To me, there is perhaps no instance or moment more depressing than that of Bernie Sanders. He presents no chance. There is no plan. It makes democracy seem without hope.

I hate capitalism. Hate modern life. I hope one day we can focus on enlightenment as a problem.

Sometimes, I think about humanity, and it seems like some kind of horrible unfortunate freak accident of nature. When I look into what we call “the future,” all I can see is fire pouring from darkness. Is that all that is?

Profit is a troubling concept if you think about it.

I hate it when a champion comes to the ring with their belt… they’re announced as that champion… they’re fighting another champion whose belt is on the line… no one says their belt isn’t on the line. It makes the belt they have and the promotion they’re representing look bitchass.

Kyle fletcher looks like he’s infected with something.

I don’t believe in the power of the will. Of course it is a thing, but it’s far more likely attributable to the imagination.

Are they making this app better? Is biscotti still here?

Come see me in Boston. #NHB81

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Imagine a world in which insurance becomes extremely illegal… and then forgotten.

Signs are so dumb. Private Property. Why not make a sign that says what it means. “Leave Me Alone. Don’t Knock. Keep Away.” Somethin like that.

One of the most rewarding things for me is when you get done fuckin a dude in the ass… ya pull out, and it makes that sound just like a ketchup bottle that’s almost empty. Real ones know.

Krule.

Gay is great.

Gay is good.

There aren’t enough daddies for all these holes.

I need a time machine.

Oh god. It just hit me. The media center chair is perfect fuck furniture.

The key to great sex is loving yourself. A lotta kindness is involved and comes from that. And then you can have all sorts of fun.

If you’re wantin to have more sex, you’re tryin to have more, and it’s just not workin out… don’t worry. Be patient. Love yourself. You are definitely not running out of time. I’m 40. And I’ve really only just gotten started with the good stuff in the last 2-3 years.

Tops can douche too. It’s just water in your butt. And then you squirt it out. Not the end of the world. And hey… ya never know. Don’t let Jesus ruin your fun.

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Damn, my dick is tired.

Tonight’s situation… role play. Young man wants to deliver a pizza. I said fine. Pepperoni and mushrooms, extra sauce. But when he gets here, he’s gettin a whole lot more than just the tip. Bob 3:16 says I’m goin in balls deep. Extra sauce.

Can’t believe I’m saying this… but I kinda miss Detroit.

If you have been a royal fuck up in the past, then it’s fine to be inconsistent.

Yes of course you have the freedom to be a hateful idiot. But the truth of all that ends up being that you’re a hateful idiot. That just ends up being what it is when you exercise that right. It is what it is. I don’t hafta like it. And I don’t.

We need to stop with the war crimes and get with the War Games. Match Beyond type shit. Dylan did it. Book it Struggles.

Everyone, I just wanted to let you know that someone’s son is on their way to my house, and we’re going to try for a baby together… him and me. I’m his daddy now.

Thank you to the fella in the short shorts who smiled at me. I appreciate that. Need more smiling.

Man, a lotta times, I just wanna give up. I just wanna give up. Gotta remember the chains. No submissions.

Kindness.

Oh god. The haters double down when u try to live.

Not today, straights. Not today.

Happy Thursday. Please remember to do at least one queer thing today. Makes the world better.

I feel like cocksucking should be like… more accepted and widespread. More like a really good hug.

So excited about getting my dick sucked tomorrow. Fella is very reliable, highly skilled, and cute as fuck. The only downside is I’ve asked eem out at least 3 times, and I’m entirely in that friend zone. But it’s ok tho. Friend zone has never felt so good.

THAT’S MY CHAMPION RIGHT THERE!!! Key to the EAST!!! MIKE SANTANA!!! Let’s GOOOOOOO!!!!!

Maybe I’ll move to Cleveland.

I’m envisioning a Reed Bentley world tour, “For the Children” where he just goes around beating kids up… u know… like… the adult kids. And he just beats them and beats them… you know… for fun. All around the world.

I’d like to see Reed beat Anakin next.

I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite a while.

Y’all the ETU Key to the East Champion, Mike Santana, is wrestling on WWE NXT tonight at 8pm eastern time, & I just wanna let everyone know… this guy is legit Born Nasty, so don’t be surprised by the extreme athleticism, drive & generally unstoppable behavior.

Tampa sucks.

That ringside goon is really getting to me.

Tampa is a cesspool.

Maybe one day we can put the war criminals where they belong.

They should make an AI called AL, so it can just be Al.