tuukka Rask to Boston, betting on Justin Pogge as their goalie of the future. Rask became a star; Pogge didn’t. Now, nearly 20 years later, they’ve traded Fraser Minten to the Bruins because Easton Cowan is “the future.” Déjà vu, Leafs fans?

🎵 Start spreadin’ the Ls, We’re takin’ ‘em today, The Yankees lost in New York, And they cried all the way! Their bats went cold and silent, The Jays came out to play, Yankee fans hit the exits Before the ninth inning that day!🎵

Me while watching all the Yankee fan crash outs from last night.

That explains it…

The absolute worst feeling in sports fandom is when your favourite team is leading in a big game but you can sense a big loss is coming.

That loud sigh of relief you just heard was every single Edmonton Oilers fan.

In Vladdy we trust

Is poo poo one word or two?

Grit, heart, and fire. The 2025 Blue Jays turned a tough start into a magical season and now stand as AL East champs! No matter what happens next, I’m so proud of this team because they simply never give up. They rarely seem out of a ballgame. I’m so grateful for the joy they’ve given us all year.

Wildest headline this week: Alex Jones rocking a Hitler moustache and claiming women loved it. Buddy, you don’t look like Lex Luthor… more like Paul Blart: Mall Führer. Pretty sure that look repels women faster than garlic at a vampire rave.

No matter how the rest plays out, this 2025 Blue Jays team will always be special. They never quit, and this Clinchmas feels magical… especially since back in April, it felt impossible.

Stephen A. Smith saying Bill Goldberg is the greatest wrestler of all time is the most Stephen A. take possible. Stephen A. clearly doesn’t know wrestling… he just saw Goldberg go 173–0 and thought win/loss records matter like a regular season record.

The Toronto Blue Jays being 3850–3850 all-time is honestly the most Blue Jays stat ever. Perfectly mid. It’s like the baseball Gods looked at them and said, “Yeah, you’re fine, I guess.”

MAGA’s whole vibe is like a toddler who just got every toy in the store and is still screaming because someone else’s Happy Meal came with a better sticker. If they ever actually found inner peace, Fox News would go off the air in 12 minutes from lack of content.

Honestly, if your biggest problem in life is that iOS 26 skeuomorphic glass effects looks too much like glass, congratulations… you’ve officially run out of real struggles.

Pam Bondi really heard “Office Depot employee won’t print my posters” and thought, yes, this is the defining legal crisis of our time! Forget violent crime, corruption, or consumer scams, NOPE… Pam’s out here treating the copy machine like it’s the Constitutional battlefield.

The Miami Dolphins’ defense isn’t just Swiss cheese… it’s the deluxe fondue platter. Every offense is eating and scoring at will.

A Black man with mental health issues killed a Ukrainian woman and Trump is calling for the death penalty. Putin has murdered thousands of Ukrainian women and children and Trump invited him for dinner.

Imagine spending $1,500 on a phone, only to wear it like a medieval satchel. Hard pass

Who wore it better?

To the NFL fans mad online about iShowSpeed, MrBeast and Huda from Love Island involved in promoting the NFL…Congrats, you’ve officially become the “back in my day we had real commercials” guy.

So Mitch Marner had his head of security threaten Steve Dangle because of a YouTube rant? Buddy, if you need a bodyguard to protect you from a guy who screams about hockey in his basement, maybe moving to Vegas was truly a “no-brainer.”

Imagine being worth $100B and still running scams that even Homer Simpson would think are too dumb to pull off.

Calling cities ‘hell holes’ is rich coming from the guy who is actively redecorating the White House into a tacky casino with all that extra gold trim.

Wild that people think Putin poisoned Trump with a handshake. Honestly, in 2025… that’s only the 4th weirdest explanation I’d believe for why he looks like that.

Welcome home IKF!

White House confirms Trump’s health is “tremendous.” Doctors say his stamina surpasses Navy SEALs, his heart could power a city, and his BMI category is now officially “phenomenal.” Healthiest man in history, maybe ever. Meanwhile the real Donald Trump…

Interim U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro came up short after failing to indict the man who threw a sandwich at an ICE agent, blasting the ruling as “a miscarriage of justice on a hoagie roll.” Prosecutors tried to press the charges like a panini, but the defense said the case was stale bread.

Spotify will soon let you DM people on the platform. Brace yourself for a flood of unsolicited playlists!

Best Swift/Kelce engagement reaction thus far: “The only bummer of this engagement is I just walked into my husband's office with the biggest grin on my face and tears of joy in my eyes and he was like "is he dead!?!?"”

I’ve gotten addicted to social media drama, and the people dunking on Taylor Swift today are feeding the habit like a buffet. 🍿💍

The Swifties have been with Taylor since the teardrops on her guitar, through every era, every heartbreak, every comeback and now she’s engaged. The Swiftie journey feels complete in the best way. So much joy today… damn, can’t believe we got Travis Swift before GTA 6.

Will Smith posting his concert with AI crowds is peak comedy! Nothing says “I still got it!” like fans with 3 arms, melted faces, and protest signs written with Microsoft ClipArt…

The music industry is wild right now… the song of the summer might actually be “I Have One Daughter” by Lewky. It’s literally a 1-minute track made out of an awkward Tinder convo. At this rate, next summer’s hit could just be a 30-second ad for a lawnmower.

When even the 407 is begging you to migrate to Bluesky 🦋

The commentator says “Touch’em all” 😂

Ben Verlander hast to be a flat earther or really bad at geography… Maybe both?

My Instagram feed is randomly serving me Tiffani Thiessen and Elizabeth Berkley content today… and now I’m so excited. So excited. But also… scared. (Fans of Saved By the Bell know)

Right-wing commentators won’t flinch at creeping fascism in America… but change a Cracker Barrel logo and suddenly they’re flipping tables because the little guy on the chair got cropped out. 💀

Call me naive, but it took the internet thirsting over 66 year old Jamie Lee Curtis for me to realize the whole internet is just one long Russ Meyer film.