I got an Airbus flight stick. It's really really good! It feels great, nice solid feedback and response. Yay new fly toy!

Cum hard and prosper

I came so hard today that I don't think I need to orgasm again until next year; I was violently convulsing. Should have recorded it. 💦

"Nice voice, hun!"

Has any airline had a commercial with a transgender person? They should. I just think it's a winning idea for everybody: the fash will make YouTube videos burning their boarding passes, the airline still makes money because they're a no show, and I don't have to be on a plane full of dickheads.

Is Dick van Dyke really a Zanti Misfit? (Outer Limits - 1963)

Here's a better photo. I'm about the eat the chocolate chicken! (it's so cute)

My mother in law got me a chocolate chicken! 😂 It's so cute I can't eat it. Until I do... 🤤

End of Financial Year Sale for the Australians, get it while it's (only!) $5,800. 🤑 Seriously this portable computer kicks ass, you won't need a new one for years, it struggles with *nothing*. No, I'm not using a referral code, this is just the direct product url. www.lenovo.com/au/en/p/lapt...

My biggest regret is not making Laura Watts, Night Shift. I guess I could still do it, I need help writing though, and my fear of sharing writing is we won't have the same vision then it'll feel like I'm just making someone else's game.

Xenophobia is just country folk bitching about people from abroad moving into cities they don't actually live in. You're all dumb fucks. I'm going to go to a multicultural sex orgy tonight. Enjoy having sex with your livestock and cousins or whatever the fuck it is you dipshits do with yourselves.

I've had a couple xanax I feel floaty

Good news, Western Global has recommissioned its MD-11 fleet. You can't get rid of the old trijet girls that easily! 🛫

To give you an idea of how fucking stupid my high school was, the boys would give anyone shit for... get this... having a hair cut. Not a bad or extreme cut. Just a tiny shorten? Well then you're getting your head flushed in the toilet that day! 🚽 Boys are so stupid. 🤣

I don't know what the trope is called when you're a bastard during an interview which gets you the job (ala Ilana in Broad City or George in Seinfeld), but I can assure you... It works in real life. Act like you are top shit, speak with confidence, and call out bullshit questions for what they are.

Nobody told me that someone had made a live action looney tunes compatible movie! 😂 It's called "hundreds of beavers". I highly recommend it.

Rachael had an engine and hydraulic failure last night. No gear, so slats, no lower rudder, no engine 3, and no auto brakes, but the old girl still got me home. She's a complete brat of a plane and I just love her. 💕

I love you people you're all so funny and witty! 😂

I think the boys at the pizza shop might like me a little too much. There's a little love message written on the box. That's cute I guess!

For the first time ever, I mowed my own yard instead of hiring a dude to do it. And it only took me 20 minutes as opposed to the hour it was supposedly taking them (and thus charging me). Can I get a good girl, and fistbump, please? 🥺🤜

still cannot stop laughing 24 hours later. "Nice voice, hun!" 🤣

Voice validation on approach!

Hi Blueskies! I realise none of you are likely flight enthusiasts like myself, however if you'd like to join me during a fly-in event I'll be streaming today, I'll be streaming the arrival about 0900Z through 1000Z on twitch.tv/dashasierra You can track my position via dashasierra.com/flight/

Am I trustworthy?

I like Norway. It's a little cold, not sure I could do mini skirts every day like I do here, but the people are lovely.

I love the MD-11. It's the greatest plane to fly. 💕

If thinking really gives you wrinkles, how do you explain Ronald Reagan.

People seem to interact with me a lot more (positively) when I'm wearing tight clothes. You're all horn bags. I sometimes wonder how many people see me in the street and they go home and masturbate thinking about me. That's a completely normal and healthy thing to think about, right? 😂

I need to work on my scowl. Scowling chicks are hot. 🔥

My perfume makes me horny.

We didn't fail to deliver your parcel, we're providing a complimentary remote secure site storage service.

I didn't burn dinner. I sanitised your sustenance of bacteria. You're welcome.

I actually enjoy spin doctoring. It's hilarious and wish I could do it for a job. Chernobyl wasn't a meltdown. It was an unscheduled core disassembly.

What does "transgender for everybody" actually mean? I'm serious. Like what is he trying to actually convey? That everyone can acquire a transgender? What type? I mean where the fuck do you just acquire a transgender? 7-Eleven?

Also www is a stupid subdomain and shouldn't even be a thing anyway.

I pronounce www as sextuple-U because it rolls off the tongue easier than double u double u double u, but nobody fucking gets it because the internet is fucking stupid.

I resigned from my job today. I don't have a new job to go to, and I don't hate anyone at my work (they're lovely people), it's just... the technology stack was making me insane. It's like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. A glass of water after being lost in a desert.

Jesus I'm going to have nightmares.

while you're at the supermarket, get me a couple of dick snacks, would you?

Who are these people that just help themselves to food on other people's plates? You are all very weird and I am not entirely sure I like you.

You know it's a slow news day when there's a story about a US family being reunited with their missing cat after seven years. I mean I'm happy for them but how exactly is a missing cat in another country in any way relevant to the public interest? Can the cat talk?

Good lord I'm good looking. In other exciting news, I have BBQ chicken pizza for dinner.

Anyone going to do any Twitch streaming today? I need to follow new people, there are way too many hours where I log on and there isn't a single of my regulars online, which is a bit sad. I have a preference for games which aren't simply big colourful explosions and numbers flying everywhere.

Good news, everyone! I am fit to return to work on Monday! I mean, it's work, so blergh, but... I'm just happy that my mind has done it's neuroplasticity thing, repaired itself, and cognitive function has returned. That was really disconcerting.

Is the name, "Bronwyn", used anywhere outside of Australia?

New ID badge is looking a bit sultry. I like it. 😂 The background is transparent (woo, high tech!) which is why it looks like a cut out... which I guess it is.

Back to work after the long weekend

I have an attraction to human made disasters. Not because I'm interested in death or suffering, but because we design devices, machines and systems with redundancies and safeties... yet they still fail. Disasters are fascinating.

I don't normally swear this much, I'm usually quite a harmless and friendly person, but Microsoft simply makes me angrier than a scorpion on 'roids. (But not enough to switch to macOS, I'll switch to Linux before I huff that Apple glue)

Today's geek project involved me nuking that stupid CombiIcon crap Microsoft have shoved in Windows 11 and won't let us switch off. Doesn't look pretty but at least it sorts the fucking sound devices alphabetically instead of Win11's random bullshit order that changes on *every fucking reboot*.