Another year, another Doctor Who costume where everyone assumes I'm just in my regular clothes. #sarahjanesmith #thehandoffear

The chances of hearing someone praise Reagan on a Saturday morning are low but never zero.

Presumably, there are many Dukes of Wellington, yet everyone knows who you mean when one mentions the Duke of Wellington. Anyway, fucking Victorians! *Shakes fist in the air

Do you think normies have a favorite historian? I have favorite historians by genre.

Yesterday, I learned I’ll draw a hard line about someone’s character if they don’t know, love, and respect Telly Monster.

I don't know why tidal thinks I need to listen to Jeff Lynne's Alone in the Universe a million times a day but, it feels aggressive. It's like the Sweet Jane Pandoragate of 2006.

Aggressively Refusing to Age Gracefully: The ekprince Story.

“Why don't I ask Nana?” the Rory Prince Story

I want to do too many things today and will therefore do nothing.

Remember when Dr. Crusher was getting it on with the Howard family ghost? Well, the main dude in the book I’m reading is trying to get with his grandfather’s lover, and to that I say “KISS ALREADY!” (It’s magical realism, so it’s 1/10 less weird than it should be)

Today, I told a handsome white man he was wrong and to stop talking. I don't think that ever happened to him before. He thought I was joking. I wasn't. We all had a good laugh.

This timeline is the worst but also the children are in a tent in the front yard.

I just finished The Eighth Life: (for Brilka) by Nino Haratischwili, and I will say only this: Irish/American ennui and malaise are not interchangeable with Caucasian/Slavic ennui and malaise.

I’ve rewatched Bleak House (2005) an insane number of times but slightly less than the number of times I’ve rewatched Pride and Prejudice (1995).

The amount of time I spend trying to get cats to not make the biscuits on my vintage clothing... is a lot of time.

If you’re ever feeling good about yourself, know that I, a 127lb woman who walks a mile a day on purpose, was advised to lose weight and exercise after an unexplainable health event. (I'm fine, apparently) (probably took one look at my shit ass poor people insurance and sent me on my way)

“I know fixing things isn’t really your thing.” -my son. #preciousmoments

Do you ever just think “so long suckers!” as you walk into a fairy ring?

PSA: If you are responding to an email you received, your main complaint cannot logically be that I removed you from the email list to an email you received from me, which proves you are, in fact, on the email list. #NotTodaySatan

"You opened with The Avengers?" she asked incredulously when reviewing my essay on the relationship between ethics and aesthetics. Yes, yes, I did.

I don't normally fuck with the DCU but I'm about to make Superman my entire personality.

In light of recent circumstances, I'll be re-entering my Beatles era. Please respect my privacy during this trying time.

Looks like Daniel Tiger won't be getting pants anytime soon. But seriously 😭

defcon level Bolero. IYKYK

Since no one objected, I'll now be quoting Ice-T's Body Count in my response paper to Mary Devereaux's article "Protected Space: Politics, Censorship, and the Arts" Have a blessed weekend, everybody

How much will you give me to quote Huey Lewis' " The Power of Love" in my response paper to Plato's Symposium? It doesn't matter because I'm doing it.

Is it irony? I made a vow to myself in 2018 to quit reading books by white men, and now that I'm taking college courses, it's nothing but. What's this indoctrination republicans are pooping their pants about? At least Oscar Wilde is Irish and gay…

I know you probably can't tell from my extravagant lifestyle, but my kids receive(d) Medicaid. I guess they can go get jobs? Anywho, it's me, I'm poor people.

Rory: Mommy, when we get home; if Walter farts on my stuff, can you help me fight him? Me: What?! No!! (pause) I’ll go to jail. Rory: We don’t live in a city. Me: It’s true, the township is a lawless land. Rory: So will you? #scene

To the person who stopped to see if I’m okay, I hope your pillow always stays cool. To the person who honked at me aggressively as if my car breaking down was the worst thing to ever happen to them, I hope your underpants are alway moist.

How is it that republicans are test driving their junta and the most current thing in my Facebook feed is from 2 days ago?

“I have a walkie-talkie!” -Kid who just zoomed past me on his bike. He is my hero.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that I'm not mad at RTD about The Reality War, I'm just disappointed.

💙💙😭

R: You look pregnant. Me: How dare you! R: Isn’t pregnant a good thing? Me: Sure. R: Well, you look pregnant. We’re gonna have a BABY! Me: No we’re not. FTR I just ate a cheeseburger and I am NOT pregnant.

Now, I'm just a simple country arts administrator, but not everyone deserves a redemption arc.

If you see this, post your fave character in ALL of #StarTrek.

Thoughts and prayers to all the caregivers out there trying to get children into long pants today. 🙏🏻

The Backrooms performing Ginger Hair. You might spot a familiar face stage right on the guitar, but it's not my face, it’s Walter's.

I’m only the 9th voter this morning. Get busy, people.

Do you ever just hope republicans are having the day they deserve?

How dare RTD do this to Ruby. Literally, how dare you.

I was born in the 1970s. PBS raised me. It was the channel we could get the clearest on our TV you used vice grips to change the channel with. What a week, huh?

The only thing standing between me and this is a shadow daddy. And gold coins. And fae powers. Any way, we cancelled Paramount. Thank the blessed gods I invested in most of the Star Trek series DVDs

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)*

Doctor Who never left, but if it had, which it didn't, I would say it is back.

If you think I can't listen to The Outsiders on repeat for the rest of my life, Jesus Christ Superstar would like a word.

I made you a playlist.

"Because I'm tired of the world and the world is evidently tired of me." Did I ever tell you about the time I checked out the screenplay of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen from the library and memorized it during winter break?