Things I wish the world would stop doing: posting false openings just for optics. It creates false hope and honestly is just a horrible thing to do. Anyone who does that should be ashamed of themselves. :/ Pushes my ethical buttons like none other.

I couldn’t resist 😂 #Pit666DTIYS #radioapple #HazbinHotelAlastor #HazbinHotelLucifer #hazbinhotel

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO CUTE??? QAQ LOOK AT THIS LOSER SINGING TO THIS OTHER LOSER LIKE I WANT TO EAT THEM NOW OMFGGGGGG I love the singing in the rain pose so much!! And I just love how silly Al looks being all 3:< while Luci is like >:3 YOU DID SO AMAZING! THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH!!!!

Quote with two characters you like, and also tag five people to do the same. I will not answer any questions. :) @acwhos.bsky.social @petra4president.bsky.social @shannoniganz.bsky.social @paranoidinpink.bsky.social @mixkarules18.bsky.social

Badly explaining my old OTPs in chronological order while I take a break from writing: - Stinky Silent Knight x Princess Who Needs Better Security - Hamburger Street Guy x Eyebrows - Commander Handsome x Short Angy Thug - Stinky Murder Hobo x Time Goddess - Stinky Deer Man x The Actual Devil

*pops head out of Hades 2 land* What've I missed?

🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 Here's the sugar on the cream, we have one more guest to join our team! She's going to be amazing, that's the tea! Please put your hands together for the incredible @CorvinusKrah.bsky.social! We're so excited to have her! APPLICATIONS ARE OPEN! APPLY NOW!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Salutations! Good to be back on the air. And we've got a hell of a lineup just for you! But we also have some room left for people interested in joining our broadcast. So what are you waiting for? TWO WEEKS LEFT TO APPLY!

Day 2! Favorite episode for me is easily episode 5. It worsened the brainrot. I love it so much.

I AM SO CRAZY EXCITED!!! WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH PRODUCTION PERIOD LIKE HOLY SHIT????

Okay, can I just Look at him. Look at Vox. This TV was voted sexiest man in Hazbin Hotel. This skeletal ass lightning bolt. Look at that. Can he even pick up a box? How does he hold up his head? That's a gremlin stick TV if I've ever seen one.

I watched the season 2 trailer at 0.25x speed because I didn't want to miss ANYTHING. So yeah, here's a thread of things I've noticed. 👇

Hellanostalgic has me feeling nostalgic/sentimental so sorry for this post. I remember watching the Dimileth Gift Exchange, Big Bang, and numerous Three Houses zines happening around me and feeling extremely sad. I wanted to join in, but was terrified of jeopardizing my future. So instead (1/8)

I was in school for my last hyperfixation (Dimileth), so couldn't participate in zines or events. When I heard of Hazbin Hotel, I decided to check it out and fell in love with the lil devil man. Since then, I've wanted nothing more than to bring everything I missed from Dimileth to my new home. <3

Poll results: 🐝 = 9 🤡 = 4 Thank you for participating in this poll. Expect more bees in the future.

I'M SO SORRY BUT SOMEHOW I FORGOT TO QUOTE THIS! Moth was amazing to work with!! Thank you so much for being so patient with ME and my (unfortunately frequent) bouts of no smut-ing I've learned so much about how to have amazing smut and still weave in metaphors. I'm so proud to be Moth's friend!

I AM BARKING SO HARD OVER THIS AU I AM FERAL OK?? Like look at Lucifer!!! Look at that little shit! And poor Al looks so exhausted just trying to solve a murder here and Luci is just >:3 in the background. I love them, Your Honor. They’re gonna be gay in the smallest compartment later.

New poll! Which is more cursed? Comment a 🐝 for Bee Movie AU Comment a 🥐 for croissants Comment a 🤡 for clown fucking

Dear Shannon and Mixka, Now we’re the clown fuckers club Love, Pit

Thank you Mixka and Shannon for always accepting my requests for beautiful cursed AUs 💕💕💕

You. Yes, you. Where is your application!? This is a zine celebrating human Alastor and I don’t see enough of this handsome, handsome man!!! Apply!!! APPLY APPLY APPLY OR ELSE I WILL TELL MIXKA AND SHANNON TO NOT RELEASE THE THING!!!!

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!! Trashy and Mixka were a joy to work with!! It was sooooo much fun! :D Congrats on 100 fics, Mixka!!!!

