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🎲 You rolled 75 on the Ports Of Call table! Someone just slipped me a flyer and ran off...it's for some place called "Club Totality"... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 0 on the Ranged Weapons Attachments table! Batter up! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 37 on the Character Identifying Features table! Oh crap is that the gal from Avatar? 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 01 on the Ranged Weapons table! It'll still put an eye out. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

I was on Between Two Cairns with @bradkerr.net and @yochaigal.bsky.social to talk about the Ennies, design, ducks, and—most of all—Warped Beyond Recognition, one of my favorite Mothership modules! It's a long one (a re-occuring theme of mine). Hope you like it! www.patreon.com/posts/142727...

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🎲 You rolled 33 on the Available Contractors table! Text in [brackets] is for the Warden's eyes only... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 63 on the Character Identifying Features table! The only bottoms they wear, regardless of the weather... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 76 on the Available Contractors table! Lillian will bring crates and crates of parts aboard your ship and will show maybe a little too much interest in your android crewmember 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 87 on the Character Bonds table! You two always have a scheme going 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 71 on the Ports Of Call table! Looks nice in postcards, but pretty miserable to visit 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 78 on the Port of Call Mutators table! It's the place to go if you want to be able to spit acid, digest rock, or just have an extra limb or two... 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 23 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Better hope your ship's bulkheads are thick if you plan on sleeping at night ✍️ Illustration by the great @evlynmoreau.bsky.social! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 58 on the Programs on the Vidscreen table! Just another wacky day at the Ministry Of Truth 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 46 on the Situations To Wake Up To After A Wild Night table! Hey buddy you can't sleep here! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 56 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! Dakka's real good with a machine gun. ✍️ Illustration by the great Evlyn Moreau! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 87 on the Ports of Call table! Yeah it's all bunk but they pay good money for blood and artifacts! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 84 on the Programs On The Vidscreen table! "Expect serious gang activity and radiation for Sectors II and IV for at least the next day. Sector V's air is once again breathable!" 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 75 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! They're really, really good at EVA work. ✍️ Illustration by the great @evlynmoreau.bsky.social! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 78 on the Ranged Weapons table! Unfortunately it's pretty hard to bring this with you 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

New post about the latest #HUNDREDS update: 100 new ways to hit people & monsters in #MothershipRPG! www.paradiso.zone/bonk-bonk/

🎲 You rolled 09 on the Music Genres table! You can tell a band makes Starlight Dreamgaze because their name is mostly a series of ✨ emojis ✍️ Illustration by the incredible @gnarlyghost.bsky.social! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 80 on the Notorious Contractor Names table! It's either the beard or the hacking prowess ✍️ Illustrated by the amazing @evlynmoreau.bsky.social! 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

Heads up an update to #HUNDREDS, my book of #MothershipRPG tables, is coming in a couple days! It'll have d100 new melee weapons, ranging from improvised to experimental. This'll bump the price up to $8, so if you want it (& all future updates) for $7, now's the time to grab it! paradiso.ooo/100

🎲 You rolled 30 on the Port of Call Mutators table! Some locals have set up volunteer patrols to catch sleepwalkers, but they are really quite persistent. 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100

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🎲 You rolled 39 on the Character Identifying Features table! Leaves nothing to the imagination 💯 Get #HUNDREDS, the ultimate book of tables for #MothershipRPG: paradiso.ooo/100