These little guys have been with me for 4 IT jobs. They finally made it to the new office this week.

Starting my new job today 👀

Ya did good, kid.

I know it’s only February but I am locking this in as @dreamflopper.com’s take of the year.

There are too many image file formats.

My new work laptop is a Microsoft surface. I don’t know how to feel about that.

Now that I have a job, is it okay if I buy the new Pokémon Pinball machine?

Booting up mewgenics now in case I want to play it in a couple hours cause it takes so long to load for some reason.

I'll never top this.

Which furry does this belong to?

My chips are so sad.

I lost my job on November 10th. 86 days, 25 applications and 19 interviews at 7 companies later, and I just got a job offer. YIPPEE!

Spong bob big guy pants okay

“If you plug a usb stick into the power strip, can you save the electricity for later?” - @basilbun.bsky.social

League of Legends DMs are wild.

Some random treadmill is always trying to connect to our TV. We always let it.

Who is he

How many times is your name in the hunger games this year?

June 7th about to go so hard.

Every time it’s really cold out I get an email from the gas company that’s like “oopsies the gas prices are going up today sowwy”.

What happens if I get a 2025 W2 from a company I didn’t actually work for in 2025 and never got any money from?

I sure do love everyone in Denver getting an alert to shelter in place and check the police Twitter account only for them to have not posted anything at all.

Would you rather eat 2 apples for 6 million dollars, or eat 6 million apples for 2 dollars, or eat 6 million dollars for 2 apples?

We found a coffee table in the trash, so now we have a new coffee table.

Hi Beatrice from dominos pizza...

Hmmmm

Getting all my low effort runs out of the way.

Doing a speedrun competition with @basilbun.bsky.social @dreamflopper.com and @junobrain.bsky.social The goal: get on as many leaderboards as possible by the end of the year. I have 4 runs submitted already.

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Once again I have an interview next week where it’s down to me and one other person. How does this keep happening?

I’m ready to lock in in 2026. I’m gonna clean and redecorate the house, get a job, EXERCISE?!?!

I love my cat.

One day I went to chilis and we sat down and they were like “we’re not doing 3 for me today”, so we got up and left. 👀

Apparently I have a glow in the dark ruler.

My cat bit through my mouse wire and the wire caught fire and melted.

I didn’t get any donations (and that’s totally fine) but I DID find an online pharmacy that would fill 4 of my 5 prescriptions for cheap ish. I still don’t have the most expensive one, but I feel much more at ease now.

It just hit me that I don’t know where any of the blockbusters or circuit cities used to be in Denver. That’s so sad. 😔

I’m not feeling Christmas this year. I lost my job and I didn’t get anyone presents and I feel terrible about it.

Anyone wanna buy any of these labubus/blind boxes?? 🤔

I am throughly interviewed

I have 3 interviews today with 3 different companies. Trying to ride that Q4 spending to get a job before the new year.

Our Jubeat machine has online play now!

We did decorate the tree tho!

Hey chat. I hate doing this, but if anyone wants to help me pay for my prescriptions while I am out of work it would be appreciated. Please and thank you. $Fleas - Cashapp @AtFlea - Venmo

Big tree.

Buying a Christmas tree in Colorado when it’s 70 degrees out just doesn’t feel right.

I’m a sucker for fake tv shows inside of movies, and I kind of liked the new Running Man.

I need to download a 10gb file over http and it fails in every single web browser and with jdownloader. It’s a video that fully plays in the web browser, but I can’t get it to save to my drive. Any ideas?

I’ve been to the final stage interview, just me and one other person, THREE TIMES at three different companies. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.