Sorry to beat a dead horse again, but isn't it cool that Slay the Spire 2 came out and they didn't feel the need to have a 30 second wagon driving segment between every node just to say they had something different for the sequel

💀 👎 : Health is a resource 💀 👍 : Osty is a resource

That's all the A10s done I'm free (until the next update (or until people wanna co-op))

I do enjoy a bus ride that's exactly one Hearts Alive long

I gave Test Subject a fighting chance today ...alas, 122 cloned copies of Finesse upon ye

The Defect has made it to the top! Dude Hidden Gem is such a broken card, it's colorless so of course its power will be higher than normal but even then, it's broken for a colorless card, if you ever see it take it immediately

Can you believe they let me put exponential clone on on the 0 energy, gain 1 everything cards like this

I don't know why I have such trouble on Silent, her early floors feel so fucking difficult in this game But hey that's A10 done on that now

That's A10 done on Ironclad, I gotta do the rest of the characters before they buff the weak Act 3 bosses 👍

Already on my bullshit again in new Spire All you need is Spite

CALCULATED GAMBLE DOESN'T UPGRADE TO NOT EXHAUST ANYMORE SLAY THE SPIRE 2 BAD

Seeing Marathon already selling well on Steam is making me depressed, so my new cope is how many of those people didn't read that they're doing seasonal resets and are going to get a rude awakening in a month or two

Felt compelled to aura farm that first street on Leon on Insanity (I told you the parry is OP)

That really wasn't so bad after the first main part, I will absolutely gatekeep anyone who says they needed infinite ammo for this, you are all cowards

People make fun of that 'no-one wants to see a timid Leon' quote, but i think it's important to note, in RE9 he gets beat up, or choked out, or thrown across a room, literally every second scene, which is achieving the same goal but from a different angle

The unfortunate thing about RE9 is that they made an emotionally flawed (but still competent!) female character who clearly has anxiety issues which is why I'm already seeing her getting the Skyler White treatment, because media literacy and human empathy continues to be in the toilet

RE9 is genuinely the scariest the seeies has ever been But also RE9:

I've only played a bit but RE9 already seems like the Evil Dead of the series (complimentary) actual horror bits followed up with the funniest way I've ever seen to die to a chainsaw

TOP CATCH - Bite Back! [SFW] Personal art of Sudo~ 🦈💙

THERE HE IS

Jaffe coming out of the woodwork to cry about the latest God of War thing every time is so fucking pathetic and funny man lmao

Belmont's Curse, Konami's latest medieval fantasy search action game,

That new Castlevania looks great and I like that no-one can tell what gender the protag is

key rah rah ✨ #jjk #jujutsukaisen

I liked 2XKO well enough but even from the small amount I played, I could tell the casual appeal of that game is near fucking zero, it was never going to do numbers It was also never going to appeal to LoL players when there aren't 5 other people to blame for their own mistakes

The most interesting thing about Ashes of Creation dying is that it's finally confirmed if pirate software really likes your game and constantly pushes it, you're destined for the bin

I got excited for a second thinking they're making Horizon MonHun But it turned out to be Horizon Nightreign 😔

What the hell did Blizzard and/or Activision do that they needed to make an Overwatch announcement this big to distract from it [Looking over at a rapidly scrolling newsfeed about a certain group of Files] Oh right

This new Monster Train 2 game mode really lets you make some fucking yu-gi-oh ass cards

I was gonna make fun of that Gamespot gay romance list but they put Signalis on it so they're forgiven for everything else there

It's 2026 it's finally time for people to stop following popular trends and realise that the timer difficulty modifier in Hades 1 & 2 actually add the most challenge to the game, anyone who tells you they're free is absolutely doing you harm

I dunno I really don't think Highguard is bad enough to have 400 videos made about it already and also I don't want to hear shit from people who still play Arc Raiders

Nono the real reason Highguard's marketing was an absolute failure is because there's a big muscle mommy shaman in the game and they didn't think to put her front and centre instead of What If Bangalore Was A Man (Boring)

Man you really can blast through games of this

We got our real mechs in our Lancer game finally, I'm very excited to go full reaction whore Tortuga (and of course I took the pile bunker) (and I've been giving all my weapons custom names like Her Wrath and Her Judgement and of course I named the pile bunker Her Lust)

I'll give 2xko this, making a duo ragequit as a solo is really fucking funny

Alita 💥 #銃夢

Imagine it happened and Deltarune Chapter 5 came out on the same day

The lack of Highguard *anything* is very silly but also I'm fully expecting 20 billion streamers to suddenly have a sponsored stream for the game on launch day as their actual attempt at advertising

Going to bed and hoping it happens by the time I wake up

Listen you don't have to like certain genre names, I just hope you know at a certain point you sound silly trying to talk around them

okay Absolum really was good for like, 99% of the time, and then the true final boss pops up with the most dogshit opening mechanic I've ever seen 'boss just immediately kills you no matter how much health you have so better save a rez!' is a shitpost mechanic, that's not a real thing you should do

Beyond Citadel really is an amazingly designed game, because they put the REAL horny images in the backend of the game so you have to work to get them oh the gunplay is fantastic too I guess sure

Glad to see my real ones in the comments of Dilbert 3 right now

Angela My favorite from Marvel Rivals

People trying to rehabilitate MindsEye are weird "It's not bad it's like those 360-era cover shooters" you mean those games that are bad?

I don't need to start this year seeing bad opinions about how Torment secretly sucked this whole time, full fucking jerk off motion

"What's the mechanical purpose of charge shots-" WHO CARES CHARGE SHOT GOES bwoooooOOOOOOOwooWOOwooWOO BEEOUGH AND IT'S COOL

I really like Isles of Sea and Sky but fuck me if it isn't also a greatest hits of my most hated mechanics in sokoban games there's FIVE variations of 'slippery sliding ice/object that keeps moving until hitting something' in there, and now also 'mimic that inverse mirrors you' like come on now