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Connections Puzzle #883 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

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“You boy, where’s your fucking poppy?”

“Where’s your fucking poppy?”

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The great Irish bra shortage of 1998 blighted many a Corrs performance #totp

Yer auntie on the karaoke after a cheap Aldi wine #totp

No Matter What they tell you, this is unutterable excrement. 1000s of baby vinyls were sacrificed for this… #TOTP

This “ooh let’s just run the same 4 seconds on an infinity loop” was shite in 1998. And it remains so. #totp

Just fuckin why??

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing British political parties to treat everything through the prism of WWRD? What Would Reform Do?

Can we please normalise using his proper name, not that Tommeh Robinson bollox designed to make him sound like ‘one of the lads’

The 1978 chart showing is that by christ, pop stars were a bloody ugly bunch relying on talent back in the day #TOTP

This is going to be good. @dictatorband

Ferry deploying the lesser spotted double microphone method #LiveAid

Finally got hold of my BluRay of James Live at the Acropolis Bloody marvellous it is…

Cracking gig by Parliamo tonight in Birmingham. Shame they were barely outnumbered by the “crowd”… 5 lads on stage, 1 sound engineer and 7 (seven)!!! folk to enjoy it. Respect for making it the night they did, would’ve been easy to just sack it off.

Who dafug is this?? #totp

Boooooo. #Eurovision

If the U.K. get more than 10 points on Saturday night it’ll be a miracle. Ranked them 17th of the songs shown tonight #Eurovision

I’m old enough to remember when Premier Inn were a reasonable budget option for a hotel…

Seems odd that somewhere so reliant on electrical power doesn’t have a backup/emergency generators or a phalanx of folks on bikes powering things up

I need a mute button for America, and Americans. The magat infestation and their general ignorance is melting my head. It’s become the sort of Central American banana republic they loved to invade for the sake of democracy.

Eternal by name, eternally on #totp by nature

The girlfriend’s dog may be a mentally challenged Romanian rescue, but she does have the good taste to growl whenever Martin Johnson appears on the tv screen.

So, which map app are we all going to now Google have kissed the ring?

#TOTP Christmas on BBC4, proving the drugs were strong in 1995

This one had grandad spitting out his sherry #totp

One day, I’ll get me Apple pods into the right charger slot first time Today was not that day…

Proper Friday morning treat open.spotify.com/track/06HJmI...

No. I don’t read books I buy them and build a precarious* stack of unread tomes *slapdash shelve them

Winter hath cometh

Starting again is such sweet sorrow…