Congrats on becoming the villain Dodgers fans, but villains aren’t supposed to sound this fragile. If you’re truly on top, you don’t need to announce that other fans aren’t having fun anymore. You just win… and let the silence do the talking.

Myles Straw just posted this on IG and quickly deleted it. Epic troll or foreshadowing? 👀

Tarik Skubal has filed his arbitration number at $32 million, while the Tigers filed at $19 million. Detroit’s front office really said, “Two Cy Youngs? Cool. But what if you were paid like a very confident No. 3 starter?”

Rob Manfred is trying to turn baseball into a Franken-sport because he doesn’t actually like baseball. A split season and an in-season tournament is what happens when a guy who thinks the World Series trophy is “just a piece of metal” starts brainstorming during a marketing PowerPoint

International diplomacy isn’t a bar fight. You don’t win by smashing a chair and screaming “SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.” Saying “we stand with Denmark and Greenland” sounds like leadership, not cowardice to me. Winning the comment section isn’t a priority… peace and prosperity is

As a kid, Times Square on New Year’s Eve looked magical. As an adult, all I see is a glittery countdown clock surrounded by thousands of people wearing adult diapers partying in a packed porta-potty… I swear I can smell it through my TV… Anyways… Happy New Year BlueSky! All the best in 2026!

In 2026 I’m going to need people to keep their ai generated selfies with celebrities on their camera roll. Because nothing screams main character energy like an ai generated photo with a celeb who definitely does not know you exist and legally would like to keep it that way.

The NHL ignoring Heated Rivalry’s existence isn’t because it’s unrealistic. It’s because hockey culture is still stuck in a locker room from 1983 where emotions are suspicious and representation is a healthy scratch… Good luck growing the game with that mindset in 2026…

I’ve got a grievance with the MLB offseason… This thing takes forever. Players don’t “sign,” they enter a multi-month will-they-won’t-they situationship.” Sir, it’s baseball, not the next season of The Bachelor.

Leafs fans are funny… Trading Matthews would be like selling your house because the driveway needs shoveling… in Canada… in February. You don’t trade a generational goal scorer in his prime. You build around him, tweak the roster, burn a few cursed playoff jerseys, reverse jinx the power play etc.

Thank you for your service, Bowen Yang. You carried sketches, pop culture, and occasionally the entire internet on your back. We will never be okay, but we will pretend to be… just like a SNL episode with a unfunny host.

I’m not a pro salary cap guy especially in MLB… but seeing the Dodgers sitting on $1,064,500,000 in deferred payments through 2047 kinda screams that maybe this loophole needs to be patched.

The Blue Jays have signed Tyler Rogers, whose arm angle is so low it needs a TTC subway map… and then they have Trey Yesavage, whose arm angle comes from directly above God.

Time naming the architects of AI “Persons of the Year” is wild, because nothing screams historic achievement like a group of people who collectively broke the world’s homework system, caused every college professor to age 20 years overnight, and made half the internet wonder what is real or digital

“FIFA is the official happiness provider for humanity since over 100 years.” - Gianni Infantino Gianni talks like FIFA is the Make-A-Wish Foundation for the world, when in reality they’re more like the Take-A-Bribe Foundation.

I really do try not to judge stuff before giving it a fair shot… but Vin Diesel making a Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots movie is absolutely killing me. It feels like he saw the success of Barbie and thought, ‘Yeah, the world’s ready for two plastic dudes punching each other.’

I’m very thankful that Susan Dell isn’t a thing on BlueSky… yet… I need a break from all that…

The Eagles OC Kevin Patullo has officially passed the Philly Holy Trinity of Villains: that one Dallas Cowboy we all boo on sight, the dude who put ketchup on a cheesesteak, and Ben Simmons’ jumper.

Mariners fans are funny man, Cease signs in Toronto and suddenly they’re like, ‘This clears the path for Tucker to choose Seattle!’ Buddy… why would Tucker pick Seattle over Toronto? That’s like choosing a motel with a flickering vacancy sign over a five-star hotel that has all you can eat tendies.

Anyone who dropped $499 on a “Trump Mobile” phone deserves a medal… not for bravery, but for achieving the rare feat of getting scammed before the product even existed. That’s efficiency. That’s speed. That’s Early Access Grifting.

We should’ve seen Saquon Barkley’s season going off the rails the moment he golfed with Trump and landed the Madden cover. That’s a double-whammy curse so strong it should come with a warning label.

AJ Brown to the Buffalo Bills feels like the most obvious offseason move since Terrell Owens landed in Philly back in 2004. The vibes? Uncannily similar…

Conservative trolls are acting like giving a kid a free lunch is the gateway drug to Marxism. “First it’s a sandwich, then it’s gulags!” Relax, Chad… it’s a yogurt cup, not the fall of Western civilization.

