doing some updates to paradiso.zone over the next hour. everything should still work fine but if anything gets fucky, that's why

😭 thank you so much!!!

update!! i’ve gone from a micro channel to a slightly larger than micro channel

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Finally the dualistic ecclesiastical goat-folk urbancrawl setting you've always wanted www.paradiso.zone/making-a-goa...

new video out now: aliens serving cunt youtu.be/t57lZ6pnlRg #paradisocraft

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

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🎲 You rolled 40 on the Port of Call Mutators. Trial by Airlock...let's just say it results in a lot of convictions. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 86 on the Ports of Call table! The lady in cabin 3446A has been with us for about 325 years. Looks more like a big metal spider these days, but she still shows up for bingo night! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 79 on the Ranged Weapons table! Sometimes you gotta break out the big guns 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 96 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Don't let the name fool you, Deedee has seen things you people wouldn't believe ✍️ Illustration by Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 20 on the Character Identifying Features table! Oh, those are *real* rodent skulls? Hmm 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 80 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Hurts so good 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 29 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Grey goo...for your face! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

a short from the first IMMORTAL video, about making statue scatter terrain for my top supporters 🖤 youtube.com/shorts/i4QyG...

🎲 You rolled 30 on the Character Identifying Features table! Shrapnel's a helluva thing 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 30 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! I'm sorry, whose money am I gambling with? 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

tat, the tabletop audio tool I created, is now open-source and freely available in several languages! supporters are also getting a soundtrack, with more to come :) www.paradiso.zone/open-sourcin...

🎲 You rolled 06 on the Port Encounters table! Eyy I'm stealin' here 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 55 on the Port of Call Mutators table! They're called "boomboxes" 'cause you get shot if you have one 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 15 on the Character Bonds table. Never heard from George after he got deployed. Company won't say where he is or what happened to him... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Available Contractors table! A nod to the GOAT 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 27 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Surprisingly, it's actually a reference to her narcolepsy ✍️ Illustration by the incredible Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

closing in on 20k cmoooon

new #dungeon23 video chock fulla frogs 🐸 youtu.be/1n6ynUYOfJM

New post & video: finishing the Elvish-Frog Grottoes for The Blades of Gixa #dungeon23 www.paradiso.zone/finishing-th...

blades of gixa video update coming tomorrow #dungeon23

wild how much of my job is just re-wording things to fit in small spaces

omg :0

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Character Identifying Features table! Very distinctive gait on that guy 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 09 on the Ranged Weapons table! Marketed as great for crowd control. Mostly just good at getting people trampled. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 25 on the Character Identifying Features table! Usually it's fine, sometimes it's really creepy 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 94 on the Ports of Call table! Y...yum... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

Supporter statue for Galen :D Also all videos are now available to members for ad-free watching at paradiso! www.paradiso.zone/galen-immort...

🎲 You rolled 86 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Umi's packin' heat! ✍️ Illustrated by the great Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 95 on the Ranged Weapons table! No, no, no, no, no, no, no 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 85 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Remember, kids: "If you're out after eight, you've sealed your fate!" 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 65 on the Ports of Call table! You probably paid more taxes last year than any of the corps headquartered at Ilix Alpha 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

aaa so cool to see more daily dungeons done this way :D

🎲 You rolled 22 on the Music Genres table! Weirdly, it's all about the notes you *do* play ✍️ Illustrated by the great @gnarlyghost.bsky.social 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 52 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Your boyfriend's favorite, probably 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 67 on the Ranged Weapons table! Do NOT ask him how he got that nickname ✍️ Illustrated by the great Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 49 on the Ports of Call table! The vibes here are waaay off. Smells great tho 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Port Encounters table! The worst kinda guy 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 07 on the Character Bonds table! You got out together, but you probably still have some weeeird ideas about how the world works 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 25 on the Available Contractors table! You wouldn't guess it by looking at him, but Rolf's got a great eye for aesthetics 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 92 on the Non-Regulation Patches table! Reason for denial: "Crewmember not approved for human consumption." 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100