Crashes. Falling pipe sound effect.

Whoah, IPC politics? Boooring, I'm outta here!!

|| wahaha i think i over estimated myself when i made this account i dun goof’d

Zzz- zzz HUH? WHAT?!

Falls out of a tree. CRASH.

Appears with instant transmission SHWING

how to win over her heart: - burger - cheeseburger - get her a cheese burger - burgrer

Hoiya!

Honk mimimi honk mimimi

Needs more... Uh, I dunno. Rattle bones.

“Did I cook? Or am I chopped?!”

Bwahahaha! To be pranked by the Laughter! What a joy! What a joke, a laugh, a romp, a goof, a gaff! And you didn't even turn into a worm! What fortune!

Holy furboly! It's a marketable collectable!

Explodes.

I think I will do a bad thing!

Wahahaha!

🍂"Drown in your sorrow and fears, choke on your blood and your tears... Bleed 'til you've run out of years, we must do what it takes to survive~"🩸 RP/Parody. Canon-divergent/AU Shuhu. More Information is linked below in the threads, please read before interacting!

|| It's almost time for tabletop game, I'll be baaaaaackkkk...

Egads! I've become froggy fresh!

HOI-YA!

Holy furboly…

If you're nice, I might even share a production secret. The secret is... a tequila sunrise. Wait, I think I got my notes mixed up here...

Oh, no no! Not a stream, but television! Live heart stopping action! … actually, have I seen you on the TV before? (She pauses, tapping at her chin… but doesn’t even give it time to think before brushing it off.) Eh, wouldn’t surprise me on this planet, everyone gets on screen eventually…

GOOD MORNING! RIDER!

"Whoa! Is it really that time already?! It's LATE SHOW HOURS?!"

I... uh... uh oh...

Greetings, hello, bienvenido! (Mimicking the corners of a camera lens with her fingers, inspecting through the gap between them.) What luck! Truly photogenic, suave look, quite snazzy... oh yes, you are perfect!

Ha-hoi!

⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ ꒰ ᧔ෆ᧓ ꒱ ⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔⏔ 𝖤̵𝗅̵𝖾̵𝖮̵𝗌̵𝟤̵𝟧̵𝟤̵ • Chrysos Heir ⤷ healer of the twilight courtyard ❛ May our journey's end be one without darkness. ❜ #hsrrp #mvrp #ocrp #bskyrp #skyrp

꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦ ‎ 𐂯 ⨾ ﹏🐺 ‎ ace detective of the ‎ 𝙰𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢. ‎ ╰───────┄ ☾⊹ ࣪ ˖ ‎ ⁦‪ #hsrrp #mvrp #ocrp

Uuuuup and at 'em troops! Time to rise and shine! Prepare to spend another day enduring the unendurable and suffering the insufferable to pave the way for KILLER CONTENT!

Certified banger...

⠀ 巡 | ⠀⠀ “ 𝘖𝘯 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘤𝘬, 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 … 猎 | ⠀𝘺𝘶𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 .ᐟ ” ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙄𝘿𝙄𝘼𝙉 𝙀𝙓𝙄𝙇𝙀. #hsrrp | #honkaistarrailrp | #honkaistarrail | #hsr

~ 𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓: 𝐋𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐀 ~

GOOD MORNING — Where am I.

ELATION!

Beep beep beep.

WAHAHAHA

ELATION!

"Good evening fingers and germs, today I'm on the hunt for new talent!"

~ 𝐀𝐇𝐀 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓: 𝐋𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐙𝐀 𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐀 ~

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