// Dani has made a background cameo recently but I forgot what comic it was from. It may have been a preview.

“I mean technically I’m from a possible future. And I haven’t really made any appearances since… …wait what’s that? …background cameo? Where?”

“Nope.” vibrates and phases through a wall

“……Why are you saying that with such intensity? Also take a few steps back, doc. You’re a little close.”

This is true

// I actually typed that out, closed my eyes for a bit, and when I came back in like Where was I going with this? I can’t remember. Hit send anyways

Parker can be a lot. But…huh.

He also has fake bottles with a non alcoholic drink that tastes incredibly similar to the real thing. As a placebo effect thing to fool anyone who tries to take some. Allegedly

Wally has speedster booze hidden somewhere ALLEGEDLY. I’ve been trying to locate it. It’s basically my One Piece.

I’m so fast I’m constantly running away from my huge amounts of emotional baggage and unresolved issues It will never catch me

“It’s therapeutic sometimes. Especially if everything seems so slow.”

“It’s called SCREAMING.”

Flash Fact! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -c-

Can confirm Terry has no ass. I checked

Because…shoes

Oh my god. Joel is Cinderella!

“No.”

I don’t think the speed force works that way.

Please don’t say Wally has been inside you

I can hear Wally in the Speed Force. He’s being weird

So do the positive ones though. You just got to surround yourself with good friends and positive energy. And avoid the negativity.

Yeah. Usually that’s the case. Engaging in a flame war with some horny internet troll isn’t worth it. Some fights you don’t start. You just walk away and brush it off.

Wouldn’t say that’s true, Jaguar. I mean, yeah. There are a lot of disgusting pigs out there who look at women and only see one thing. Or look at the color of your skin and make judgement calls about who you are. But…there is a lot of positivity out there too.

We also have flying cars in the future. But only…sometimes?

No, you

Peg it. Blippin dregs don’t get schway. Be acting like real twips, always out almost getting slagged for a couple of creds. Drinking so much Gorf, they blippin’ blurge. Know what I’m saying?

I’m mad.

I can’t believe I CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED your CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED and CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED syrup on CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED until CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED with you and now it just looks like that forever.

GASP

Don’t mind Terry not knowing who people are. We as a collective group in the future still haven’t forgiven him for not knowing who Beyoncé is

does her best Terry impression “What’s next? Rose quartz?”

Hey. Give Terry a break. He spent most of his school time asleep.

“…sure ya do.”

sticks out her tongue

“Titty McGriddle. Bartman Beyond”

Did somebody say buffet?

// THAT IS NOT A GOOD FACT

// I wonder what Titty McGriddle’s opinion on Dracula would be?

Knowing a speedsters stomach, the regret won’t come until the bill shows up

“Drink your prune juice.”

“Yeah. All the guys are sort of attractive in the future. Especially Dick. God, the things I…”

“Hey you know what’s really messed up? Superman looks the same age as Dick in the future. Possibly a bit younger. Man barely ages.”

“Isn’t that the thing with being a superhero parent? Balancing work, your other work, and personal life?”

// Danipples. Sorry.

“Hey. I didn’t name them.”

“Not even speed healing can heal a blow to the wallnuts”

“That’s how I found the Tower of Fate when it was hidden from sight… …I dunno. Speed Force is weird”

“A lot of things aren’t healthy for me.” she shoves a footlong sub into her mouth, devouring it in seconds. She reaches for another one sitting next to her

“FLASH FACT! I can vibrate my eyeballs so I can see magical frequencies. …it’s not as weird as it sounds.”

snores, dreaming about running