yooo new csb!! this one is absolutely crazy. their pressure vessel ruptured below 1.8 atm and their flammable vapor detector only sends an email to someone off-site www.youtube.com/watch?v=35Fk...

they have dedicated a lot of skin real estate to chudjaks www.instagram.com/inkmoly/p/DM...

anyone know any buckling spring keyboards or model m mods for N-key rollover? I have a vintage model M and a unicomp, but they both have rollover issues -- can't press 1 or 3 while holding W and shift :c

i thought this animation style died in 2007 and im so glad that the true artists of this realm are keeping it alive www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

the guy who invented pistachios was a genius

ok now THIS is real journalism youtu.be/uQXxZFP4-Yw

this suit but its all Loss

are we all pornbrained? like men used to wrestle for funsies it used to be normal to take off your shirt and struggle against another man's muscles until one pins the other establishing his physical dominance over his lesser thats not sexual you just used to do that with your buds

remake every movie in history shot for shot but with jack black as the lead

yeah my special interest is getting high and eating too much while watching shows im truly a savant at that one

even at my lois im a family guy www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImKH...

uk fish and tips

trying to find weed on welsh grindr and there sure are a LOT of straight-edge freaks around here

getting major dark souls vibes from this country

connecting flight got delayed so i got rerouted but my bag that i didnt want to check in the first place got sent to the city im not going to! ugh! and the next flight is international which idk the customer service lady told me they cant forward bags through customs but the counter said they can!

im the napler is that something you wanna know how i got this eyecrust? some men just dont want to watch the world why so sleepless? im sorry

im sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunk

each hour that passes without my head being cradled in someones chest while they stroke my hair and tell me im a good boy and that everything will be okay, i will kill another hostage. tick tock!

"This is my Amv about Umineko no Naku Koro Ni (I can't wait for the second season! )" youtu.be/2J9JRSPmEd8

john adams x alexander hamilton rivals to lovers puppyboy yaoi when??

torment nexus 2nite queen?? 👀 (this work is fully in silico but the authors suggest that wetware neural platforms could replace the neural reservoir to control physical cyborg tentacle monsters) arxiv.org/abs/2503.09477

1v1 me 4stocks, no items, james webb space telescope

new @ new me

your outie has over 300 confirmed kills and has been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda

😭 youtu.be/lkybz6Rf0Jw

anyone wanna go see alan resnik of adult swim infomercial fame in detroit on april 16th with me i could be persuaded to go to the chicago show too...

very cool, mr. ryukishi07

dont call me autistic im kuudere

always thought the Canadian anthem went "oh Canada we stand on God for thee~" like damn based as hell

anyone wanna...

"we underestimated the power of existing user habits" this is rly funny because it goes against everything that made amazon successful. bezos' big thing was always to make things convenient enough that they become a habit.

smoking crack up my ass

*flails dramatically on the floor*

BREAKING: Biden says he "is not going anywhere" as he releases the TRUMPDIE virus, engineered to eradicate all possessing the Landlord Gene

RIP to a real one ;-; youtu.be/NfDniBBowyU

does anyone write yaoi between two prison-gay chudcels

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getting my notifs flooded by dozens of these "Camila" bots following and unfollowing. Would be nice if bsky had more notif settings, or proper labeling of notif types to avoid this :c

this year i have GOT to get sluttier

watched Life (2017) like two weeks ago and god its so awful its still living rent free in my head pissing me off

ive had this dang 2 line jingle stuck in my head for days.. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WULs...

set up btrfs with timeshift snapshots.. theres no WAY i can break my arch install this time, right??

any generous time machine owners wanna send me back to friday? monday came way too soon i have to go back

ugh

Ari Aster's Madoka Magica

orange hanky on the left side means you hate mondays on the right side means you love lasagna

the cycle of tragedy continues...