“Why must I be cursed to attract cute critters” It’s not like she minds…she just doesn’t want to admit she loves her apparent curse “Wₕy cₐₙ ᵢ ₙₑᵥₑᵣ ᵣₑₑₗ ᵢₙ cᵤₜₑ ₚᵣᵢₙcₑₛ…”

“Mmh~ Yes yes~ Revel in my arctic assets once more” The queen’s twisted hag laugh filled the air as Raven felt on her once again…

Her cold home is worth it, plus believe it or not she’s…warmer than you’d expect

You cold queen is baaaaack— “Fuck this damn dress!”

If he can handle the cold, be her guest…

The queen scoffs, yet blushes over the fact he’d still grope and squeeze her despite her “unsavory” form “Hmph…you’re lucky I’m not in too much of a bad mood, or else I’d freeze you right here and now”

…💢 “Did I say you could suddenly get a feel of my breast?”

“And you’re skin isn’t blue, but I keep my eyes to myself” And to other princes…

💧 The woman is not amused by the joke “…It’s a long story”

Recently Ice Queen’s been pissing off another witch for not having a kingdom like her…but it seem like karma bit her in the ass cause she got turned into a frog for it “…What’s with that look? The spell only lasts one day so stop ogling!”

“First of all, rude Second of all, how? We fight, like, every other day”

Ice Queen and @braintrothimbo.bsky.social in some random corridor in her castle. He wouldn’t stop blabbering so she shut him up the only way she knew how (outside of freezing him) …No, Icy didn’t do it because she was craving his dick so much she was leaving a snail trail behind herself

“You know what? Princes are overrated” What made her suddenly decide that? Uhhhh…who knows 👀

💦 “Ermmm…they’re usually found in the Candy Kingdom’s borders” She was talking about already slained game… “Well…a prince is a boy ruling over a kingdom, I’m a Queen…which is sorta the same but I’m a grown woman instead”

“Why is it ALWAYS random peasants asking me…” Fine. Ice Queen cake, blue old bittie making it clapping right in front of the cat…maybe if she didn’t shake it, they’re wouldn’t be too many people asking …Why does she even do it? Is she a pervert- “Alright. Buzz off before I freeze you”

“Hmph! I have plenty of land so take some of it, just don’t eat my subjects…there’s normal food, y’know”

“…Did I say I wasn’t gonna help? I just want a damn apology for eating one of my favorites without permission! Besides you don’t scare me” The blue hag scoffed, hiding her slight worry “Marshal atleast takes me out on a date…you just massacre my fluffy bird buddies”

“…And why would I do that?” She floated up to Tirsiak’s level, blocking the view of the moon with her larger frame, hands still glowing as Icy glared down on the specimen “Unless there’s a prince behind you, I don’t think you can make this worth my time”

Ice beams, freezing Fionna’s legs “Fuck you! You’re the whole reason why the princes don’t want to be with me…” Her anger swiftly turned into smugness as her subjects began carrying the frozen girl to her castle “But don’t worry, I got a plan on how to deal with you once and for all~”

💢 Poor Fionna…Icy’s in a bad mood because she got rejected by another prince today…Fionna should run because Icy’s already charging an attack “I’m not in the mood today, you hussy!”

The queen turned towards the sound, hands glowing as she looked around “You got a lot of nerve provoking me and feasting on my subjects, if you surrender now I won’t freeze you to death…possibly”

She doesn’t know some guys aren’t into crazy magical old hags that kidnaps them and forces them to live with her in a kingdom made completely out of ice…no matter how thick they are

Intrude in her bedroom and she’ll give him the property kingdom punishment

“Still doesn’t stop you two being pains in my asses”

“…I can’t tell which one of you are more annoying: you or the other wannabe princess”

“Freak.”

A warning for any future intruders of her kingdom

She hates those damn wannabe heroes…

“Shaving’s for hussies”

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A wide grin was displayed on her face as her mind worked up a evil plan “Of course of course…after all I’m the ruler of these land, I’ll lead you to the exit”

Valentine’s Day! She bets she’s gonna get a bunch of requests from the princes of the neighboring kingdoms especially with the letters she’s sent to them

The queen swiftly took the injured Meowth to her kingdom’s infirmary, waiting on a diagnosis…during Meowth’s recovering, which surprisingly didn’t take long, He could overhear her speaking to what seems like a penguin

Blink, blink She’s seeing this correctly, right? A fishman nearby as big as her barely dressed walking casually in the cold “…This is the strangest dream I’ve ever had…Did my head had to come up with a shark guy?” The queen’s just a taller blue ice witch with assets too big for her own sake

@teamredrocket.bsky.social Walking around her kingdom, suddenly having Meowth fly into her chest…which he bounced off and got reflected into the ground. Him flying into her chest was the aftermath of losing another fight so bad he launched into her world “…Huh, cute cat…is it still alive?”

“UGH. YOU’RE REALLY PUSHING IT TO THE EDGE NOW”

“I DIDN’T THINK YOU WAS GONNA EAT IT WITHOUT HESITATION”

“ARE YOU LITERALLY RATING MY BREAST MILK ICE CREAM?! WHY?!?!?!?!”

“Awww…fine, but you should address me as ‘your majesty’ them” Her hand would move to the top of his head instead

“In the name of love…” “Also I have no problem cooking”

“I think I’m gonna call you…Gunther no.2! Much better than Gunther no.1” He’s being lifted up and placed in her lap, receiving chin scratches from the queen

“…Why would I do that when I have my eyes on several different princes?” He might want to chance it later…though it doesn’t seem like she’s ENTIRELY against the idea

💦 “Coke on, you’re supposed to be helping my plan to finally claim a prince for me”

It was especially hard to tell for how much she was fawning over the fluffy, adorable vee…her eyes were basically glowing as she stared and played with his fluff “Gah! You’re just too cute and puffy!”

She can’t freeze him yet, she still needs a guinea pig for her motherly scheme…though she’s rolling her eyes at the embracing hug “…Is this another ‘motherly’ thing to do?”

💢💢💢 “Fuck friends?! Why would I fool around with the likes of you?! I would rather bed Lumpy Space Prince than the likes of you!” SNAP! There goes her thin ass panties…truly a shame, those were her favorite ones too “Ugh! Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a good tailor in these lands?!”

💢 “A-Ahn! I-It’s too early for my regal dress!” The more the Sylveon pulls, the more her panties threaten to snap…seems like it was already pushing its limit before Sylph’s tugging “Grrr! W-Where are my damn guards when I need them?! R-Release me and I’ll spare you from my dungeon!”

“W-Who the hell do you think you are pulling my panties like this?! I’m a queen for glob’s sake!” The thin string strands against her blue slit, leaving a dork shade of blue to plague her face…ugh, the one time she doesn’t have her tiara on…

Toothy fish. Overly enthusiast. And a bit overprotective one. Prince Sidon! ♡ & ↻