I really am one of the least photogenic people on the planet lol. It's a skill, and I've got it.

I don't see a ring on it, and this guy next to her needs to fix that ASAP.

Not much better feeling than beating a smug mother fucker who thinks he's God's gift to TCGs, particularly when he just spent 3 figures on shiny new cards for his meta deck. First local night W of 2026 has me feeling amazing!!!

When you let the iTunes gods decide what’s gonna get you hype for playing your favorite TCG in a bit, sometimes you find inspiration in ways you never thought possible lol. I too will be coming in like a wrecking ball and hopefully I can come out with a W tonight!

Why is it that the very best dreams only happen when you are taking a short pick me up nap? Amazing nap but even better dreams and that alarm just took me right out of them :(

God tier cameo in tonight's Fallout episode, holy shit.

You had my curiosity with Henry Cavill and Chad Stahelski. By giving me Bautista as the Kurgan and Russell Crowe as Ramirez, now you have my attention. I've gone from guardedly optimistic to actually hype in the space of 30 seconds.

This is a perfectly reasonable explanation here from Vahe, and the baseball Hall of Fame solved this problem decades ago - allow people to vote for up to 10 candidates. The obvious guys get in and the less obvious ones don't have to wait years or longer. The voting process used seems dumb AF too.

It could very well snow at puck drop of the outdoor game on Sunday, what a time to be alive lol.

Now to be completely fair to the Utah player, he's got an extremely valid reason to be pissed, Carlile boarded him so hard he's abandoned the Mormon church. Fortunately for us, 50 in white made it very easy for us to see what he thought lol. Blonde chick flicking him off is just chef kiss lol.

“Hey Brian, can I just pick your brain about something? It won’t take real long!” Me, the second I become the boss:

Sam Darnold being the first QB from USC to start a Super Bowl is both insane to me and entirely on brand lol

Bam Bam Kam looks like he could still knock a dude senseless over the middle

If Jets fans were even capable of feeling anything anymore, Sam Darnold taking another team to the Super Bowl would push them even further towards embracing the void.

THE DAD ENERGY OFF THE CHARTS ON THE STAFFORD “SCRAMBLE”

Parkinson just sent that linebacker straight to the Shadow Realm, holy fuck

“There’s a human intricacy here” might be the best announcer euphemism for sideline shouting match I’ve ever heard lol, well done Brady.

Taunting in the fuckin conference title game, what the fuck are we doing here and of course it leads to that lmao

I was wildly sick of Matthew Stafford early in the 2nd quarter when I saw the Rams bend us over in London, I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like dealing with him for a 3rd time this year lol. What an answer and this is shaping up to be a delectable finish.

That punt returner is the loneliest man in the world, holy shit

I believe you might need to put this in the personal intimacy section and not the ear care one, CVS.

So unfathomably tired… last night was so worth it but man, I may not make it past halftime of the NFC title game at this rate lol

Alright boys and girls, I am going in… Return to Silent Hill is on the menu to kick off the weekend! I have zero expectations whatsoever so I can’t really be disappointed if this is soft scrambled ass.

I get why Ashly Burch didn't come back but I do wish she had so that she and Hannah could've finished what they started so long ago, but I nonetheless fuck with this. Rhianna DeVries sounds great in the trailer and I'm sure she'll give a great performance. Can't wait for this!

Me every time I turned a corner for the last 2 hours after playing a brilliant horror game. Gonna see the evil robot in my dreams until at least Tuesday but that's the way she fuckin goes. I love non life altering bad decisions lol.

Sinners did it!!! They set the record with 16 nominations and I am really hopeful they get a nice big haul, that excellent movie certainly deserves it. One of my favorite nights of the year is almost here!!!

At least I’ve got Fallout and Hijack episodes waiting on me when I finally get home.

It's 11:11, and I actually remembered to make a wish this time lol

I've got no idea what alien that has an offensive game has replaced Rueben Chinyelu lately but I'm not asking any questions at this point lol. Back dooring LSU is always an enjoyable experience, and we're having a phenomenal Tuesday night here on the First Coast.

How am I supposed to go to bed after that game?

Also, in case you were wondering, the last time a school won a national title for the first time was Florida in 1996.

Still processing that I live in a world where Indiana has won a national title in football lol

We could all live to be 200 years old and we’d never see anything like this again, this is the greatest story in college football history.

And THERE is the Carson Beck I know and love!!!!

This game is so good even the cat has come out of her warm blanket for the end!!!

Trying to explain to my father, who’s never seen a blitz he didn’t like, why Indiana would rush 3 and drop 8. Send help lol.

Guarantee you Mendoza’s little brother dropped about 5 F bombs and that was the only segment they could air lol

WAY TO DIAL THAT FUCKER UP CURT, MASSIVE JUEVOS

What the FUCK is this burger from Applebee’s?!?!? Is that a cheeseburger dropped in a skillet of queso?!?

Teaching tape dislodge there from the safety, fuckin gorgeous right there

SPECIAL TEAMS MATTER BOYS AND GIRLS

Can’t keep a good man down and let’s have a great 2nd half peeps

Christ alive both of these very good O-lines are in HELL tonight.

That is why Holly Rowe is the fucking best lol, what a pro

Beautiful lol

Tell me how you REALLY feel, Curt lmao

Wake has GOT to redesign the Demon Deacon mascot, dude looks like he has a nutsack for a chin.

This is fuckin BIG BOY football down in the trenches, it ain’t for the faint of heart down there tonight. Love it.

Plane crash horror movie and you’re giving me Rachael McAdams? I can fuck with it.

Holy fuck that Indiana RB got sent to the Shadow Realm lol