Oh my lol. DJTBBQ Staff: Looks like you're going to lose bigly at midterms. Maybe face impeachment and certain files released. You've been out for blood your whole presidency, karma is likely. Trumpkins: "assassination attempt": Poor me! What we need now is bipartisan healing and unity! 🍊 🤡

GQP: We need religion in school. Christian nation. 10 commandments in school. Christian values in laws! Also GQP: Keep your religion out of our politics, Pope!

Turdump needs GOP to lose midterms. When his BS explodes and sinks the country, he will have scapegoats to whine and point at, and ride out his lame duck mount into the sunset. His administration will block and cover for him until he bites it, or flees for non-extradition. He's nothing left to win.

I got curious about just where the Epstein Island is. Turns out it's suspiciously close to Venezuela. Make of this what you will.

I hope as Trump nears the end, for whatever myriad reasons that could be, he continues to throw all his fanatics under the bus. We know he'll do what he must to save his ass, and now he's trying to save his soul with... of course, more grift. Wish good folk didn't have to go down in his throes too.

Terrorist plot thwarted in Michigan. Violent attack plotted. I can guess which "organization" they'll blame. Could be believable though. If the FBI stopped ICE from going there. That's where the violent attacks come from.

Not at all funny how the Menace rebrands to Department of War, threatens U.S. cities with military and ICE forces. His cult parrots that Blue cities are War Zones. So much War in this country he leads. He should get a Nobel. And by Nobel, I mean release the Epstein files.

600k Chinese students? This is okay with me. Just - it doesn't add up with MAGA dolt logic. Chase out other immigrant students like DACA, replace them with Chinese, maybe they can just pay more tribute to the Big Dummy? Just beware friends. Once he's got your money, he'll ICE you out.

I think there was some other fascist dictator who was bad at art. The name escapes me.

Trump/GQP: Believe all our batshit conspiracy theories. 🤪 MAGATS: Yes Daddy! Now, release the Epstein files. 🧐 Trump/GQP: Not like that! 😡

The bad orange man with the magic sharpie and love of theater, who spent time with Vince McMahon on WWE, and hired his wife as Sec. of Education, couldn't have possibly learned blading from wrestling, and nicked his own ear so cleanly it didn't leave a scar, and bled a lot like a shaving nick? 🤔

Elmo fled, "Big Balls" is out of Doge. Recent massive leak of personal information. This is probably coincidence, and not retribution or cover story for some uptick in super efficient hackers surge in stealing funds or anything.

I really don't like the administration's love for cosplay agents in masks who don't have to identify themselves. I mean, since the start, of course. But it's also the perfect cover for anyone who might be angry with us presently, for... ahem, reasons. Be safe and vigilant, resistance.

I'm quiet. Like to like good and smart things. Not very responsive. Nothing personal. Hope the good folks are all doing fantastic! The others, I hope you're finding out.