Time for skee ball, the one game I didn’t play with any regularity despite growing up in the arcade. It shows in my scores lol.

1990 Williams Baseball kicks the arcade bar night off!!! Will one of the ladies find favor with the Blue Shell Gods, beat us at Mario Kart later and extended their streak to 3? My bar tab certainly hopes not! Amazing night rolls on!!!

Playing Oxygen Not Included, where I have reached a crucial point in the run that requires me to set up plumbing, optimal air flow and an elaborate heat venting system. I’ve got some craft beer and a liberal arts degree so let’s see how this goes for me!

Could she come over to the couch for pets? Yes. Will she? Absolutely not. Because cat.

It appears the Ducks have no interest in tonight’s contest against the Golden Knights so neither do I lol

Cat sitting begins now, and Stella’s need for attention overrides me needing to take a leak immediately upon my arrival lol. TGIF everyone, we fuckin made it through another week!!!

Beats Nicole Kidman but only barely lol. This fucking sucks compared to the old one!

Bottom of the 9th game tying unicorns are the best kind, treasure this moment everybody.

Vegas PA guy with the dubstep Imperial March remix? Today is the only day I will allow it, and I’ll only allow it for the next 90 minutes lol.

Completely forgot about this and now I can’t WAIT to watch tonight!

God DAMN am I pumped the fuck up after that, nothing like an OT playoff win.

LET’S FUCKIN GO BOYS!!!!!! GET THE FUCK IN AND BRING ON GAME 7!!!!

Alright Bolts, I’ve had a fantastic Friday and I’d like to have hockey to watch on Sunday. Do not fuck either one of those up for me tonight. Let’s go get this road dub!!!

I guess all that Marvel money is gone somehow because what the fuck, Anthony lol. Ben Kingsley is also in this piece of shit somehow. I follow a LOT of Hollywood stuff and this is the first I'm hearing about this movie, so I hope the blood money was worth it boys.

Me, enjoying a peaceful night of hockey and the new Star Trek game I've been waiting on for a while: "Boy, this is exactly what I needed." *phone rings* Mom: "Your fucking father clicked a bunch of shit and now the printer doesn't work!" This gonna be a half hour FaceTime, minimum lol. Fuck!

Because it just isn't March Madness without even more aggressively mediocre power 4 schools who don't deserve to go dancing. What a fuckin joke. Money will truly ruin everything.

If any of you need a passport renewal, get your asses down to the CVS / Walgreens for that photo right fuckin now lol. Last year's renewal before going to London is just flawlessly timed in retrospect.

After having been to two Florida - Tennessee games at Neyland Stadium and suffered them countless times on their trips to the Swamp, I can confidently say this is the most sane Vols message board user out there. What a wild ride this was lol.

A New Year's Eve matchup with not only no original 6 teams, it involves an expansion team (RIP 'Yotes) that's the 27th largest media market and the 17th largest market (Avs). This is all bad enough but you're putting it on cable too? Enjoy a ratings disaster, Gary. Best sport, worst league.

I certainly don't miss the Nazi app at all, but every now and then something like this reminds me of the old days. My brother in Christ, if you haven't very recently played at a minimum college ball and/or low level minor league baseball, you aren't hitting a HR off the pitching machine lol.

Fuck it, I can sleep when I’m dead lol. Bring on OT!

The Oilers power play is just straight up hockey porn, so much fun to watch when it isn’t terrorizing your team lol

LET’S FUCKIN GO BOYS!!! What a win!!!!! Alright @sasscarpone.bsky.social you’re tying your series up too, I can feel it. Great start.

MOAR CAGS BOMB

Alright hockey gods, we’re sorry. Nobody has ever been more sorry than us for whatever it is we may have done to offend you so can you PLEASE get out of our assholes and give us a bounce or two next period?

Saw an ad literally this afternoon for The Breakfast Club and right when we sit down at an amazing seafood place, Don’t You Forget About Me starts right as we walk in. The universe is telling me it’s time for a rewatch lol.

My boss is a Red Sox fan so tomorrow afternoon was going to be exceptionally fun anyway, but from now on any time I need to speak with him, I shall tell him that I demand an audience, so I can remind him of this debacle of a weekend for the franchise for years to come lol.

Holy shit this clubhouse is Chernobyl levels of toxic... the so called veterans leave a 21 year old kid out to face the media after everything that happened yesterday is just disgraceful.

More than 700 quotes in an hour, this is my first official BlueSky pile on and holy shit y’all aren’t disappointing lol.

Once again:

Lmao give whoever came up with this a raise. A fucking plus work.

Red sky night, Brian’s delight… Kicking off an amazing evening of party games with incredibly well loved friends. I am so lucky and grateful to have such amazing people in my life, and if you’re seeing this, you count too!

The UF kicker pipeline keeps right on rolling!!! Trey is a great kicker and even better dude, hope he kills it on Sundays.

Man, there is nothing like an amazing sleep in on a rainy Saturday morning, what an incredible snooze. I am fired the fuck up over here and ready for day 3 of the draft to get it started!!!

Dad just found out Dewey left in free agency and he’s legitimately devastated lol. Send help.

LOVE this Pregnon pick, fuck yes!!!!!!

The rarely seen triple box going on here tonight but what a start to the weekend!!! I hope your Friday nights are starting off just as amazing as all of you lovelies are.

GET THE FUCK IN POINTER!!!!!!!!

Way to quiet down the home crowd there, boys!

It really whips the llama’s ass!!! This is a S tier skin btw, one of the GOATs.

Spencer's right, he won't have to play against Myles Garrett. He will instead be bullied by him every day in practice for the next 5 years lol.

Is McVay in a hostage situation and forced to do this? Has anyone seen his family and do we need to call Liam Neeson?

When you finally get home and 4 things are mysteriously on the floor in your living room that were on their shelves in his morning… seems I was visited by the Ghost of Draft Present today lol. Caught up and settled in for the rest of the round with all you amazing lovelies!

Man, I really love days like today. Getting out in my community and helping the people making a difference in it is why I do this, so much better than being cooped up in an office all day. Amazing start to NFL Draft night.

Fuck, not McJesus going down. God dammit, freak thing too. Please be okay.

Holy sweet shit, dude is moving like he's got a parachute on his back while carrying a piano. Blowing through stops signs is bad no matter who you are but if you run like THAT and do it, you deserve all the shit you're gonna get for the next week over it lol. What losing 12 in a row does to dudes.

There are 6 people in the penalty box for the Penguins, don’t think I’ve ever seen that before lol