Today was a day filled with completely batshit crazy headlines and of course the internet took the ball and ran with it. “Hitler had a micro-penis” “The Right is tranvestigating Erika Kirk” “Ask him if Putin had photos of Trump blowing Bubba” Bubba being Bill Clinton… and… I’m out…✌🏾

A conversation I’ll have in 10 years: Them: Where ya from? Me: Hamilton, Ontario Them: Isn’t that where a un-housed man stole a bus and made all the stops? Me: Yes and now he is mayor.

Dodgers fans are mad online because Ernie Clement slid into home with his leg up and a smile on his face. Their team won the World Series… why are they still angry? Let’s be honest… if Mookie Betts did that same slide, Dodger fans would have it framed in the Louvre by now….

There’s a very short list of celebrities I’ll always like no matter what they say or do. Jason Kelce? Absolutely on it. Sydney Sweeney? Couldn’t reach it with a 50-foot pole.

My yearly MLB offseason rant: MLB’s offseason is technically the shortest in North American sports, yet somehow feels like the longest. Nothing happens for weeks, fans get bored, and suddenly every random trade rumor becomes “breaking news.” Didn’t teams used to get business done before Christmas?

For the first time in a long time, we believed again. This team made us feel something real. That sting we all feel right now? It’s proof how much this really meant to all of us. We’ll heal. We’ll move on. But we’ll never forget how close we were and more importantly how proud we are of our Jays. 💙

MLB really said “Let’s make Game 7 feel like a Metallica album cover.”

Game 7 tonight kinda feels like the final battle scene of Avengers: Endgame with the Dodgers as Thanos but the Blue Jays are the Super Friends not the Avengers.

If the Blue Jays lose game 7 tonight pictured below is our “Steve Bartman”

Trey Yesavage is out there mowing down All-Stars while guys his age can’t even mow the lawn without complaining. Trey’s pitching in the World Series, and his friend Kyle is calling in sick to his job at Subway because his Wi-Fi went out. Forget Paul Skenes… Trey is the real Gen Z hero!

It’s Devil’s Night tonight! Remember when that actually meant something? Back in the 80s and 90s, our parents were like, ‘Sure, go out unsupervised after dark with toilet paper and eggs. What’s the worst that could happen?’ Ummm… ma’am, arson. Arson could happen.

Dodgers fans are saying, ‘Just start Yamamoto in Game 6 and Game 7.’ Oh yeah, perfect plan… They’re treating him like he’s a create-a-player with infinite stamina.

Anyone else craving KFC after game 2 of the World Series?

If you told me back in 1988 that a Ronald Reagan radio address would get the USA and Canada fired up in 2025 I would have waited for you to say “sike!”

Did you see these Dodgers fans crashing out because Schneider asked Ohtani to bring back the merch he stole? I mean… last season we were in last place, now we’re in the World Series, and apparently, we’re also the fashion police?

Funny how Doug Ford’s anti-tariff ad hits two completely different audiences: Some see it as standing up for Canadian jobs… others see a Premier begging like he’s on Shark Tank: Washington Edition. Personally, I think it’s powerful. But apparently, patriotism looks “humiliating” in Canada?

Been watching the NHL for almost 40 years and this is a first… I can’t name a single player on a team. Congrats, Utah Mammoth, you’ve achieved true hockey obscurity.

If I told you the Jays were going to the World Series in April you’d think I was drunk, delusional, or Ross Atkins’ burner account.

Vladdy DID NOT listen to me… so now it’s the Leafs curse vs the Mariners curse in a Final Boss battle for the ages…

I’m requesting the entire Maple Leafs organization be banned from the Rogers Centre tonight for Game 7. We don’t need those vibes anywhere near the stadium…

I need someone to time travel to 2005 Seattle, get a job as a security guard at T-Mobile Park, and politely tell 6-year-old Vladdy he can’t go on the field to see his dad… so that he grows up hating the Mariners and drops plakatas on them.

The Tigers really said, ‘What if Tarik Skubal was a furry but make it playoff intensity.’

In 2006, the Leafs traded Tuukka Rask to Boston, betting on Justin Pogge as their goalie of the future. Rask became a star; Pogge didn’t. Now, nearly 20 years later, they’ve traded Fraser Minten to the Bruins because Easton Cowan is “the future.” Déjà vu, Leafs fans?

🎵 Start spreadin’ the Ls, We’re takin’ ‘em today, The Yankees lost in New York, And they cried all the way! Their bats went cold and silent, The Jays came out to play, Yankee fans hit the exits Before the ninth inning that day!🎵

Me while watching all the Yankee fan crash outs from last night.

That explains it…