Sporting CP, we’re coming for you! @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #SPOARS 🥅 @gaygooners 🌈

Last Friday went to see A Doll’s House @ Almeida Theatre in London’s glitzy Islington. Romola Garai dazzles in Anya Reiss sharp modern reboot, coolly steered by Joe Hill-Gibbons. Modern gloss, moral rot underneath. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @almeida_theatre @romolagaraiofficial #ADollsHouse #Ibsen

Southampton 2 - 1 Arsenal Great @gaygooners turnout. Shame about football. Stewart, Gyokeres, then Charles late to end it. Two cups gone in fortnight & momentum missing. As Steps said, better best forgotten @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 @gaygooners 🌈 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #SOUARS 🥅

Southampton, we’re coming for you! @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #SOUARS 🥅 @gaygooners 🌈

Went see Les Liaisons Dangereuses at Lyttelton Theatre on London’s glitzy South Bank. Elliott directs Hampton’s Laclos tale as a long, thrilling game. Manville is deliciously sultry, Turner dangerously sexy. @NationalTheatre #lesleymanville #aidanturner ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ #Theatre #London

@ODEONCinemas  - Hide cancellation behind menus - No big CANCEL button - 30days to cancel subscription after next payment? Seriously? That’s 59 days. - They made me feel like a crook Hopefully this new law will send Odeon Cinemas into administration. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

When they get back, let’s greet their touch-down module wearing monkey suits. 🚀🦧🦍🗽 www.nasa.gov/news-release...

Look at the time stamps. A long wait for tickets I think! @FIFA

Took Race Across The World style trip to…. Corinth. Fab day out; 19th century shipping channel, impressive archaeological ruins, & 575m-high mountain fortress. #CorinthCanal bold engineering, #AncientCorinth ruins with pedigree, #Acrocorinth cardio with view. @visitgreece

First things first: Thessaloniki is very welcoming. Right on the Aegean coast, with big food & even bigger Greek smiles. There are some beautifully quaint corners to explore, & we stumbled across some genuinely standout restaurants. Special shoutout to Kanoula. #Thessaloniki

Meteora has monasteries on pillars because 14th century monks loved a climb. No lifts just nets and pulleys back then. UNESCO approved views and Byzantine art. Just glad we didn’t have to use a ladder. @visitmeteora #Meteora #Greece #History

Athens, where soldiers in pleats and pom poms high kick with monastic focus. The Changing of the Guard is short, strange, and rather wonderful. Sunday at eleven goes full musical with a band. Stuart and I approved. @thisisathens @visitgreece #Athens #Travel #Culture

Yesterday Stuart & I wandered around Athens. But kept seeking out one thing. Walked through Koukaki with little shops & bars, shopped in Plaka for souvenirs, climbed up Filopappou Hill. But were drawn again & again to the Parthenon. It really is that magnetic. #acropolis #athens

Went to Delphi. Zeus sent two eagles who found it, Apollo claimed it. For the next 1000 years Oracle (local women aided by hallucinogenic gases being emitted from the rocks under the site) dished out advice - for a price. Stones still holding court. @delphimuseum #Delphi #History

Climbed Acropolis of Athens & wandered through 2500 years of history. Parthenon really delivers that wow moment. Propylaea, Erechtheion, Theatre of Dionysus Eleuthereus, & Temple of Athena Nike. Finished at Acropolis Museum & wander through Plaka. @acropolismuseum #acropolis

Arsenal 0-2 Man City… Bad day at Wembley. Woeful performances all round. Watched in Athens sports bar. Kepa had howler. If you’re trying to win trophy, why wouldn't you play your #1 keeper to give yourself best possible chance? @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ #COYG 🔴⚪️ #ARSMCI 🥅 #Arsenal

Can’t wait to visit. ❤️🌈 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shit. I’ve been rumbled. On way to airport. “Don’t think I didn’t notice that we’re only going away for nine days and you’ve packed nine Arsenal shirts.” My other half doesn’t miss a thing. @arsenal @ArsenalDirect #Arsenal #COYG #Gooner #Football #MatchDayEveryDay

Everyone we know loves BRIAN ENO! @brianeno @dark_shark @beano_official

Spring is here. 🌸 The martinis are out 🍸🤣

Arsenal 2 - 0 Leverkusen. Eze magic, Rice control, tie finished without fuss. Quarter finals await. Onwards and upwards, my friends @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ #COYG 🔴⚪️ #ARSB04 🥅

Summerfolk at Olivier Theatre. Maxim Gorky does Chekhov. Very long first half, then it wakes up. Sharp ensemble led by Alex Lawther, Doon Macichan, Paul Ready, Justine Mitchell & Sophie Rundle. Politics crash party for proper pointed ending. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @nationaltheatre #Summerfolk

Happy Mothering Sunday to the mothers out there. Here are our three ❤️❤️❤️

My rail replacement bus service from Potters Bar can’t stop at Welwyn North. There’s a car parked in the station that is stopping the big bus getting in. So they are running a special smaller bus JUST FOR ME to get me there! No really!

