Another howling typo in the Observer. Presumably sub editors are no longer deemed necessary?

When was the last time you saw a foul throw awarded? Hilarious

New Forest, baby! 🔥

Lots of shirtless, burnt to a crisp, men down here in the New Forest who really should know better. Timely reminder. Factor 50 every ride and stay young and beautiful like me 😘

I wasn’t first to spot this but bears repeating. Pure Spinal Tap

Was dead chuffed to sell a thousand books last year. Meanwhile, my niece had a ‘hold my beer’ moment this week ❤️

Gorgeous day. Getting the bike out

If Joao Pedro spent more time trying to score instead of flinging himself on the ground, might actually get somewhere. Plonker

Irish TV showing repeats of Father Ted instead of Eurovision is brilliantly Irish ☘️

Hull were far the better team. Simple as that. Anyway, Premiership is bollocks, right? 🦁

She was fine until I put Match of the Day on

“AI’s prose is perfectly mediocre, producing the sort of inert gloss that reads like a Frankensteinian amalgam of MFA-workshopped writing, an unintentional parody of the style it mimics.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

Subbing game’s gone 👀

Thong-th-thong-thong-thong

What a match. 3-0 down, won 4-3. Up the Menace @peckhamtownfc.bsky.social

WE RIDE AGAIN! Save the date for south east London’s finest day out, the Shirk, Rust & Pray Summer Bus Party! On Saturday 18th July, a (FREE) open top bus will whisk you between New Cross, Eltham and Blackheath to @theshirkersrest.bsky.social, Rusty Bucket & @thegreengoddesspub.bsky.social.

En route to @peckhamtownfc.bsky.social away but this pub was winking at me

Takeaways from the Lewisham mayoral election. Greens won (fair play), over 42% turnout (excellent), and more than 7,000 voters went for Reform (bunch of crunts)

Bennie’s after Cyril the squirrel. No chance, pal

Sizing it up

Breaking news from the Giro

Autograph practice

Jock McFadyen at the Guildhall. It’s free. And fabulous. Music by Jem Finer

ICYMI David Attenborough on Jarvis’ 6Music talking music and a whole lot more is absolutely beautiful

Big day. No Lampost… come on you Lions!

Ordered

Deptford Gut Girls are go

@cheeseandham.bsky.social This you?

Michael is the new highest grossing movie on an opening weekend. Meanwhile, in the Observer…

Oldie but a goody. Marathon, 2022 🧺

Everyone loves a bit of Attenborough, right?

Fastest Parkrun of the year and I wasn’t listening to music for once. No idea if the two things are related but interesting. Sort of

Just met a fella from the north east on his way to Bespoked. He’s got 40 bikes. Forty bikes

Anyone running the marathon Sunday? Would be fun to track and give you a shout out

I read this as the TTT will be going up Winnats. Now THAT I’d pay to see bsky.app/profile/cycl...

Someone asking for advice on to get going on a cargo bike. “Give it some welly” I suggested. American fella next to her jotted that down on his list of British colloquialisms, which also included “tenterhooks”

QPR goalkeeper is Joe Walsh. I would say life’s been good to him so far but he’s having a ‘mare

Come on, you Lions #miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The last of many fine parties in this house with these lovely people. It’s on the market if you fancy a fabulous gaff near Cognac

The Arenberg delivers as usual

Classic menu

Possibly a dumb question but is Paris-Roubaix on terrestrial TV in France?

Breaking news in Wiltshire

Oh my… what a team!

Rumours of Ipswich Town’s next away kit are a bit much

Got a 40th birthday party to attend Sunday afternoon. Do they not know what day it is?

What did they ever do for us, eh?

Pepe watching Slow Horses with me. Yet again

Wolf in sheep’s clothing

New drawers day