Staying up to watch the last round of World Cup games last night was… a choice lol. This is why the good lord invented Mountain Dew however and it’s been a great day at the conference so far!!!

The biggest AI tech bro douchebag is at the bar next to us and this guy literally has not shut the fuck up for 30 minutes. I have never felt more sorry than any human being than the one he’s on the phone with, my battery would’ve conveniently died 20 minutes ago.

LEGENDARY bat snap over the knee by Samuel Bassalo omg that was glorious. He got beat by a fastball on a 3-2 count with runners on 2nd and 3rd and the bat paid the price lol. Could see everything flying even from here.

Genuinely don’t think I can go back to Tropicana Field after this lol

First time on a MLB Jumbotron and it’s for the whole section up shaking it to Dancing Queen lol. Mama, we made it!

Sooooo are these the All Star Game hats? Because if so I need a Rays one yesterday.

Why give your hitter a chance to drive in a runner from 3rd with 2 outs when you can run yourself right out of the inning by getting caught stealing 2nd instead? There’s currently a well deserved ass reaming going on in the home dugout lol.

So, are there any #Orioles peeps on here wanting a Pride Night jersey? I am a Rays fan, so I am contractually obligated to not wear any other AL East gear outside of tonight lol. Free to a good home, just let me know if you want it. XL sized was all they had left.

We are getting an incredible and wonderfully diverse pre game crowd at the block party across the street from Camden Yards! This wonderful sport of baseball is for everyone, and my heart is so full seeing so many LGBT+ fans enjoying this. Going to be a great night here.

Time to check off a bucket list item before the game. Waited a long time to come here and there’s no better way to kill some time pregame. An incredible day is about to get even better :)

I am a happy man, absolutely as great as it looked. Time to stick around for a little of US - Türkiye with a pint of Maryland craft to wash it all down!

They’re fixing to have to wheel barrow me out of here, finally sitting down to eat and I am ravenous lol.

Currently getting trolled by a cute woman on my flight because I’m wearing a Jaguars hat and she’s built (read: Thicc Queen) just how I like it. She’s wearing a Carson Wentz Eagles jersey, so this will require significant moral flexibility.

Charlotte Douglas International Airport and changing your connecting plane gate to a whole other fucking terminal, name a more iconic duo. Got my cardio in for the day at least lol.

Wheels up, can’t wait to get the fuck outta town for a bit. Gonna be a great conference with fantastic people and we’re gonna squeeze in some baseball at a bucket list ballpark too.

Desk worker asking for volunteers to check carry on bags on a full flight on a regional aircraft without offering any kind of compensation for doing so. Let’s see how this goes for them lol.

Should I pack my Rays hat and antagonize the locals at Camden Yards or should I just blend in? Decisions, decisions lol.

My father strikes again! Dad: “0-0 with 3 minutes left in this South Africa - Korea game. Boooooring.” Me: “They count up, dad.” Dad: “Well why the fuck do they do that? Just count down like every other sport!!!” Send help lol

South Korea is winning this on anthem vibes alone

Even the shit weather can’t kill my vibe today, walking out of here in a couple hours knowing I’ll be headed out of town for work for the rest of the week has your boy feeling fantastic. Gonna kick things off with some Raisin’ Canes and I see some local craft adult beverages in my future.

So I knew the Orioles were shit, but I wasn’t expecting $83 aisle seats behind home plate levels of shit lol. Your boy is about to have the best seats he’s ever had for a Major League game, on Pride Night no less too! Can’t wait to finally see Camden Yards later this week.

At 2nd and Charles with Dad on this wonderful Father’s Day, and the woman over in the Pokemon card section looks to be putting together quite a formidable Pikachu deck. Note to self - bring the deck next time lol.

This is so fucking awesome, they'll all remember this forever. Go party in KC!!!

They're gonna have to kick each and every single Curacao fan out of Arrowhead and who can blame them, everyone there saw history with the country's first ever World Cup point. So happy for them.

Sometimes you just have to sleep for ohhhh say 11 hours lol. A fantastic body reset was needed, and just like Sweden, I too was unaware that the World Cup schedule began at 1:00 today. Hyped up and ready to have a great day!!!

Never, ever change Florida lol.

Holy shit lmao

Beerio Kart happening at 2:15 AM like I’m in college again, tomorrow is going to be brutal for these people lmao.

Degens and night owls: Turkey-Australia second half just getting underway

World Cup match at 12:45 Eastern? Don’t mind if I do!!!

The fact that the fuckin Atlanta Hawks were the only team to beat the Knicks in a series more than once and even had a 2-1 lead on them will never not be funny to me.

Good thing I took a nap earlier because this party is going well into the night here. I am surrounded by crying New Yorkers who are downing Sopranos episode quantities of wine. Ts and Ps for your boy lol.

Well I know what I’m doing before people get here for the game! Can’t wait for this and now I get a small taste before next month.

There is truly nothing quite like an after work nap on Friday to wash the stench off a bad week. Just turns everything right around immediately and I am now pumped up for a night or R&R. TGIF everyone!!!

Holy shit that was fucking annihilated. That ball had a family, Megan!

Shout out to the old mall property right near work that is an amazing place to go sit in my car at lunch and just let it all out in private. Woke up at 5 AM after a horrible nightmare and the day just hasn’t recovered. Man I need it to be going home time 🙃

Every Knicks fan I know went to bed in disgust at halftime, I cannot wait to see these texts tomorrow morning lmao. Perks of being a night owl who's a neutral.

Coworker is telling us about a restaurant in Vegas he hit where the entire concept is dining in a pitch black room. Not sure what it says about me that I’m intrigued and seriously considering doing this later lol.

Sunday Funday underway as the Stellanator is enjoying her day of rest as well. This has been such a great couple days of cat sitting and being antisocial lol. I hope all of you have a day just as incredible as you are!!!

Lumber everywhere, it’s a yard sale in Vegas!!!

There are far, FAR too many (read: 4) New Yorkers in my life for this to go on, Spurs. I’m gonna need a turnaround here boys lol. Only thing more entertaining than that game is watching 2 of those New Yorkers age a decade in 15 minutes of real time at the end of this game.

What an odd mix of emotions it is when my doctor calls to tell me my ferritin levels are low AF, which ain’t great obviously, but I’m actually kind of relieved there’s an identifiable reason for feeling exhausted and having my mental health crater. Weird feeling, tbh.

Oh my, hope McNabb is okay, that shot got him square on the nose. That hurt just watching, fuck.

Scheduled Fridays off always seem to come at the right time, and with the parentals in Orlando for a show tonight, that means I get to see my girl. Stella is quite interested in the haul from the fresh seafood market up the road. Let’s kick off a great night the right way!!!

Sometimes you just know something legendary is unfolding in real time as you're witnessing it, and the Losers Club group text meltdown over Euphoria season 3's finale is one such moment lol. Soooo many people pissed they stayed up for THAT.