Why do people say that only women get periods, I mean I have been peeing red for years

I was attakking my dad for being annoying but he said "you can't do that this is chic restaurant". So I started beating him over the head with a bottle while calling him high class british insults.

I do not trust people who drink carbonated water

Having a bigender friend who is also bisexual is so funny cause tf you mean you're gay TWICE

I'm stuck on a bus with a guy who keeps showing me Dhar man clips please help.

I like my hot pockets like I like my men hot, preferably filled with pizza stuffing and burning the top of my mouth.