i can't believe i sniped the creatine handle when this app was invite only and now i have this steady influx of followers despite being retarded and inactive

how do you do fellow libs?

Just hit the zaza

Rather than telling my gf to chill out I just tell her that stress is fake

It's not until you visit an airport again that you realise most people smell like airports

Okay I'm back. Did I miss any hogs?

Current status: watching Ben Shapiro Destroys Compilations on my Samsung Smart Fridge

I'm going surfing you guys want anything while I'm out there?

Bluesky promised fresh new beginnings. Instead we got AI duck

This is where I post from

So aaaahh anyone kissed on this app yet 😳

What the fuck, will I wake up from this?

You think AGI will take ice baths?

This is me and also where I post from

Day 3, still no hog 😞

My gf was upset at world events today so I read her some statistics and asked if she feels this way about all bad things that happen in the world. I am very intelligent

All my friends are on this app, it's just like real life except with friends 😎

Developing feelings for my girlfriend. Time to watch American Psycho (2000) I think

Jack had an opportunity to only acquire users that can bench 225lbs for reps and he fumbled it hard

have sex

Many twitter mutuals not following me back on here. Some of which I'm in GCs with. Says a lot about society

New app. Feeling cute. Might poast fizeek later on idk

Wow nice. The same app with the same 30 people I'm in about 50 GCs with

tax the poor