Arsenal 2-0 Everton Teenage kicks! For ages ball refused to cooperate. Then @ViktorGyokeres bundled one in & 16 yr old @MaxDowman ran 70yds like child who spotted ice cream van. Game over. Beautifully mad football. @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ @Everton #COYG 🔴⚪️ #ARSEVE 🥅 #Arsenal #Everton

Lovely time helping the lovely Peter celebrate his 60th last night. Happy birthday buddy!

Monorail! 🚝 Wuppertal is city in western Germany known for its iconic hanging Wuppertal Schwebebahn — a suspension monorail gliding above river since 1901. Monorail! Graham & I couldn’t stop grinning. Lisa indulged us. @graham_callam #Wuppertal #Schwebebahn #Monorail #Simpsons

Lads Who Lunch do Friday lunch. With rubber gloves! 😅

Bayer Leverkusen 1-1 Arsenal Great away day with @gaygooners 🌈 Arsenal flirted with defeat until Madueke won late penalty & Kai Havertz coolly punished old club. Tie heads to London nerves intact @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ @kaihavertz29 @bayer04_en @regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #B04ARS 🥅

Cologne… First day in Cologne; planes, trains, cathedral, beers, and food. Oh and a Dalek.

Leverkusen, Rex is coming for you! @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #B04ARS 🥅

Leverkusen, we’re coming for you! @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #B04ARS 🥅 @gaygooners 🌈

I miss Mark every day. He made me laugh so hard. He’d love to be teased, fake outrage, and then collapse into fits of giggles. 🤣 He had that rare gift of making you feel special ❤️

Mansfield 1-2 Arsenal Proper cup scare. MFT shot for fun / AFC like tourists. Madueke curled first, hosts equalised, Eze off bench smashed winner. Teenagers brave, nerves tested, quarter finals secured. @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ @regenersaurus 🦖 @gaygooners 🌈 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #MANARS 🥅 #FACup

Mansfield, we’re coming for you! @Arsenal ⚽️ @Regenersaurus 🦖 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #MANARS 🥅 @gaygooners 🌈

So the blood donation nurse asked, “before I start the procedure, how are you feeling today?” “My sides are aching. Both of them. ” I replied. “Oh”, he said rather concerned, “what’s brought that on?” “Laughing. A lot of laughing” #TOTCRY 1-3! Hahahahaha! www.blood.co.uk @GiveBloodNHS @arsenal

Tell Me Straight @ParkTheatreLondon Brisk two hander from @_paulbradshaw & @buckbraithwaite with @jadeanouka on voice duty. Precious few laughs & characters feel inconsistent & central dilemmas never quite earned. Mystery remains. Why are straight men falling at his feet? ⭐️⭐️

Nice little jaunt over with Darce to Paris for the day. To buy mustard. And see art. But mainly for the mustard 😂 #Savora #FrenchMustard #SavoraMustard

David Byrne at Eventim Apollo. Dressed in head to toe blue, Byrne conducts organised chaos gliding about like very chic marching band. Big ideas, bigger grooves, and just enough existential dread to keep it spicy. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @eventimapollo @davidbyrneofficial @DBtodomundo

This Rex is on fire! 🦖🔥 @regenersaurus

Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea Saliba set it rolling. Arsenal scored all three, generous hosts as ever. Timber nodded winner from yet another corner, ninth league decider this season. Neto saw red, Chelsea’s ninth. Five clear of Guardiola’s crew. @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ #COYG 🔴⚪️ #ARSCHE 🥅 #Arsenal

Fabulous day out yesterday with by sister Joanna, brother Simon, and Stuart. We walked, we talked, we had a tipple, and we had a nibble. Later on we topped it off with Operation Mincemeat. Super duper day ❤️

Lovely night out with this one. Roger and I started our night at an after dark light festival in East London but soon lit up the night in our own way. 🫣😂

Lovely cup of coffee with this one. Andrew always makes me laugh and full of great stories and sage advice.

Beneath the twin domes of Helsinki Cathedral & Uspenski Cathedral, past the red-brick arches of Old Market Hall, the iced Baltic gleams like a sheet of hammered silver. Beautiful frozen Helsinki. 🇫🇮❄️

Landed in Helsinki; where cool design meets even cooler weather. 🇫🇮❄️

Spurs 1-4 Arsenal Red rule resumes. Arsenal shrugged off wobble & swatted Spurs aside. Eberechi Eze ran show, Viktor Gyokeres added muscle & menace. Derby done, gap restored, neighbours silenced. Again. Onwards & upwards, my friends @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ @SpursOfficial @gaygooners 🌈 #COYG 🔴⚪️ #NLD #TOTARS 🥅

That fourth sweet, sweet goal by Gyökeres lead to some sweet, sweet celebrations. 🎉 @Arsenal ♥️⚽️ #COYG 🔴⚪️ #NLD 1-4 #TOTARS 🥅

Blondie in Camera 1978. Martyn Goddard captures Blondie as they rocket to fame, Debbie Harry all cool blaze & sharp angles. Iconic shots, rare memorabilia, serious attitude. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ @barbicanmusiclibrary @martyngoddard @blondieofficial #debbieharry #Blondie #Barbican @juggyjones

I went out with the lovely Darren yesterday afternoon for a great catch up, nice food, and cocktails. We had a right laugh. 😂 (We’d been to the Barbican Music Library to see the Blondie photo exhibition earlier - but more that later.)