are you freaking out about getting the right present for that someone this holiday season? don’t worry, i have an amazing and perfect gift guide that is sure to help you on your gift giving journey

cleaning out my dad's house to move him to a small apartment and hating every moment of it

i love how the bears have been so bad for so long that competitive fans of other teams are just wishing us the best

love to be an old man sometimes and complain about people having fun in ways that i don't like to

"i love listening to the local radio station there's always something different playing." then the radio plays a 20-minute long jazz song

food posting again

i'm a couple weeks late but of course i had to write about the stolen valor bush thong

it's once again the horoscope time of the month

the louvre heist reminded me of the affair of the diamond necklace, one of the many catalysts for the french revolution and death of marie antoinette thanks to one of the fuck ugliest necklaces i’ve ever seen in my life

if you're stumped on what to be for halloween this year, i have some very unique and creative ideas for you

wrote about the the epic highs and lows of shopping local

disney+ isn’t even a worthwhile subscription they don’t offer the original 1997 version of ‘under wraps’

they should make a riverdale movie

may be old news by now, but everyone needs to know about this

he died doing what he loved, advocating for a little gun violence

once again going into the sabrina carpenter discourse (spoiler alert: i'm pro 'man's best friend')

a big week for me and some of the most annoying people on the internet

you could say…this kid opened up a can of worms

i've been obsessed with reading this hiking website i found even though i'm not a big hiker or a rock climber at all

i have a friend who, before seeing me do standup at a show, asks me what jokes me and the other people on the bill are doing so she can be 100% assured to have a good time, which is actually insane

been traveling across america and a lot of that would not be possible without friends who pick me up from places

this movie had me in a chokehold at 6 years old, i wanted to be zenon sooooo bad. a super enjoyable re-watch. this is the future that liberals actually wanted

what if we…kissed on the shaq train?

i kind of want one of these beautiful monsters

huge boomer/millennial wage gap is my parents using up all their money (AND my college savings) to “follow their dreams” and fail so hard that i came into adulthood so financially destitute that i have to work this fuckass job

what does leo season have in store for you? read and find out!

i cannot explain how much the disney channel zombies franchise means to me

i have about 3,000 words in me about 'zombies 4' but for now i'll just say there's not enough sports and the zombies looking less zombie in the zombie racism movie is definitely a choice!!

too young to make a career in digital media, too old to do any of that other stuff

in true cancer fashion i'm usually emotional about my birthday and this year is no different, except i'm old now?

this movie asks the question: is your mom's ex so down bad that he'd try to destroy the world? (the answer is yes)

wrote about my solo trip across the country using the best mode of transportation (maybe?)

the women in satc are always eating takeout and drinking alcohol and yet, they are so thin please explain

sometimes you bomb at an open mic with 5 people in it while on vacation and it’s not even considered rock bottom

unfortunate to say but amtrak is mostly old people

good to hear that timber lanes is staying for cultural reasons, bad because my ex bowls there and i want him to feel any sort of loss (he doesn’t miss me he’s dating a bunch of other people while i…of course am having trouble finding anyone who wants to go on a date with me yet again)

spent the big dollars to get a sleeper car on the amtrak from chicago to sf by myself

hoping the astrology people are right about cancers this month

i'm cleaning out my phone's camera roll and found this ancient text

a real ramble of a post but i've got a lot of feelings about public transit

sorry i cannot be the bigger person i am full of envy i want good things to happen to me too

there has GOT to be a middle ground between hyper independence and being in a romantic relationship!!! that does NOT involve google meets!!!

i am once again making up american girl dolls

love a return to office at the same time cta is facing 40% service cuts due to a failure of passing budget reform! so cool and makes sense and is good!

the internet is bad but without the world wide web could i ever tap into quebecois radio?

i know i'm in a new age bracket because the doctor's office check-in is asking me if i accidentally piss myself now

this weeks i ask the questions, crab rangoon and otherwise

every day people learn they are victims to non-ethical nonmonogamy

get back on dating apps why don’t you just shoot me with a gun instead

wait are labubus just gen z funko pops