Finding out if you like sour cream and onion chips you’re not going to believe what it tastes like to put fresh chives and some sour cream on a baked potato.

UMass store knows what’s up www.umassstore.com/MIKE-AND-SUL...

I fucking love AI

NICU manager asked to post our kid On Line and I don’t think I’ve ever said no faster in my life for 15k reasons but first and foremost rule zero, never post

Sometimes you just need to have a fight with your wife. Big airing of grievances .

Having to go back to work while my kid is still in the hospital makes me want to <not actionable thoughts> my <elected representative>

Almost every nurse has been amazing while my kiddo has been inpatient but the AUDACITY to lie to my face when I said “did he really gain a full pound today or was that just a typo”. So I drove in and observed his next weigh in (not up a pound lol) and she STILL tried to tell me it was the scale

Boston is cool because there’s a lot of examples of “what if we just socialized this” for example the main air ambulance company in the area also has 2 ground units for ICU level transport and it’s just…owned by the area hospitals. They don’t make you get auth. Better things etc etc

My wife and I have wildly different thresholds for “throw money at it” for example I was very willing to pay $200 to not hassle my brother in law and have to move a dresser 3 floors where as she is like “can’t you just do it for free?”

My in-laws gifted us hydrangeas while my wife was pregnant which is a wild move to give me more responsibility but he’s doing his work in the NICU and I’m watering every day

Kid in the NICU + terminally online has my brain hard scrambled. Told my wife this morning her 150 mL pump was “crazy work”.

My wife is hospitalized for pre term labor concerns but I’m still working every day to protect that precious leave! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Hey we love pre term labor scares don’t we folks?

There needs to be a law against leveraging old recording rights to freely be used to exploit new technology. He knew NBC owned everything he said and could be replayed to their contractual agreement but could not have guessed they’d use that to make new content with no payment to at least his estate

Sometimes I think about how almost every culture settled on “let’s wrap this meat in dough” as a celebratory/holiday/etc food. Except the Irish. We just put mashed potatoes on top. Even the fucking Brits figured out sausage rolls which qualifies (barely).

My favorite feature of the everything website is the “late load” where a feature loads in after a second or two moving elements on the screen making you click things by accident Second favorite is when it doesn’t clear media from temp so you launch a video and one you just watched displays instead

You’re focused on the Sistine Chapel, I’m focusing on Chappell Roan. We are not the same

They should make reading Wikipedia a viable career imo

I am 38 years old and just had to talk to my dad about his porno virus he downloaded AMA

Might finally quit the other place. Twice today I got a reply and block. No posters honor smh

Not a defense of the tariffs which are bad and dumb but either a lot of people directly import things or don’t understand retailer markup. The $3 cost shirt imported from Bangladesh and resold by J Crew for $35 now costs J Crew $4.11. Don’t let it be an excuse for them to charge $48 instead of $37

I’ve cried every day lmao. He hasn’t had another one since but I also haven’t let him leave my side. He’s just a good dog.

My dog had a seizure last night which was terrifying. We took him to the Vet ED. He’s 14 so the doc basically told us it’s a brain tumor he can take some anti seizure meds I’m sorry. He’s a good dog.

Donate to the person who got me on this place (thanks!) also she’s good and cool and we need people like her

Thinking about Bustin again youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?...

Figured out how I could work 2 days for 8 hrs PTO this week and absolutely running it sorry to my Tuesday and Wednesday I need you to cover my Monday Thursday Friday.

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Falcon Season 2025! Looks like both Merriam (perched on roof) and Webster (perched in nest box) have returned. Merriam is unbanded with long malar stripes on her face and heavy markings on her belly. Webster is banded (45/BU) and has shorter malar stripes and lighter belly markings.

Bold position shift

Credit to John Oliver for making a crack about ICE and other people wearing woodland camo in urban environments it’s just tacticool bullshit which isn’t their worst crime but I’m sure DOGE will cut down on their budget to look cool any second

Maybe tubby should have hit the weights before complaining about trans folks

Felt my son kicking again today and I can’t articulate the feeling. It’s so exciting and worrying and cool. Don’t know how to explain it just need to yell it into the void

Who’s got that one tweet about McCain lying about his arm injuries as an excuse to not pick up Meghan’s heft

It’s wild having stress from my email job like lmao oh the deck used the wrong color palette? Should we tell Chapelle Roan? Be serious.

Not trying to be a like parenthesis poster but just learning about Israel’s barely legal clandestine intel unit and its wiki has a whole “companies founded by alum” and COME ON. No one short of David Duke does more for the antisemite than Israel itself how is this real

It’s crazy there are two big boys with glasses named Caleb who make kind of yelling content and one is just a funny good time and one is screaming about your uber eats and my algo can’t tell the difference

I cannot express how insane it is to see ads for brand name heart cath procedures. “Doc, I have AFib, plz insert the Boston Scientific™️ WATCHMAN device”

My wife works with a doctor who is an incredibly good medical practitioner and an incredible brain fried human which makes for a fun dynamic. Anyways he sent her this unironically

Finding out about RedNote has been so illuminating it’s a more pure internet I love it plz free us

I can exclusively report Grave Digger knelt during the anthem and has “Gone Woke”.

Herrs ranch habanero chips go absolutely crazy I was not familiar with your game herr Herr

The mistake being made about Meta is to say they're just doing this to make conservatives happy. They've been doing that a decade+. Removing fact checkers and bringing back political content means there will be more stuff that gets more people mad which creates more engagement. Growth at all costs.

Realizing people are following me because they think I’m the band. I am not the band garbage

I often think about early TikTok where it was just theater kid types and they just got totally run roughshod over by thirst traps and AI reading /r/writingprompts

There’s this shitty little pond in my neighborhood and it makes my day every time I hear skates and sticks because its been cold enough for the neighborhood kids to become Canadian and shoot some puck

I wonder what happened to the UMass hockey Covid season cardboard fan of Brace Beldon I had made.

Googling “signs of burnout” and punching boxes like Mike Tyson

Felt like Prometheus when I saw the light in the eyes of my house guests when I asked clean or dirty (bacon grease) for their fried egg sango