Somebody of vaguely northeastern European descent came into the restaurant today with a thick accent and now my vocal stim is this

Spare some happy thoughts for the cook at my job who had off today, Barcelona lost 0-1 And I know he's just sitting at home malding in his jersey in his chair with the lights off

Tainted grail Fall of Avalon video in the works

Elza hung out today on my chest after I woke up for pets for about 30 minutes

Happy trans Day of visibility to Kristy noems husband / wife / enby

Yo, this chick was trying to steal my hg man report her behind www.tiktok.com/@llararoe?_r...

It's so nice living a peaceful life of singleness, you think you're lonely and then you see your coworker crashing out over her boyfriend lying about calling his ex multiple times

we live you can also gift subs to give elza treats www.twitch.tv/himediatv

I don't have to listen to this I won the 2025 annual Poughkeepsie train station competitive shitting award I'm above you

"oh but this AI slop is worth graphics cards being a billion dollars" - some ass at nvidias c suite probably youtu.be/d9IKG04K8YM?...

I Tried These Trash Ass Drinks So You Don't Have To youtu.be/On7gniO4mpY #poppi #food #trash

B a b y

B a b y #cat elza

I like the fuck ass lizard

If anybody needs some tutoring in El Paso my homegirl is the best www.superprof.com/have-bachelo...

When I was 11 and my blood father lived in Baltimore I remember driving down a street with tons of strip clubs and a Subway in between all of them, is that Subway still around?

Always has been

If Shadow the hedgehog was real and had a blue sky he would post edgy meme Lord left-wing emo posts and videos of Latinas shaking ass and nothing else

if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them

Joseph Rothschudld

RIP Biggie welcome back as the second coming as BigXThaPlug

If you are ever concerned with the pronouns of the youth remember that "fucking fetus" it's gender-neutral

Logan Paul isn't an anti-racist for going against his brother about the super bowl, Logan Paul lives in Puerto Rico and seems to have good enough sense to not speak ill about Puerto Rican Jesus while living in the promised Land

Fun Slowpoke Trainer fact, putting a vice with moderate to light pressure on your slowpokes tail can help alleviate anxiety bc it reminds them of a shelder bite, a just pressure to your baby's liking #pokemon #pets

Skroop

KRISTI NOEM IS A BIRD LEGGED HOE

Womp womp

As somebody who works for tips if you legitimately spend 15 minutes in the cooler trying to pick a drink and yell at me whenever I suggest pausing your ring out to deal with the backlog of customers I hate you

Back bending across all four nations and not one child Sokka had a pull out game FR