Didn't think I'd be getting pissed off about losing to the Bengals all over again 2 weeks later but here we are lol. Fuck!

Reached my breaking point with MNF tonight later than I expected to, but we are nonetheless here. Man alive, this is worse than any TNF game that I can and will bitch about every week on here lol.

Home teams in the Super Bowl era were 300-0 when having 40+ points and no turnovers. They are now 300-0-1, because the Cowboys don't do anything normal lol.

My entire timeline is celebrating Scorigami right now, this is why I love all of you fuckin Sickos.

WE HAVE SCORIGAMI

I'll take the L on that one lmao. Fuck.

This is setting up BEAUTIFULLY for the heartbreaking Micah Parsons game ending sack

We should've all seen this turnaround on defense coming the moment this man was hired. I am incredibly thankful that this man chose to continue coaching instead of pursuing his dream of opening a deli on the Jersey Shore.

Great tunes in the 2nd CVS location at least. Not only do they have my meds, we’re jamming out in the pharmacy area.

Allergy aisle at CVS looks like the pharmacy scene from World War Z, fuckin Hell.

Lmao we are so back. This locker room footage isn’t gonna come out until 11 because they’ll have to beep out Coen profanity about 78 times.

Buzzed and playing Grounded with amazing people. Life doesn’t get much better than nights like tonight.

Triple A National Champs, you won’t sing that!

LET’S FUCKIN GO JUMBO SHRIMP!!! What an incredible 9th inning, holy shit.

Being classy tonight with the Goblet of Fire.

Lmao, absolute gold. Well done.

I understand why logistically we do it this way, but fuck you Rob Manfred, I want my Game 163 back! If my team doesn't make the postseason I root for maximum chaos, and this tiebreaker bullshit has really put a damper on that.

This was my Dad just 2 days ago on his 73rd birthday, pointing out where his hairline used to be vs where it currently is.

Amazing sports with amazing people at one of my favorite local watering holes. May this night be wonderful and interesting for you all, boys and girls.

Setting the mood for the night brilliantly over here... one of the very best licensed soundtracks ever to go along with one of the best emotional rollercoasters gaming has to offer. This is inspiring a long overdue replay. As always, we start with the iconic Golden Hour.

The nap I just took will have poems written about it, my God. So desperately needed after the last 2 days but we are about to get hype as fuck over here!

Man, JCVD really aged like shit!!!

Kyler Murray is about to go rage in a Call of Duty lobby like it’s 2007

That’s the catch of the year in the NFL so far, holy shit.

Every time the Seahawks throw the ball on the 1 yard line their fans must get PTSD and go into the fetal position instinctively.

Back home for Dad’s birthday dinner, so that means an amazing meal is on tap but first, I get to see my girl. Stella is out here living her best life.

In a dreary, nasty morning full of gloom and dread, this post and TNF later are giving me the inspiration to power forward. Just 2 weeks left until the boys are finally back.

As someone who was once much closer than I'd like to admit to being on the wrong end of a play pretty much identical to this one, I really feel for Alejandro here but I'm fucking DYING at the reaction of the runner on 2nd when he realizes what happened lol.

Good God, what a fucking NUKE from Dumper!!!

Pennant race baseball - truly nothing else like it. This is one of the best weeks of the sports calendar right here, boys and girls.

At Costco to snag a last minute birthday gift for my Dad tomorrow, and I made the mistake of informing my mother, who’s now demanded I send photos of their Christmas stuff and buy something, and it’s inexplicably already there. It’s September 24th! Halloween? Thanksgiving? Not here!

Paul Finebaum just broke Omertà. You never, ever pull the curtain back and reveal the existence of the SEC’s hit squad.

Lmao what a fucking joke. There are 210 countries ranked in the FIFA world rankings, so you'd be admitting 30% of the countries on Earth that play the sport nationally if this goes through. Greed can and will ruin anything it touches, including the most prestigious tournament in the world.

Absolute grand slam response from Kimmel, wow. Just incredible. I hope people truly listen to what he said and take it to heart. That monologue will outlive us all.

Lmao A+ work on the Disney+ renewal bit there, Jimmy.

Can't remember the last time I watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel when it aired live but no way I'm missing this tonight.

HOCKEY IS FUCKIN BACK, BOYS AND GIRLS*!!!! *preseason hockey but who cares, I’m horny as fuck for some puck.

This is the worst Detroit collapse since GM declared Chapter 11 in 2008. Just completely fucking unfathomable.

Nights like tonight are where MLB Network truly shines. So much great, hugely meaningful baseball coming down to the wire and I’m getting all of it while I’m parked on the couch fuckin up a Pub Sub. We living good on a Tuesday.

Played The Most Dangerous Game™️ with the post work nap and forgot to set the alarm, yet I managed to actually wake up at 7:00. Hype levels are now extremely high for movie night over here!!!

I was told by a YouTube preacher the Rapture was today and I'd be beamed up to the Starship Enterprise at 12:01 AM. It is 12:26 AM, I'm not on the Holodeck and I still have to go to work tomorrow.

Lions DC with a 2 score lead

Even if that 4th down play hadn't worked it's still the right call... that's how you have to play elite QBs in the modern NFL, give them the Mahomes treatment. Only way you beat them is not give them the ball back and keep them on the sidelines.

Now to be fair, Travon Walker has played very, very well for us once he got a coaching staff that put him in his natural position and actually developed him, but impossible not to think what that line would look like with Hutchinson on it instead.

Watching Aidan Hutchinson play football when we could've done the normal thing and taken him #1 overall just kills me a little more inside each time.

My lovely mother, asking if I washed the towels we wore on our heads beneath hats at the Jags game yesterday: “Yup, I hand washed them in the sink.” Mom: “You did WHAT” I’m more domesticated than people think!

When you didn’t bother to check the MNF matchup but then you do and see it’s a damn, damn good one. Winning continues here on the First Coast on Victory Monday.

Victory Monday gonna hit even harder in about an hour because I’ll walk by not one but two Texans fans on the way to my office lol

Great day with great family rolls on with great food and SNF. Incredibly lucky to have the people in my life and corner that I do. Now to finally feed the beast that’s been hangry since 5:00 lol.

Starving, dehydrated, sweaty, stinky AF and my mother demands we go clothes shopping for an upcoming trip now since we’re already up in Jax for the game. Send help lol.