everybody wants the manic pixie dream tranny until its time for me to be actually manic lol

chat i just made a grave error (listening to clips of myself screaming)

so theres this boy from connecticut

habs = hot asian bitches. go habs go

new piper day. its like 9/11 but sexy and good

cool kids can pry my love for shitty pop punk from my cold dead californian hands

2 features on the dw full length. both are phenomenal. the first you would never guess who, the second is obvious but you'd never guess what exactly we got them to do

hi im meredith and im basically marnie from hbo's girls but wasian

a crow spinkicked me

it is with joy and mirth in my heart i must announce that i am at it again

im like if julian of norwich went to the club

in the sober light of morning i look upon what my hands hath wrought. and i realize that yes. i am the greatest poster who has ever lived. martin luther can kill himself

had some sweet quebecois game developer grinding up on me in his harem pants now he wants to buy me dinnerrrr divas i fear we're back

all my oomfs either cunty bitches or autistic hxc boys

hai

4AM AT THE RAVE OFF RED BULL AND NIC TRYING TO ASCERTAIN IF THE CUTE BOY HITTING SOME FOOTWORK IS GAY OR NOT. I LUV SOBRIETY I LUV TO HAVE FUN AND OBSERVE MY ENVIRONMENT

I LOST MY VIRGINITY IN A GATED COMMUNITY

i be ass out titties out bottom left corner of the bayeux tapestry

insufferable frat boy i fucked last march is on the same via train el oh el

fine back on ig @ _thebaptist_ i will be muting all stories and putting a timer on the app

on the drive home mariful told me that boys are my weakness and unfortunately he got my ass on that one

i love serving puss at the gay guy sti clinic

theyhicular themslaughter

lux is the album of the decade

you can tell im a vocalist from the way my eyes glaze over at long & mcquade

im at the white people coffee roastery. it is tucked away on an industrial road next to a glass blowing studio and yet the tables are full. every man here looks like someone i would go on 1 to 2 feeld dates with. they only do pourovers. everything is beige. i feel like my presence is an imposition

Did you know? Every resident of the city of buffalo is required to raise a miniature buffalo from the ages of 1 -26 months. After that they get flushed into the buffalo sewer system to become water buffalo

a more perfect union by titus andronicus is bohemian rhapsody for bitches who are sexy and cool and not too broken to live

alright team for the foreseeable future im gnna be talking mad shit abt toronto. none of it applies to you. my friends and my art are the only bright spots in this brutalist neolib shithole. thank u for keeping me sane...ive been really unhappy here for a long time and im only now just realizing

me and r made friends w 2 random fuckboys screaming outside wenona at 1am

left my house to go to the vibey hxc shows then midway thru the walk over decided i didnt wanna go. now im getting tacos and listening to donna summer. la vie est fokken belle

good morning team

literally seriee 2 of uk skins is a masterpiece

im like if maxxie from skins was wasian and transitioned and also 28

i stopped knowing anything abt culture when i quit blow 4 years ago. anyway anyone know if theres a new brockhampton album this year

jesus was a bi vers chaser. simon peter was a twink egg. mary magdalene was a dj. the 4 gospels were substack scene reports

god made tgirls to populate the earth with swag

damn like sometimes i really forget that im fun and i have swag

its actually so wild that for 7 years my boyfriend was twice my age and no one said anything lol

well shit

new "books i read" thread for q2

im the emilia fart of toronto

gm i love opera

OPEN ARE THE DOUBLE DOORS OF THE HORIZON. SPIN THIS SHIT IN A CIRCLE

new dw record is ffo early korn, artaud, the ocean floor, old man gloom, dvořak's rusalka, la dispute, + wang bing

guys hot take: new tv single is disappointing