wild how much of my job is just re-wording things to fit in small spaces

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Supporter statue for Galen :D Also all videos are now available to members for ad-free watching at paradiso! www.paradiso.zone/galen-immort...

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aaa so cool to see more daily dungeons done this way :D

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New post! New video! New-ly completed level of the #dungeon23 megadungeon The Blades Of Gixa! www.paradiso.zone/finishing-th...

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