*the freak is breakdancing*

*sitting crosslegged in the corner like a freak*

heeheehee.

*whiffing a ball past the reader's head at the fucking speed of sound???*

:)

// i'm gonna be so fr i accidentally logged out of all of my accounts and forgot to relog into most of them

oh, don't worry about it! i'll find a spot.

wow! *long pause.* say, is there anywhere in here someone could hypothetically hide from the police?

:)

clearly! it's nice to have knowledgeable friends.

hm... *froggy blink...* okay! you seem like you would know.

don't know what? is there some kind of inside joke i don't get?

what's a twink? *was just called one.* did they mean twinkie? those aren't candy, but i can understand the mistake!

whart

// i couldn't decide how his head feels, i had to flip a coin to decide between muppet and bowling ball

*cue a strange man with a large yellow head sliding through a nearby wall. he didn't break it or anything, he just. phased through it.* ...hello!!

some of you people just suck so much!

// some people take silly characters like candyman and infantilize them like ooOOooOO he doesn't know what sex is!!! he does, it's flirting that's the problem, he just doesn't know how that shit works

// oh btw for people who don't know, he's not wearing a mascot head or anything, his head just looks like this

and me, on occasion!

they break jaws, that makes sense!

that /does/ make sense, yes. hmm.... jawbreaker?

probably! nobody's never said why.

... *unbowing.* oops! i don't get to talk to people very often. people just call me the candyman!

okay! *odd response. bowing again, even though he. just bowed.*

:)

ah!! *it looks like he shouldn't even be able to see, but. he seems fine. kind of returning the stare.* that makes sense. a pleasure to have similar company!

i think so! *now he's looming. he doesn't do it on purpose, he's just huge.* how'd you guess?

*staring at the reader. maybe. neither of his eyes are actually focused on them.*

*flicking his head in the direction of the voice, googly eyes bouncing all over. taking a lil bow.* ooo, thank you!

*he does, in fact, trip!* oop! *and then he. does a backflip, landing on his feet.* why do bananas always seem to hate me?

// i think someone should kiss him on his big stupid beachball face eventually

i. *considering the question...* whatever i. feel like?

*skidding to a halt, glancing over.* what? i dunno what that is.

whee!!!

... *eyes slowly rotating to actually look in the same direction. focusing....* . owie! *he doesn't even stop smiling. freak.*

*poke poke. it's unclear if he has any idea what's going on. if he even understands what the change in expression means, he doesn't seem to care.*

// i love having characters with basically no characterization and little to no dialogue or info about them in general so i can just do whatever i want

*poking the reader with his cane. giggling to himself.*

*okay hitting THIS*

MUSE DETAILS! Candyman :) He/It Funny mutant guy from Lethal League (LLB specifically), frequent padded cell escaper, doesn't talk very much 7'1 Agender Pansexual