The real cost of a $12 loaf of artisan bread is that a $3 loaf will last you a week but a fancy loaf will last you 1.3 days

Ever see a tweet that just immediately makes you think of another tweet, because your brain is cooked from being chronically online?

I’m hearing good things about pelican mouth

Good day to people who don’t floss (we need the acknowledgment more that those flossing people who presumably have their lives together)

Fun fact: the Australian govt maintains a dummy list of phone numbers for use in film/TV so real people don’t end up getting harassed www.acma.gov.au/phone-number...

Good day to people who are plagued by unexpected items in the bagging area

Using the dishwasher in my new apartment for the first time after years of handwashing be like already I don’t think I can go back