I dont know about that... You're one of the oldest cats I know.

Do you feel like an old lady yet?

Trees are changing color again, almost the perfect time of year for a nice walk in the woods. Unfortunately, I'm still not allowed out of sight from the house...

I miss when the backs of books actually told you what they were about and not who was paid to read it.

It is... not the time of day to be having a conversation like this.

Saw a pretty large butterfly this morning. Kind of crazy how big they can be sometimes. Still pretty though.

I've thought about getting into birdwatching for a while now... I already like sitting outside alone, so it wouldn't be that hard for me to start doing.

Sometimes a little snack is the only thing getting me through the day.

Sometimes I think I still hear someone walking around in the woods, but I never see anybody out there...

It's good to know that not much has changed about him.

To celebrate Pride Month I will be dragging you down the stairs with me by the leg.

*The Angle!*

*He!*

They're multiplying. Wonderful.

You aren't a sight for sore eyes either, you know.

It would be nice if butchers delivered. It's hard to walk home carrying several pounds of raw meat.

Forgot I still own several different hair products made for dogs. I'm not really sure what to do with them since I don't really need them anymore.

Forgot I still own several different hair products made for dogs. I'm not really sure what to do with them since I don't really need them anymore.

They should make wrist straps for controllers that don't hurt. I want to do my bowling without getting unnecessary rashes on my arm.

Still not allowed to go on unsupervised walks in the woods. Makes it really hard to comfortably spend a warm day outside when there's a pair of eyes over your shoulder until you go back indoors...

If I have to hear Whiskers speak in the halls one more time I will learn to fold paper airplanes so sharp they will get stuck in his hair.

Don't ask.

Proud to announce: I have swallowed a key, again. I've given up on explaining that keys don't go in teapots.

[Pretend this post isn't a day late shhhh.] *Behold, tungsten cube, just for her.*

Go for it, there's plenty of sticks to go around.

I... guess it is? I mean... anything is digestible once, and I think they would tell us if wood was poisonous...

Found a cool stick in the woods today. It's gonna be a good week.

*Tactically deployed kitty? In YOUR area? More likely than you think!*

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