fuk1n a1t3 f1n3 cant zay ya d0nt hav3 th3 bl1nd c0nf1d3nc3 ya n33d f0r th1z bz 1 juzt f1gur3d ud l1k3 zum h3lp fr0m zum0n3 wh0z actually b33n ar0und wh3n th3z3 p0dcaztz w3r3 a th1ng n wh0z l1k3 actually 0n th3 plan3t ur try1n t0 c0mp3t3 0n

... zal u d0 kn0w 1 w3ar j3anz alr3ady r1ght?

l00k man all 1m zay1n 1z 1f ya wanna d0 th3 wh0l3 p0dcazt3r th1ng pr0p3rly ya g0tta l3arn fr0m th3 pr0z n0b0dyz g0nna l1zt3n t0 u 1f ya d0nt kn0w what ur d01n dud3

j3zuz chr1zt uv3 g0t a l0t t0 l3arn ab0ut b31n a p0dcazt3r ... h3y n0w that 1 th1nk ab0ut 1t 1 h3ar zum p0dcazt3rz hav3 0nl1n3 c0urz3z that t3ach ya h0w t0 b3 m0r3 l1k3 th3m mayb3 th0z3ll h3lp ya w1th l1k3 what3v3r th3 h3ll ur d01n 0r zmth

dud3 what th3 actual fuck 1z th1z? why d03z th1z zh1t z0und l1k3 1tz fr0m a l3agu3 0f zup3r 3v1l 3p1z0d3?

dunn0 1 m3an 1m n0t l1k3 Z3R10UZ ab0ut 1t 0r anyth1n 3zp3c1ally cuz 1m n0t r3ally b1nary anym0r3 (3p1c r3v3al h3y0 B]) 1m juzt zay1n c0uld pr0bably r0ck zum m0m j3anz 0r zmth BЪ

man n0w 1m th1nk1n what 1td b3 l1k3 t0 b3 m0r3 0f a gal...

h3y d03z any0n3 kn0w wh3r3 t0 f1nd a g00d w00dw0rk3r f0r a pr0j3ct?

y3a... y3a! fuck 1t 1mma mak3 rh0d3 1zland ztyl3 t00 that 0n3z m0r3 br1n3y n cl3ar 0h man! th1z 1z g0nna b3 r3ally fuk1n c00l actually!

hmmm... 1g c0uld try mak1n manhattan ztyl3 f0r 0nc3 1tz g0t m0r3 0f a t0mat0 ztyl3 br0th

aw man! 1 WAZ g0nna mak3 that th0 B[ w3lp 1g 1ll g0 w1th plan b th3n a z1mpl3 h0l1day ham B]

0h dud3 that z0undz z0 g0d damn l1t but dud3 my fav0r1t3 d1zh 1z clam ch0wd3r

nah n0t r3ally 1v3 tr13d l1k3 z0 many f00dz 1m zurpr1z3d 1 hav3nt f0und any y3t tbh

damn dud3 k1nda w1zh 1t waz ra1n1n 0v3r h3r3 n0w that ya m3nt10n 1t 1m d01n g00d th0 try1n t0 z33 1f 1 can ztart up 0n 0zzyz g1ft f0r chr1ztmaz th0

h3y ka3 h0wz th3 n1ght tr3at1n ya?

fuk1n an1mal cr0zz1n dud3 1 hav3nt play3d that z3r13z z1nc3 n3w l3af 1 g0tta g0 back t0 that zum day mayb3 ztart fr0m zcratch 0r zmth

0 zh1t th3 pr0p3r g3ntz f1nally back

tis christmas month so imma have my comms up again :3 more on homestuck stuff this time- im feeling it for that hehe but i dont mind doing other characters out of homestuck/hiveswap tho ^^ #homestuck #hiveswap #commission #artcommission #commissionsheet

0h y3a thatz what 1 uz3d t0 d0 w1th 0ld h3adz3t m1c but n0w 1 g0t a pr0p3r m1c z0 1 d0nt wanna d0 that

thatz fa1r 1g 1 juzt want an 3azy way t0 g3t th3 funny m1c w1th0ut pay1n f0r v01c3m0d 0r zmth

1g 1 c0uld d0 that but 1m juzt zay1n ud th1nk zum0n3 w0uld mak3 a z0ftwar3 f0r that purp0z3 0r zmth by n0w r1ght?

