🪶 I'm hardly what anyone would call a connoisseur, buuuuut if it's a hot summer night or I've just come back from a grueling recon mission, I *am* quite fond of spending some quiet downtime with a fresh strawberry shake.

🪶 It started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?

🪶 I honestly don't blame Dinobot one byte for hating me. Our rift really was my own fault. When he boasted about what he'd done to his clone, I gasped and called him utterly barbaric. He looked stunned. Then furious. I instantly felt ashamed at my outburst. We stopped making optic contact for ages

🪶 Prince Elfangor would approve. With full Andalite blessings.

🪶 Happy Motherboard's Day.

"What were you like in the 90's?" The 90's:

🪶 Nature has always fascinated me. The role each species play in their environment and the affection humans have for them, even going so far to dedicate whole days in their honor. Though when I first heard about World Frog Day, I doubted there are any frogs out there as dangerous as Spittor was.

This is a safe place! Post a #Superman

🪶 "Looksmaxxing"? I'd rather be out there MaxiMIZing.

🪶 Being half-falcon means being literally above it all. But sometimes I catch their whispers. "How the pit did Airazor make it on the team and never do anything significant? She's so worthless. Zero personality. Utterly uninteresting. More a gender than a Maximal." And they hurt. They really hurt.

QTP with a gif of your favourite pokemon! (wrong answers only)

🪶 So much for subtlety.

🪶 This is fake. No matter which form, Soundwave always loved to exaggerate the size of their superiority.

🪶 I like to think there's positive energy inside everyone's Spark, but if pressed to choose: Megatron Tarantulas Visser Three Razorclaw The other Razorclaw Sky Shadow Terrorsaur Cicadacon Aquasting Scourge Jetstorm Nightbird Manterror Darkscream Rampage Flamewar Scorponok Retrax Snapper Quickstrike

🪶 Now I might be biased, but Optimus Primal being your first is a nice choice. He's a great general, a great father figure but most importantly a great friend. Why, after all these stellar cycles I too vividly remember which Transformer was *my* fir- Uhm. Ahem. Nevermind.

🪶 Mind strong. Body strong. Try to find equilibrium.

🪶 Okay, let's say Cheetor is the best *male* Maximal. But don't tell the others.

🪶 There's an old saying I once heard that life is full of if only's, and on the bitterest of nights in the bitterest of storms during the bitterest of recons, I'd shut my optics and dwell on this. But no matter how I tried, the worst intrusive thought processors won. Is... is that selfish to admit?

🪶 Found an Academy photofile of my old partners. Thanks to Crystal Widow's webs uniting Thunderblast's water, Override's fire, Treadbolt's earth and my air powers, we made a great team. We were formally coded the Watch, Infiltrate and Thwart Crew of Helix, though I quite liked 'W.I.T.C.H.' myself.

Describe your account with one song 🪶 Don't hold back! Cuz ya boot up in the mornin' & the Predacons are warin' So ya gotta stoop 'em Don't hold back! Takin' to the skies with optic matrix eyes No-one escapes 'em Don't hold back! The world *they're holding back* The time has come to... Maximize!

Who robbed the Louvre right answers only

🪶 Thank you! The best part of this whole experience however has been meeting and making new friends including you, @hypnofunk.bsky.social, @gameraquai.bsky.social, @vigilantesableye.bsky.social, @crankthulhu.bsky.social, @corvuscorvii.bsky.social & @kamenkuma05.bsky.social. You are the real heroes.

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

🪶 What's this?

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Post a female character you love❤️ 🪶 When we rescued her from the cloning vats, Sonar was more beast than machine. Abrasive at best and abusive at worst, certain Maximals wrote her off as a lost cause. I disagreed and vowed to help in any way I could. It was a nice but sadly way too brief kinship.

🪶 Poor Cheetor! Thankfully his body was fully repaired, but the attack really messed with him deep down. For deca-cycles we were frequently jolted awake by his nightmares. It took way too long to admit. When he was ready, Optimus and Wolfang were happy to give all the trauma counselling he needed.

🪶 Razorbeast used to frighten the protoforms by claiming they weren't "true" Maximals until Blackarachnia personally demolished their hides at least once. This supposed rite of passage was one of the few things he and Rattrap genuinely agreed on. It ended so badly for so many overeager recruits.

🪶 I, uhh... I'm sorry for the earlier outburst. Whenever that monstrous abomination is mentioned, it chills the energon in my circuitry. Razorclaw and I sadly share a history. It's a repugnant, destructive, insidious and just utterly vile history I'd rather never think about ever again.

🪶 Hmm. There was that time I went to investigate an energy anomaly in Grid Zeiram. Had Cheetor not been there to fight off those vines, I... dread to think what might've happened to me.

🪶 ...Razorclaw's returned? THAT Razorclaw?! ... I-it couldn't be. After all these years... I thought... a-and when we... there's no way! That monster can't be back! It just CAN'T! ... S-steady your servos. Cool your processors. Y-you're stronger than this. ... I've gotta find the others!

🪶 World Snake Day, huh? Well I can't think of a better mandalayensian Maximal than Night Viper. Underestimated by enemies but sadly misunderstood by teammates, beneath those scales lays a spark of gold. A shameless Nü-Metal tragic and quite the budding chef, though I wouldn't dare steal her snacks!

🪶 I'm what humans call a 'vegetarian'. Which... yeah, that might sound crazy being part Peregrine Falcon and all, but I know far too well how precious our lives are. Never would I willingly take the life of another being, for sustenance or otherwise. It's a personal choice Longhorn & I bonded over.

Explain your @... 🪶 Years ago I had to ferry Rattrap to and from a recon mission. When we landed and transformed to robot modes, a group of locals ran over to excitedly shout "Falcon-LAY-Dee! Falcon-LAY-Dee!". Rattrap thought it was hilarious. The short-circuited shoulder he received, not so much.

🪶 Terrorsaur was pretty "crushed" when we first met.

🪶 You may disguise your features but you can never disguise your intent, Visser Three!

🪶 Aerial Reconnaissance is less a job and more an endurance test. The days are blistering, the nights are bitter, and it can take a deca-cycle before anything happens. Yet I never feel lonely. The thought of returning to base and seeing the smiles on my fellow Maximals' faces makes it all worth it.

🪶 Tobias? Now that's a name I haven't heard in ages. An armada of space slugs invaded Earth years ago, so the Maximals and I teamed up with a group of humans who could morph into animals. That poor kid was going through a lot. I took him under my wing for awhile. I should check in on them someday.

🦅 There are times when, as the sun sets on another day, I like to find a secluded spot among the highest of branches and catch up on some cyber history. Although unfamiliar with this 'Ballpoint', I would *never* dismiss any of my fellow Maximals to be the "Worst Bot Ever". And yeah, even Rattrap.

"The more things change, the more they stay the same." 🦅 Airazor RP account 🧑 Adult Mun w. 25+yrs character experience 🌌 Mainly Beast Wars yet happy for multiverse/crossovers 💔 Single but not ready to "mingle" ✅ Violence ❌ Lewd/Gore/Vore 👋 Stoop on by & say Hi! 🎮 #TransformersRP #TFRP #RPSky