Top cat

Blimey. Just heard a Radio 4 newsreader pronounce Llanelli as ‘Lan-elly’. It’s not that difficult

Cat spotting in Olhao

New Cross, 1am

That’s my editorial letter royally screwed then

Thank you, Belgium 🇧🇪

Watched the England game again today. Every bit as good

Don’t forget folks, if you don’t want to shell out on an expensive subscription, S4C are live right now on Freeview. And you can learn a new language at the same time www.s4c.cymru/clic/Live

Did a team time trial once. One guy was good on the hills, one good on the flat, one couldn’t go round corners, and one didn’t turn up. We sucked

Always puts a spring in my Parkrun step seeing Roy Ayers on a sunny Saturday morning

Just saw an entire row of Limes go down like dominoes. Quite the show

Anthony Gordon. Man of the match for me

Prescription cycling shades. Any thoughts/users? Last ones were Bolle but a bit small when it comes to eye protection

Nick Robinson: “We’re now going to bring Piers Morgan into the conversation. Jonathan Agnew: “Oh dear… really?”

The legendary Khan’s survived the big fire in Peckham last night. Phew southwarknews.co.uk/area/peckham...

Well, who can blame them?

Review: Quality design with little to fault to the extent it could even tempt hardcore camping refuseniks back into the wild #cycling buff.ly/Fh9A7Ys

Becks drinking red wine from a goldfish bowl there. Lad

Brazil anthem’s a bit shit. 1-0 Scotland

Big leggy 😲

This is great. Loved a bit of Resonance. Absolutely nothing like it back then www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

Hard earned at the Dog & Bell. Cheers

Highly recommended. A Bazalgette cathedral to sewage

It’s never too late, right?

Watched the whole England game again just to check I was watching England

Well, hello there, handsome. Back in stock but not for long. Get in there theroadbook.co.uk/products/the...

Ach, Kenny Jackett gone. Top man. RIP

Landed a prize in the office sweepstake already. First player to get sent off!

Drew these three in the work sweepstake. Hipster’s paradise, right?

Our Minnie defending her castle

Sheffield Tap. Eighth wonder of the world

Bless the ticket collector who, having listened to my lengthy explanation of why I was on the wrong train going the wrong way without a ticket, smiled and said: “You have a fun day.” 🤦🏼

Well, how did I get here?

This is why I hate Linkedin People posting stupid life lessons And relating them to business bollocks In tiny little sentences Like this Bullshit

They're very poplar.

When did Felix grow a mullet?

Another howling typo in the Observer. Presumably sub editors are no longer deemed necessary?

New Forest, baby! 🔥

Lots of shirtless, burnt to a crisp, men down here in the New Forest who really should know better. Timely reminder. Factor 50 every ride and stay young and beautiful like me 😘

I wasn’t first to spot this but bears repeating. Pure Spinal Tap

Was dead chuffed to sell a thousand books last year. Meanwhile, my niece had a ‘hold my beer’ moment this week ❤️

Gorgeous day. Getting the bike out

If Joao Pedro spent more time trying to score instead of flinging himself on the ground, might actually get somewhere. Plonker

Irish TV showing repeats of Father Ted instead of Eurovision is brilliantly Irish ☘️

Hull were far the better team. Simple as that. Anyway, Premiership is bollocks, right? 🦁

She was fine until I put Match of the Day on

“AI’s prose is perfectly mediocre, producing the sort of inert gloss that reads like a Frankensteinian amalgam of MFA-workshopped writing, an unintentional parody of the style it mimics.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Subbing game’s gone 👀

Thong-th-thong-thong-thong

What a match. 3-0 down, won 4-3. Up the Menace @peckhamtownfc.bsky.social