Yall know how I occasionally write cursed shit? Yeah. Yeahhhhhhhh Prepare yourselves

Good news! @pitftw.bsky.social have a gift for you all, since AO3 came back early! 🥳 This collab has been in the works for a long time, we hope you enjoy! #radioapple #appleradio #toplucifer #bottomalastor archiveofourown.org/works/71398256

I just requested @mixkarules18.bsky.social and @shannoniganz.bsky.social to make something wonderful. I'm not sorry. >:3c

Congratulations @pitftw.bsky.social to 666 followers! I love your idea for a DTIYS. So I couldn't resist participating by myself. And I hope, you like my version of the umbrella scene. ♥️✨ #Pit666DTIYS Who could've predicted the rain during the walk?☔ #radioapple #appleradio #luciferandalastor

Waiting for @raweddingzine.bsky.social fanzine to come out, I'm so excited and impatient 🤗

Doot doot-doot doot doot-dootdootdoot

Look what the husband brought in! This beautiful standee and book by @ovid69.bsky.social arrived today!! 🥹🥹 It’s such an honor to hold them in my hands! Look how silly and in love they are! Look out for fish puns! ;D

A VERY happy 666 to the one and only @pitftw.bsky.social !! Only a fraction of what you deserve for all the wonderful stories you share \o/ This was such a fun prompt and you know I love a dramatic, cinematic, romantic kiss in the rain >///< #radioapple #appleradio #Pit666DTIYS

Congrats @pitftw.bsky.social - hope you like my take on your cute DTIYS 🖤 #Pit666DTIYS No better weather for floating some ducks in puddles than little bit of acid rain 😆 #radioapple #hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar #alastortheradiodemon

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 And we are on air in 3... 2... 1... Applications are LIVE! You have until October 17th to impress us with your skills. Don't delay, else you might find yourself pushing up daisies!

Congrats @pitftw.bsky.social Wanted to participate in this one and I had fun with this one. #pit666DTIYS

Congrats Pit👏 I took the opportunity to finally, finally draw #Radioapple duckies 😊 --- Art by me @kanhotep Inspired by Vivienne Medrano aka @vivziepop.bsky.social --- #Pit666DTIYS #hazbinhotel #appleradio #hazbinhotelfanart #hazbinalastor #hazbinlucifer

@pitftw.bsky.social originally did this one as a joke base drawing because Alastor’s clothes were not behaving but after some goading by a friend, I ended up finishing it. Why is he naked? Because he was doing “nekkie deer things” when Luci showed up crying in his bayou. #pit666dtiys

Show me a fictional character you’d like to fistfight I just wanna see what happens if I punch the TV in the face, ya know?

Aladdin AU #radioapple 🤭 a happy ending for everyone❤️

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Tune those dials, folks! Applications for Playing Human: A Human Alastor Zine open in just ONE MORE DAY! Don't touch that knob, or you'll miss your shot at being live on air!

CONGRATS! Been wanting to participate in this for a bit teehee #Pit666DTIYS #radioapple #appleradio

69 , anyone ? It's not exactly the fics Scene of "aggressive 69" but was inspired by the delicious fic by @trashdemonx.bsky.social @mixkarules18.bsky.social and @pitftw.bsky.social If you havent read it READ IT ☝🏼 archiveofourown.org/works/700643... #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinfanart #nsfw

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 Testing, testing! Is this mic on? We have an important announcement to make! Just TWO DAYS before contributor apps open for our zine! Don't miss becoming a part of an absolutely riveting radio broadcast!

Places where I'm gonna stuff RadioApple next (once my Big Bang piece and Zelda AU are done): - Cinderella - Actors (again) - Once Upon a Time - Scooby Doo - Fire Emblem - Demon Slayer - Harry Potter (again) - Some sort of Victorian AU - Epic - Incredibles - Aladdin ...I'm normal.

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🔪 GUEST SPOTLIGHT 🔪 So the radio guy is here in town, why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, we've got good news! Our first guest, @rillyrillo.bsky.social, is ready to draw the scoop on him! APPLICATIONS OPEN SEPT 19TH!

📻 CONTRIBUTOR APPS 📻 You're tuning in to New Orleans' hit music station. And boy do we have news for you! In just three days, we're going to run a special piece on the dreaded Bayou Butcher! What does this mean? Stay tuned to find out... APPLICATIONS OPEN ON SEPT 19TH!

💫COVER ARTIST SPOTLIGHT💫 Now that the cover is out, it is our honor to spotlight the talented @ponyhead.bsky.social as our cover artist! Their gorgeous gold foil dust jacket perfectly brings all eight stories together as we celebrate Alastor and Lucifer across the four seasons.

Everyone, take your seat! The band is done tuning and the show's about to begin! We have a beautiful symphony created by @pointlesslypoetic.bsky.social, @jestether.bsky.social, and @blazingwl.bsky.social. Don't wait, or you'll be listening from the nosebleeds! #RadioApple #AppleRadio #RABB

💫COVER REVEAL💫 Us, in Every Season will be a hard cover book featuring a dust jacket with gold foil details! There will also be a custom protective slip case for you to store and display your book. Art by @ponyhead.bsky.social Pre-orders open 9/22! Pricing announcement coming soon.

🌸 CONTRIBUTOR SPOTLIGHT 🌸 As the season of new beginnings, spring makes us feel renewed & refreshed as the year begins… so to start off this project, let us introduce first author, @peachiemomo.bsky.social! Spring may be full of new energy, but don’t forget to do your spring cleaning!