ugh another dream where i fall in love with someone and cling to them and fall asleep together

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wc3 so fun n_n

a classic youtu.be/HVSqFRgs1Qw

this is so sad TT. people who use d/s relationship as a pretense for actual abuse are so vile. everyone deserves a partner that cares more about you as a person than whatever kinky activities you're doing

happy birthday 2 me!!!!!! \(^0^)/

when your stockholm syndrome is peaking but your captor still doesnt trust you enough to let you fall asleep next to them instead of in the cage, and whining about it only makes them mad but at least thats attention

*does this to you*

all the self professed prisoners dilemma theorycels forgetting that its optimal to convince the other prisoner that you wont betray them before betraying them: bro we can all live if we get everyone on board!! everyone publicly professing blue: >:)

wonder if there's anyone who uses tons of LLM-isms in their daily irl verbal speech yet, either because they're deranged or just to piss people off

meeting in person and trying out each others meatspace names once or twice and then immediately going back to screen names

redoing the first loop of majora's mask for a 4th time bc i didn't like the first 3 emulators. im kinda just like majora when uthink about it

im like the guy from the matrix with all those tv screens watching my friends pwn in every game

the micro ct scans in this are so freaking cool youtu.be/9osTBzQ0zbk

i thought this animation style died in 2007 and im so glad that the true artists of this realm are keeping it alive www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

the guy who invented pistachios was a genius

ok now THIS is real journalism youtu.be/uQXxZFP4-Yw

this suit but its all Loss

are we all pornbrained? like men used to wrestle for funsies it used to be normal to take off your shirt and struggle against another man's muscles until one pins the other establishing his physical dominance over his lesser thats not sexual you just used to do that with your buds

remake every movie in history shot for shot but with jack black as the lead

yeah my special interest is getting high and eating too much while watching shows im truly a savant at that one

even at my lois im a family guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKH...

uk fish and tips

trying to find weed on welsh grindr and there sure are a LOT of straight-edge freaks around here

getting major dark souls vibes from this country

connecting flight got delayed so i got rerouted but my bag that i didnt want to check in the first place got sent to the city im not going to! ugh! and the next flight is international which idk the customer service lady told me they cant forward bags through customs but the counter said they can!

im the napler is that something you wanna know how i got this eyecrust? some men just dont want to watch the world why so sleepless? im sorry

im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk

each hour that passes without my head being cradled in someones chest while they stroke my hair and tell me im a good boy and that everything will be okay, i will kill another hostage. tick tock!

"This is my Amv about Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (I can't wait for the second season! )" youtu.be/2J9JRSPmEd8

john adams x alexander hamilton rivals to lovers puppyboy yaoi when??

torment nexus 2nite queen?? 👀 (this work is fully in silico but the authors suggest that wetware neural platforms could replace the neural reservoir to control physical cyborg tentacle monsters) arxiv.org/abs/2503.09477

1v1 me 4stocks, no items, james webb space telescope

new @ new me

your outie has over 300 confirmed kills and has been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda

😭 youtu.be/lkybz6Rf0Jw

anyone wanna go see alan resnik of adult swim infomercial fame in detroit on april 16th with me i could be persuaded to go to the chicago show too...

very cool, mr. ryukishi07

dont call me autistic im kuudere

always thought the Canadian anthem went "oh Canada we stand on God for thee~" like damn based as hell

anyone wanna...

"we underestimated the power of existing user habits" this is rly funny because it goes against everything that made amazon successful. bezos' big thing was always to make things convenient enough that they become a habit.

smoking crack up my ass

*flails dramatically on the floor*

BREAKING: Biden says he "is not going anywhere" as he releases the TRUMPDIE virus, engineered to eradicate all possessing the Landlord Gene

RIP to a real one ;-; youtu.be/NfDniBBowyU

does anyone write yaoi between two prison-gay chudcels

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getting my notifs flooded by dozens of these "Camila" bots following and unfollowing. Would be nice if bsky had more notif settings, or proper labeling of notif types to avoid this :c