“I just wanted to come home to see if the place burned down, why is my nephew (rightfully) being called a fruit? Did I miss somethin'?”

“Hey, this way ya get to learn, right? Nice of ya to at least give it a shot after bein' invited. I sure wasn't as open-minded as a kid.” She would ruffle his hair a bit, smiling ear to ear. “Long as you get somethin' good out of it. Who knows? Maybe it'll speak to you.”

“See, I'm not one for that kind of stuff, but if it works out for you? I'm glad.” Well, more like she shouldn't be one for that kind of stuff. Certain sites of worship burn for her to be inside of. “I hope it works out for ya. Hear it helps give peace a' mind or somethin'.”

"Okay, okay, that was the last one." Putting her phone away, walking up to give the brunette a smooch on the forehead. "Alright, you're good to go. Just wanna remember how damn adorkable you look in that getup, hehe..."

"Don't mind me, just taking pictures to look back on." Back to camera shuttering-

* She's just going to check up on YOU ( @futureismystery.bsky.social ). After all, if the frog was living under her roof, that means they were her responsibility. * She gives a little knock as she fumbles with her keys, giving YOU a warning as she unlocks the door. "Hey, YOU? Doin' alright?"

Rapid camera shutter noises-

...hm. She can definitely work on that. But for now, she'll just keep her wallet stashed. “Yeah, I ain't got those. But I can definitely pay you back. All my money is a lot more, uh... modern.” She turns her head, hoping that didn't sound as insensitive as it did in her head.

She would, quite literally, shake her Chimera form off, feathers and scales falling off into a surprisingly small pile at her feet once she's done. “Fuck, please. What currency do you use here? I only have paper and plastic...”

Incredibly so. She would tilt her head, wandering over with strangely silent footsteps given her current size. Then, positioning her head between Majora and the giant, she would thrust her head upward with enough force to roll the latter over. She would sniff the deity a bit, blinking rapidly. 》

Cue a large, disgruntled looking chimera walking by. ...eyeing up the giant with... a violent(?) gaze.

Anything. She's effectively choking out, spectating doesn't do anything. Except maybe upset her, if she realizes he's there.

She can stand there and not say anything too, jackass. 💢

Wheezing heavily. Don't mind her, she's just... having a moment.

Aw, don't bully the cute goat kid, what's wrong with you?

“Hey, @cageparts.bsky.social. If you need somewhere to run, feel free to ask. I know YOU, like the frog, and Sora, so uh... yeah. Ain't no pressure. Just sounds like it's pretty rough right now. I won't even be there. Just a place to get away.”

“...YOU, Sora? I'm proud of you both. That said, if your little friend needs a place to run away, don't hesitate to ask me. I'm willin' to harbor more a' you little punks if I need to.”

Whoo! That's my nephew! Lay into that... living advertisement?

jamcat Fuck, gonna make me cry with that one.

@chimera0401.bsky.social “She’s not perfect, but she’s the perfect aunt for me. She’s exactly what I need in life, even if neither of us realized it until we met. Probably one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

heya friends, please remember not to be weird about kids. they've got enough stuff to worry about in life... school... saving the world... handsome janitors dating their mothers... they absolutely positively don't need you added onto that list.

{{fuck being civil, imma start roasting bitches. do not ask minor muses how big their dicks are or whatever sexual shit your walnut brain comes up with its gross, its nasty, it's repulsive, just like the person who thought to even ASK that fucking anonymous question. seek help, genuinely

Cyber Exactly, even if they weren't minors this would already be disgusting. The fact that they asked this about a minor just makes it even worse

ooc: god, sexualizing minors is abhorrent. get the fuck out if you think it's fine.

𝐊𝐄𝐘 Just so you know, shit like that will get you shamed both in and out of character. Sora is a sex repulsed seventeen year old. Not only does that shit make him uncomfortable, but more importantly, HE IS A MINOR! Even as a joke, it’s gross. Feel ashamed of yourself.

Ranu WHO ASKED THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO!! CAN WE NOT BE NORMAL FOR ONE FUCKING DAY?! DO NOT SEXUALIZE MINORS! OUT!!

(Hey, let's not do this. Even if it's a joke, asking an underage character a question like this is weird and gross and all sorts of ick. Hell, even asking a character who isn't underage a question like that unsolicited is just weird and gross.)

*Why can't we just all be fucking normal and I am indeed looking at some of you people beyond that fucking screen.

ooc - daily reminder that sexualizing minor is creepy and bad and you shouldn't do that even if they are fictional characters. can't believe this has to be said but here we are.

jamcat Hey, let's not do this. Are you proud of yourself? Ashamed? Trick question, I don't care. Get some help, don't ask things like that about a minor at all. That's not funny, or cute, or anything of the sort. Fuckin' freak.

“That's all I'd really ask. Ain't like I'm there often, anyway. Oh, hold on... might have the spare key on me.” * Jingle, jingle... * YOU got the Apartment Key! “...it ain't much, okay? Might be a little basic, not too lived in... but it's got four walls, a roof, and running water.”

Finger gunssss.

“This is why I call myself your aunt, honey, I don't have to be responsible. I just have to be cool.”

𝑺𝑶𝑹𝑨! 𝑰𝑺! 𝑵𝑶𝑻! 𝑴𝒀! 𝑭𝑼𝑪𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮! 𝑫𝑨𝑫!

. . . 💢

“Have fun, kids, don't forget to cover your tracks effectively!”

Alright, cool. Just tell me when the big move is supposed to happen, otherwise you might not see me for a few days afterward.

“...god damn it-” * Taking a chomp out of her ice cream. Risking brain freeze for a little gesture of frustration. “Look, I got a place. I mean, it's empty most of the time. I don't really live there, it's where my mail goes. But that means there's an empty bed..!”

Well, then everyone would die. Probably not including you, but then you'd be alone.

It's okay. I mean, it's not. But one of these days, we'll jump them. And then you'll feel loads better.

“Speak your truth, V1!”

“I mean, that's... that's better than nothin'. Still not a place to stay.” * ...why does it feel like she's adopting every second sad kid she runs into recently? And why does it feel like the pattern will continue... “...you even goin' to school, or anything?”

“It means you've finally locked the fuck in.”

“Aw, you're a little trouble maker. I can respect it. Just don't do anythin' too dumb.” A little punch to the shoulder. “Like fuckin' with that tree. Just for instance.”

“Look, normally, I'm all for setting things on fire. But you're Sora's boyfriend, right? Am I right on that, Zuko?” Talking in a caring, yet stern voice, placing a hand on his shoulder. “That tree explodes. Please don't blow yourself up out of curiosity. It would make Sora sad.”

“No. Noooo, nononnononono-”