How do u think they meet? #madnesscombat #sanmos

sorry i've been inactive,

Greetings from the Madcom Cafe 🥃 #madnesscombat

I baked the status quo, muy friends and the Chapstick Incident (which became my keychain)

THERE'S TWO OFME NOW

What did I miss help

I just cut iron with my tail lol

oh. Another one

friendly reminder this is my daughter . she's so cool, okay?

hi Love if you're seeing this. my. nephew???????????????

what Can i Buy for someone with One Dollars........

What if this whole time sanford was rocking a skirt and we all didn't notice... #madnesscombat #sanford

⚠️ URGENT C0MMS ⚠️ Hi! I’m in a very bad financial position right now, and just received two bills that I CANNOT afford to pay. It’s bad, I’ve tried everything. So I’m opening comms!!! DM me here if you’re interested, and I’ll give you my discord!!!! Payment will be through PayPal or Ko-Fi!!!!

Too lazy of a doodle to post it on art acc #madnesscombat

SHE KEEPS TRYING TO PRY THE ROCKS OFF OF MY FACE

who wanna see her

yeah, okay. i had a daughter. whatever. not that surprising. can we stop talkin' about her like that

you guys did NOT deserve to know about my daughter. TS PMO

WHY IS EVERYBODY FREAKING OUT. CAN I NOT TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER

WHY DO I HAVE 10 NOTIFS ?? ?? ?? ?? ??

Daughter

Okay butis she free

Samdworm

idk what to do about this information . im gonna tear up another MAG.

WDYM????

WDYM

WHAT THE FUCK

opening my pack and getting 12 common cigarettes, 5 uncommon cigarettes, and 3 rare cigarettes

me and @bl00dexpl0s1ves.bsky.social

Not to flex or anything but I just tore a MAG in half with my bare hands

swweet

ok so . Doc ain't happy about the cig post. whoops

imagine unboxing this thing

WGHY DO I HAVE 18 NOTIFS

packs of cigs should have different rarity cigarettes inside. There should be a chance that you pull some kind of secret illegal cigarette every time you buy a pack. Can you imagine how good it would feel to buy a fresh pack and pull a mythic rare cigarette.

I'm gonna start breakdancing

I ordered more keychains but they're really big because I'm dumb lol. I'll have to reorder a few- Last two keychains designs are made my @/beemer0822 and @/ArandanoEdgy

Everybody fucking HATES ME

ok freakmos

CAN A MAN NOT LOVE HIS WIFE IN PEACE

i'd let her.

@bl00dexpl0s1ves.bsky.social :(((

What ishoung ongwithmy brother