every time I am reminded that my sweet, intelligent, hilarious, drop-dead-beautiful princess girlfriend has to go to work I am physically & psychically fighting the urge to rend my clothing, biblical-sorrow style.

Nearly forgotten I'd painted "Bold & Brash" a few years ago & gifted it to my sister when she got her own place.

I long to go back to a time, ages ago, where my brain was not yet daily-burdened with the weight of being horny

This is what I'm referring to when I say "I've got that dog in me"

Twitter is totally unusable. Every picture doesn't loaf until you specifically open the details of the tweet, half the time the site just doesn't work at all, for you and following feeds are just slop-filled cesspools, and everyday you get 100 scam dms from pornbots.

Sleepovers hit different when your buddy rented this from blockbuster for the weekend

Brother, I remember back in 2015/2016 when all The Washington Post did was run stories about how nice billionaires & CEOs were and listed all the reasons Medicare for All/$15min wage/labor protections/etc were "magical thinking" &untenable for the U.S. Spare me.

2wks ago at the perceived height of the anger @ ice in Minnesota, dozens of large-follower-count profiles on Twitter started pushin posts that all said some form of "guess you should've voted for Harris, the country wouldn't be like this if you did👀". &it is so obviously coordinated astroturfing lol

Sorry, but I am so fuckin tired of seeing the word "thug". I was on social media during the inception of the BLM movement&every single time someone so clearly wanted to call Black activists/protesters a racial slur, they swapped it out for the word "thug". I can't unsee it&its pissing me off.

Are we still calling them 'skeets'? Or is that old hat at this point?