1 r3ally want a z0ftwar3 that juzt mak3z my m1c z0und l1k3 zh1t

w3ll ya can c0unt 0n m3 f0r that m1ght tak3 a b1t th0 rn 1m t1r3d af 1ll d3f1n1t3ly g3t ztart3d 0n 1t f1rzt th1ng 1n th3 m0rn1n th0 what k1nda cak3 ar3 ya 1n th3 m00d f0r 1f 1 may azk?

aaay! happy bday rox! h0wz th3 n1ght tr3at1n ya z0 far?

dud3 1 alwayz g1v3 ya fr33 d1nn3r 1t juzt m3anz ya g0tta zhar3 1t w1th d1rk BЪ

ka3 B[

0h y3a that uh that d03z z33m w0rz3 actually y3a B[

an xray?

y3a 1 waz juzt azzum1n ya alr3ady kn3w j0hnz bday z0 1 k3pt h1m 0ut my p01nt 1z that ya z33m t0 0nly kn0w l1k3 half 0f th3 g0dz bdayz 3v3n th0 th3 0th3r zhar3 th3 zam3 dayz

anywayz happy bday ztr1d3r br0z

y3a ka3 1 dunn0 h0w ya zt1ll r3m3mb3r th0z3 guyz bdayz ar3 ar0und t0day but n0t l1k3 th3 0th3r thr33 fam0uz g0dz 0f 3arth c

damn dud3 n0w ur g3tt1n m3 3xc1t3d af f0r alt3rn1an chr1ztmaz 0h man! 1 g0tta g3t plann1n rn!

aaaaw ka3 ya zh0uldnt hav3 ya zh0uld ch1ll 0ut a l1l z1nc3 ya JUZT cam3 back yn0w? l3mm3 tr3at ya t0 zmth n1c3 th1z t1m3 man

0h y33333a! man 1 m1zz c3l3brat1n that actually 1ll hav3 t0 zt0p by ur plac3 at chr1ztmaz 0r zmth

3xactly dud3 l1k3 1mag1n3 f1nd1n 1t n hav1n t0 mak3 0n3 rand0m f00d fr0m th3 b00k 3ach day 0r zmth

man 1 waz z3r10uzly h0p1n th1z th1ng waz actually cirz3d af 0r zmth l1k3 zum crazy b00k 0f h3x3z n curz3z 0r zmth bac0n b1tz w0uld g0 hard 0n a d0nut th0 z0 1g 1tz juzt g0t crazy g00d r3c1p3z

d03z f3w 1mply th3r3z any 1n th3r3 0r l1k3?

h3h3 ur n0t wr0ng ab0ut that mayb3 try t0 zk1p th3 partz that n33d fl3zh th0 BЪ

j3zuz chr1zt dud3 that zh1t z0undz l1k3 th3 n3cr0n0m1c0n 0f bak1n or zmth

dud3 that Z0UNDZ fuk1n d3l1c10uz h0w d0 ya 3v3n c0m3 up w1th zmth l1k3 that?

ka3 what ar3 ya talk1n ab0ut? that p13 waz aw3z0m3! whacha zay 1t waz mad3 0f aga1n?

man t0day waz a blazt! 1 d0nt th1nk 1v3 mad3 a r0azt3d turk3y th1z g00d 1n ag3z 1 l1k3 actually l1k3d mak1n 1t th1z t1m3 t00

h3ll y3a 1t d03z man 1 ZT1LL hav3 n0 clu3 h0w 1 g0t th3r3 th0 0n3 z3c0nd 1m ly1n 0n my c0uch aft3r a hug3 f3azt n th3 n3xt 1m fuk1n 1z3ka13d 0nt0 an al13n plan3t

wa1t ya z3r10uzly d0nt r3m3mb3r that? 1tz wh3n 1 f1rzt cam3 t0 alt3rn1a man

yn0w what? fuck 1t 1f 1mma c3l3brat3 1t th1z t1m3 1mma n0t d0 1t al0n3 man th1z r3m1ndz m3 0f th3 lazt thankzg1v1n 0n 3arth a actually

w3ll y3a 1tz d3f1nat3ly that t00 but 1 n3v3r g0t t0 l1k3 actually c3l3brat3 that way my uncl3 waz n3v3r 1nt3r3zt3d 1n 3at1n anyth1n 1d mak3 anywayz z0 1 juzt 3at a fuck t0n 0f zh1t 0n my 0wn

actually 1 m1ght b3 th1nk1n ab0ut zmth 3lz3 3nt1r3ly 1m th1nk1n 0f c0lumbuz day l1k3 a dumbazz thankzg1v1nz juzt ab0ut 3at1n n zh1t n0w that 1 th1nk ab0ut 1t

0h y3a alm0zt f0rg0r ab0ut 1t actually dunn0 1f 1tz 3v3n a th1ng 0v3r h3r3 anym0r3 z1nc3 th3 wh0l3 h0l1day waz baz3d 0n a c0mpl3t3 l13 back 0n 3arth a

1 m3an 1t d3f1n1t3ly g03z hard zt1ll 1m juzt zay1n 1tz g00fy af n 1 r3zp3ct that zh1t

y3a 1 dunn0 zh1t ab0ut ztr33t f1ght3r z0 1 hav3 n0 clu3 1f thatz tru3 0r n0t th3z3 lyr1cz ar3 zum 0f th3 wack13zt 1v3 3v3r h3ard fr0m a fr33ztyl3 th0 z0 1g 1t c0uld w0rk