Being late for work because I had extra slow blinks with my cat 10/10 would recommend

Looking for a NYE party that wraps around 9pm.

This sweet face watching his brother high above him.

Caturday morning watching the snow fall.

What is a trial bike? Is it something you try before you get a real bike?

I missed Caturday but we're making up for it this morning

Sometimes you just have a rough day and need to sleep with your tongue out a little bit

I think it would be funny if a city planner used letters for street names but didn't put them in alphabetical order.

Moon is disappointed that his search did not yield any results

I sleep when the baby* sleeps. *cat(s)

Happy Caturday

Which came first, the Cardinals or the cardinal-shaped bird feeder?

Caturday night on Sunday

Happy Caturday from Moon's nose:

@ulinesupplies.bsky.social have you considered a side gig in sending boxes and packaging to cat parents? Could be a monthly sub.

We should fall back one minute every day for 60 days.

If you could interact with characters on TV, would you tell them when someone is behind them?

If I were married to Samantha Stevens I'd let her do aaallllllllll the witchcraft.

Happy Caturday, the only holiday I celebrate anymore.

Ugh what's wrong with me? *Please don't actually answer*

Second hand box store for cats where you can just send your empty boxes to cats.

Finally a list of hobbies I can try!

Happy Caturday from these two brothers.

There should be a service for single women to send in their unopenable pistachios and have them returned slightly cracked open.

Wheeeee!!!!! It's fun when I win Wordle 1,569 2/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Happy Caturday to those who celebrate.

Have you ever watched someone leave something early and thought "oh, I didn't know we could just do that?"

He should return 15,900 of them Source: The Telegraph search.app/DvBwM

I would pay so much extra for an Uber with its own hotspot

Also, reboot Bewitched where in the pilot where Samantha tells Darrin she's a witch and he's all "hmmm, I don't know, I have to think about this" she just leaves him and the rest of the show is just Sam and her mother doing witch shenanigans.

Reboot Bewitched and explore the psychological damage done to Mrs Kravitz by the constant gaslighting that her neighbor was not a witch

I feel good about a twosie Wordle 1,542 2/6* ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

The Criterion Collection version of The Naked Gun (2025) please

Happy Caturday!

Paternoster lifts but the subway and sideways

Can't there be farmer's markets for people who don't get up until like 10 and have a lazy Sunday and want to grab some local yogurt and granola around noon?

Turns out, I don't know what glib means

Yahoo read my mom's diary!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit down for a minute

I think my cat asked Chewy to send his packages in as many boxes as possible

Inspired by someone saying "saw a lot of 3 shots today" I gave it a try. Wordle 1,506 3/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Me and my boo and the baseball game

Do marriages that end in murder get figured into the overall marriage "success" statistics?

Breathe along with Moon

Happy Caturday Night

A draft folder for texts

It's for putting your penis into. This Is What the Hole in a Safety Pin Is Really For share.google/64DI8wXJBggS...

I bet he was the only one with his seat in the upright and locked position.

When I said I need help what I mean is that I need my clone to peel away from my corporeal form and do some cleaning up while I sit on the toilet for another 2 hours