Forgot Bluesky existed. Here's a new section of the Magical Code of Regulations 🪄 #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #writing

There needs to be regulations on not using sour cream in eggs. It's a damn travesty. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #magic #worldbuilding

Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to break into Hollywood, watch the movie The Town. Pretty much a playbook for how to break in to places. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: if you want to get some good feedback, cup the hell out of the mic, then yell at your sound engineer - preferably about your new #screenplay. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: Don't not avoid doing things you're told you shouldn't not do. #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: If you want producers to not be able to put down your script, use Dermabond instead of super glue. It's stronger 👍 #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Pro #Writing Tip: enter late, and leave early. Don't apply this just to your scripts, apply this to your general meetings as well. Producers will respect your dedication to the craft. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #WritingCommunity

Wrote this line as a joke, now I can't tell if it's actually decent. What say you, #scriptsky? The average sex therapist would sooner have you gargle salty cum for canker sores than salty water. #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #WritingCommunity

And on the seventh day, there was a seventh page. #seventhpagesunday Even during the apocalypse, one brave soul kept a Whataburger in operation 🙏 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Every time I feel down about my #writing, I take solace in the fact that I'm fucking stupid. If I can write as well as I do while being a bumbling idiot, is that not all the more impressive? #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #books #booksky #screenwriting

Can I make watching paint dry exciting? #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

#TussleTuesday Wrote this a couple years ago. Superhero pilot spec. Will either really land, or REALLY not. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

New high-concept #film idea: the engineer who decided where you could access Honda Civics' driver side turn signal bulb is burned alive for eternity. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #movie

The only #writing partner I need. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity #pets

Apparently, a few people have taken exception to my use of the phrase lily-livered lords, and think I ought to use the word cowardly instead. To them I say: shut the hell up. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

Feeling Jaded #funpagefriday #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

Title: Unstuck Format: Animated Feature Logline: After a beloved family car is stolen, its loyal bumper stickers set off on a perilous journey across highways, junkyards, and big-city traffic to find their way back to their rightful home. #LoglineMonday #writing #scriptsky #screenwriting

New movie idea: Swapping Serbians. Nikola Jokic and Nikola Jovic swap places. That's it, that's the schtick. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting

#Scriptsky: still wondering what the market is for writers who can knock out a great 10-15 first pages of a script, then shits the bed on plot. #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #WritingCommunity

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I think we should normalize giving in-script instructions to choreographers. Teach your superheroes to punch a heavybag properly, please 🤦 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #boxing #mcu #marvel #dc

Pro #Writing Tip: if you're having trouble staring at the blank page, just start typing by typing one word: the chemical name for the protein titin. 189k words, there's your novel. #scriptsky #writing #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

I haven't posted in three days. So, here. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting

Does YOUR screenplay have karate forces ghosts? If not, what're you even doing? 🥋 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting #starwars

I can't tell if me thinking it'd be funny to have a character mistake the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell makes me a genius writer or a terrible one.. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #writers

#Writers: you can't just have your Chosen One going around causing chaos and going unchecked. You must follow the proper procedures as set forth by the Department of Prophetic Affairs (DPA) in the MCOR. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

What's better than a screenplay with mobs, drugs, and #cats? Alleycats: After falling for his victim, a streetwise cat struggles to reconcile his life of crime with his desire to find a family. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

What's a promising script you have that you just can't seem to finish? Mine is Slash Cab, which is like Saw meets Cash Cab. Was able to get a read from Ben Bailey, but I don't think he liked it, lol. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

Pro #Writing Tip: like exercising, sometimes when writing you need assistance. Lifters have spotters, and screenwriters have rich, connected fathers. #screenwriting #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

#WritingCommunity: am I wasting my time making a literal 1k page code of magical regulations for fantasy stories? Probably. Is it loads of fun? Eh, not really. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

A succinct villain's guide to exploiting the Magical Code of Regulations to do hoodrat shit. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting #writersky #writingcommunity

Is the Blacklist acting up for anybody else today? I went to log in, and when I did, I saw that my Cookie Monster inspired slasher script didn't get an 8, which was obviously a bug of some sort. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

Western and Eastern medicine aren't practiced in the ways of dim-mak. It's reserved only for the greatest karateka masters. #screenwriting #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

Pro #Writing Tip: don't just start your screenplays with a bang, start them with a bing, bop, boom, boom, boom, bop, bam. #screenwriting #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #scriptsky+

Time to kick the habit... of being a loser who doesn't smoke. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #screenwriting

I still don't understand what the big deal is about using AI in my scripts. Does the #NBA still own Allen Iverson's likeness or something? #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

Pro #Writing Tip: if you want people to hate a character, have them kick a puppy. If you want them to like a character, have them kick an adult dog so at least they're not picking on a child. #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky #screenwriting

Who said the decapitatorial sciences were only for idiotic brutes? #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #writing #cats #writingsky #booksky #screenwriting

Pro #Writing Tip: use AI to your advantage. Having a world-famous basketball player in your corner can open up doors for you. #screenwriting #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky #hhgtg

Just turned 32 today, and no producers messaged me with option agreements on my scripts as a birthday present. Rude 😡 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky #screenwriting

When you follow me, this is the type of "writing" you're exposed to. You have been warned. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg #screenwriting

And on the seventh day, the Sensei revealed a seventh page. Hai! 🥋 #scriptsky #writing #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #seventhpagesunday #FirstPageFriday #funpagefriday

Pro #Writing Tip: write with the active voice. Instead of saying "the couch was sat on by him," say "he hit a heavy bench sesh, crushed squats, and finished with deadlifts before the couch was sat on by him." #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #booksky #comics #cats #filmsky

Hey, I'll take it 🤷 #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky #hhgtg

They say life imitates art, so I'm going to make a painting of a big-shot producer buying all my scripts. #writing #scriptsky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writersky #booksky

Pro #Writing Tip: scripts are blueprints for movies. Therefore, it's essential to include floor plans of every building that appears in your script, down to every last detail. Directors love this. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky

Pro #Writing Tip: if you want better outlines, be sure not to dump the body of the person who rejected your script in a wet or damp area that makes the chalk wash away. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #booksky #bookssky

Pro #Writing Tip: if you think you have to be smart to be a writer, I'm neither a writer nor smart. #screenwriting #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky

Pro #Writing Tip: just as boxers use their jab to set up their straights and hooks, you must set up your screenplays' hooks by jabbing producers in the face while tied-up in your basement until they agree to read your script. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats

With the Oscars coming up, a friendly reminder to all my #writing friends that the real winners are the screenplays we swear we'll finish this year for the fourth straight year. #scriptsky #writersky #discworld #5amwritersclub #filmsky #comics #cats #writingsky #screenwriting