me googling "is elden ring gay"

@ NY-12 candidates, get your shit together, I have to figure out who I'm voting for

made the mistake of looking at r/ThePitt

I know I just came back from peak cherry blossom season in Japan but damn the cherry blossoms in NYC are poppin

Since March 13th, I have slept in my own bed exactly six nights. I am finally back in New York and may never leave my apartment again

Unfortunately for my mental health the Pitt is the best show that has been on TV in a decade

Acoustic male cover of Taylor Swift’s Wi$h Li$t playing, maybe the most unhinged thing one could hear at a wedding. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a man croon “Balenci shades and a fat ass” over acoustic guitar

I know this is April Fools but also if this doesn’t happen I’m rioting

idk which east asian medical professional on The Pitt I relate to more but they're both 10/10

whoever cast Coach on Survivor Tocantins should have like twenty Emmys

My only complaint was song choice

some tactical mistakes happening in Jet Lag the Game

the first two categories netflix has given me, i fear ive been clocked

next up: How This Family Manages to Eat Three Times a Day with a Personal Chef and The Secret to Navigating NYC with Your Company's Car Service

God I need to see the casting process for Jury Duty/Company Retreat. Because how do they find the perfect person

god i've suffered through eighteen billie eilish boomerang idol mentions and now a whole fucking like twenty minute zac brown segment and i STILL have to deal with mr beast at some point?

the way i'd throw a challenge if winning meant i had to get a personal concert from zac brown

listen i have no idea how to pronounce "Da'an" but i'm pretty sure it's not Diane

it's JET LAG THE GAME day

i say this every week but truly astonishing writing on The Pitt. what a way to just like let characters be people

"Oh no the next one is also salami" is the hardest i've laughed at a drawfee episode in ages

I’m still on my OBAA hate train and so this was excellent

i've watched 9/10 of the noms for best picture (a record for me by a lot) but i simply will not be watching bugonia, i know who i am

I cannot believe heated rivalry stan drama is hitting my awareness via Variety instagram stories

god remember when pop music was fun www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzr...

WE'RE SO UP. IT'S SO SPRING

did i purchase a switch 2 to play pokemon? let's not talk about it

SEVEN PM AND STILL SUNNY IT’S MY TIME

Great news for me, my bodega appears to have obtained a second cat

I have now completed the 2025 “[Word], [Word]” trilogy (Oh, Hi / Sorry, Baby / Honey, Don’t) and the continuity was a little confusing but I appreciate the innovation

Like you can just call Timmy an asshole without pretending you have ever sat through an opera

I cannot believe how many people are pretending to care about ballet and opera

The Pitt is simply doing it better than anyone has ever done it

but why is the cozy pokemon animal crossing life sim game a switch 2 exclusive

Oh I fear Coach does not know what the word adversary means and that’s beautiful

God Coach literally cannot help but be himself #Survivor

I am, perhaps against my better judgment, watching Young Sherlock

im sorry this is the music for a FIGURE SKATING program? (dont ask why i came across a junior pairs figure skating program)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the fact that people keep producing GAME SHOWS with squid games branding is i think the surest sign that humanity is doomed/media literacy is dead/etc

bc i know ppl are DYING to know, who i'd give the acting oscars to: Wagner Moura, Stellan Skaarsgard, Jessie Buckley, Inga Ibsdotter

the concept of tom holland just changing his ig bio to "tom" bc he took zendaya's last name is frying me this am

asdfkljelihaw ORCHESTRAL 360 BY CHARLI XCX, god I watch Bridgerton for one (1) reason, but it truly always delivers on that front

god i just saw a video from the BRITs and i think i need to shoot myself in the head to forget it

it's insane how no matter what the fandom is, the largest, most insane faction of the fandom always picks the least interesting part of the media property to stan

Do it now. Yes, you can leave a message. Yes, call the DC offices. Script here again.

Just give me one fucking morning

im happy to report the Scrubs revival feels like Scrubs

So i've been fine with all the medical stuff on The Pitt but apparently tongue stuff is too far for me

God Hadestown is so fucking good, floored every goddamn time