No need to make a big public statement about this. It’s not like this is Alabama.

Breaking: Franklin makes it official.

Them hiring Urban Meyer in the NIL and unlimited transfer era would be Johnny Majors II level shit and I’d buy season tickets to watch the carnage.

Penn St needs an interim, and I know somebody with $8 million in alimony payments to make….

Narduzzi could do the funniest thing ever and tweet out “let’s go 1-0 this week! Syracuse! Syracuse! Syracuse! #H2P!”

I think the “James Franklin has lost this team” conversation needs to begin.

Mason Heintschel: "I like to put a lot on my shoulders and I was frustrated after those two interceptions. But I knew we were still there and I knew the guys had my back and they all told me that as well. I made sure that they knew I wasn’t going to let that phase me."

Take your racist chop and shove it up your ass. #H2P

Turned it at the half too so we’ll never know who the jinx is

Someone explain to these people that the next coach could be 8-4.

I’m already in “get this kid paid in the offseason and then find a couple of pieces in the portal and you could be a playoff team in 26” mode. I don’t care what happens the rest of the season this year.

Tino Sunseri seriously is never getting another coaching job, is he?

Is there any penalty we didn’t commit on that play?

Are we EVER going to talk about this team’s conditioning, or lack thereof?

College Gameday is just a dumb chucklefest now that barely talks football so by all means run it six minutes past its off time.

This is Manolo. His family invited strangers to spend time with him on his last day. His mom said, "This was such a perfect way to celebrate the life of a dog who truly loved spending time with people and their dogs. Run free and fast forever, Manolo. I will never stop missing you." 14/10 for all

James Franklin has a 10 year contract that is fully guaranteed. For that kind of security I’m gladly not leaving and you can buy season tickets to yell slurs at me until my term expires.

I know Yankees fans are disappointed but look at the good news: Lakers preseason games started and Notre Dame still has an outside chance at making the playoffs

To the Penn State fans who are pissed and want Franklin fired and giving away their tickets for an MTO from Sheetz and are all “I’m done.” Multiply this by 30 years. Then, for laughs, mix in the school de-emphasizing football for a good five years. Now when you ask why Pitt can’t fill Heinz…

Why what happened

Hulu agreed to scrap UNC documentary amid reports of Bill Belichick dysfunction bit.ly/4mPpIEL

Bryce Harper had regressed each passing postseason

Just break up this team. It’s obvious Bryce Harper’s Merry Band of Dudebros are regressing

Day Three of me wondering just how fucking bad INTino Sunseri is an offensive coordinator.

One day later and I’m still laughing that my least favorite Pitt quarterback of the last 25 years was somehow even worse as an offense coordinator.

James Franklin bitching about travel like they took the Pennsylvania Railroad west for five days like it’s the 1940s. You boarded a plane at noon eastern time, watched a movie, ate a lunchable and landed at like 4 pm local time. Fuck off.

UCLA locker room celebration after beating Penn State:

It’s easy to say “man that James Franklin” (and lord knows I want to) but my question is “how bad of an offensive coordinator is Tino Sunseri?”

The fact that Rick Neuheisel’s son looks exactly like a young Rick Neuheisel is exactly what you’d expect.

This is twice now they’ve gone to the clearance aisle of the transfer portal for a QB and the quarterbacks they had on the roster already looked better. Maybe stop doing that and trust your talent evaluation abilities instead of trying to find a quick fix.

Bye Bye Eli

So what way will Narduzzi get this one killed? Slovis wasn't the same after the hit in the Tennessee game after running a play that wasn't needed and Eli hasn't been the same since the hit in the Syracuse game when he shouldn't have even been in.

Jimmy Kimmel having Living Colour on is such next level trolling

“Yannow mah (ex) wife Pennuh has famulee in Alexandria…”

It’s not all bad for Penn State, despite today’s loss, they still have wins over Nevada, FIU, and Villanova.

Penn State fans weren’t booing, they were yelling “Beau.”

And you know Penn State will kick Oregon’s ass tonight and make us all feel worse.

What’s annoying is we intentionally lured this quarterback into the portal and paid money. He wasn’t in the bin next to a DVD of Major League 3.

He’s like Big Lots brand Drew Allar

Love that the city has adopted as it’s anthem the buttiest butt rock song to ever butt. It’s like making your official car the Dodge Stratus

You didn’t actually beat Pitt. You beat “Witt,” our twin brother who is always getting Pitt in trouble by losing to MAC teams (just like you) and banging local coeds. He’s like the Yinzer version of Kenny Rodriguez.

THE DUMBEST, DUMBEST JOURNEY TO A TEN POINT HALFTIME LEAD AND JUST AS I'M ABOUT TO SEND THIS THE FLAG HAPPENS NOW I WAIT OKAY YES TEN POINT HALFTIME LEAD.

Me, “I hate this fucking team so bad.” Them, “so, Pitt is losing?” Me, “Nah they’re actually up 10.”

When is this nepo baby gonna graduate?

Can we please change quarterbacks? I don’t care how much NIL money we gave him. Write it off on your taxes.

First televised white out since January 6, 2021.

It’s almost like having your running game center around a 5 foot 2 90 pound running back in division one football was a bad idea